I've never tried a Thai massage before (the kind where they put you into different positions and crack all of the knots out of your back) so popped into Siam Thai at 66 Lockhart Road.

I was pretty open to getting something more and all the massage joints in Wan Chai seem suspect enough to me that I always imagine there's more on offer but it seems very unlikely here. It's very much a veggie place with tables separated only by curtains and people receiving foot massages right outside. Old ladies who work there, I imagine have no interest in HEs.

That being said, the massage was pretty good and I came out feeling like a new person.

There was a moment halfway through where I thought that things may be getting a little bit more exciting when she started massaging and pressing down either side of LB. She was applying a lot of pressure and held her hands there for a LONG time, I feel like she was looking for my reaction (which didn't come) and so after what felt like an eternity she moved on...

Would repeat...