This friendly local neighborhood monger finds himself in a position with a tale to tell and a place to tell it, as I have recently found this forum. I felt I would share my tale of tail with this community as it might help some of our fellow brothers on the prowl. I regret that I will only be able to share the first third of this tale. There are a few memories that I want to keep competely for myself.

A couple of quick notes about this tale. The prices listed include any tips I gave the lady, and in one or two cases include the cost of lady drinks. If I only bought one I did not include it. But the second tale includes three women, that I bought two drinks each for. So I included that. I do not differentiate in calculations between the cost of the session and tips. Yes, I am aware that some of these were a little "high" for going rates for WGs in Pattaya at the time I went. I did not feel I was ripped off at any time, and I felt the prices I paid were reasonable, otherwise I wouldn't have paid them. Several I negotiated downward, several I paid without thinking. It depened on the lady and my mood at the moment. I will refrain from describing any of the places I went in any sort of detail. I might give impressions of atmosphere or other things, but if you've been to one bar in Pattaya, you know what they look like. And if you haven't, well, there isn't much to describe. They are all too loud, too dark, too packed, and everybody in there is bored out of their minds, or just wondering when they can finally get their dicks wet. Customers and workers alike. You know, just like every single other bar everywhere else in the world. 55555 A bar is a bar is a bar, no matter where in the world you are. The language might be different, and the drinks on tap might be different, but if you know what a bar is, you know what a bar in Pattaya is. I will say that I did not enounter any place that made me feel unsafe, nor did I encounter any place that made me feel icky just being inside of it. Overall, every person I encountered in Thailand was very friendly. Every business, with one very minor exception (and it was just a language snafu which was cleared up and resolved quickly), was welcoming, friendly, and genuinely seemed to enjoy having me as a customer. All ages are approximated, as I honestly don't care. Names are as reported by them.


Greetings and salutations, lacerations and lubrications to all,

Our tale begins, as many of these do, with a man who was tired of everything. Work was frustrating, life was frustrating, the hunt was mediocre at best and on the decline as far as quality goes. He was tired of the lack of enthusiasm and skill when it came to the tender oral arts. So a plan was hatched. A getaway would be had. Three weeks in paradise. Pattaya. A place where the pussy flows like water, the weed is legal, and the girls are of such variety that there is something for anyone; And pretty much anything can be had for a price. A hotel was found. One which has no joiner restrictions except age, and no joiner fee. One which is but a hop skip and a jump from the Walking Street entrance, and I could actually see Beach Road from my balcony. Granted only about 5 feet of it, but it was still Beach Road. A room was booked. One on the top floor with a private balcony for the enjoyment of visitors in the open air and the enjoyment of tobacco and cannabis. A flight was found and booked.

My flight arrived in Bangkok at 11am local time. After arrival, finding my taxi, getting to the hotel, taking a quick shower, taking off my underwear, and putting on my kilt, and making a quick stop at 7-11 for some supplies, I headed out on the hunt from my hotel at 2pm. Having never been to Pattaya before I had done some research as to where the bars were, and how to get them, so I made a "very rough plan" as to where I wanted to go first. My entire plan for the trip can be summed up as "go where the pussy led me"; as long as I could find a world class blowjob while I was in town, nothing else mattered. I specifically chose my first stop as I wanted something a little isolated to minimize interactions with other customers, but that had decent reviews. Club 004 was chosen. The thought was that there were several bars right next door to each other, but it wasn't as loud and in your face as a place like Soi 6. That way, I felt I could relax out of my travel apprehension from the flight while still hunting. I also didn't want to be competing with other punters for my first foray. I knew I would have to, and no worries there. May the best man win. But the whole point of the trip was to relax and find out if my dick would become wrinkly if I kept it in enough pussy long enough, the way your fingers do in water. Soi 6 would come, but definitely not the very first night in Pattaya. 55555


Day 1:

Date: 12-2-22
Location: Club 004
Name: Oi
Age: 30-35
Face: 2
Body: 4
Height: 5'5"
Grooming: Shaved
Skill: 4 - Only lowered due to issues with BJ
Service: 4.5
GFE: 1 - She was considerate and consumate as a professional towards a client, but this was not a GFE encounter, it was PSE and definitely transactional, which was exactly what I was looking for.
PSE: 4
Price: 2400THB
Notes on appearance: Though she was attractive in the face, she wasn't a beauty. Her body was banging and she had very nice full C cup tits. If you like relatively skinny girls with curves, she's your type.
Repeat: Yes, absolutely

I walked into Club 004 and immediately felt the cool of the AC wash over me. I walked over to an open seat that was relatively isolated from the other customers but still gave me a good view of the lineup dancing on the bar. A young lady came over and took my drink order. While sitting there enjoying my beer and the views I noticed one young lady making very suggestive eye contact with me. Though I felt she was attractive I didn't want to just jump between the legs of the first woman who smiled at me. I absolutely was going to, but I didn't want my extreme eagerness to be THAT obvious. 55555 I flirted with my eyes with her a bit and continued to look around. After a few minutes I decided that though she wasn't the best looking lady in the joint she looked like she knew how to move her hips and she definitely had eyes I wanted to look into while her lips were wrapped around my cock. After approaching her, and taking care of paperwork with her and the mamasan we headed into the back of the bar. A quick strip for both of us, followed by a quick rinse off and we were back to the bed.

I had been mainly hoping to try to get a blowjob for my first encounter in Pattaya. So I laid down on the bed and she immediately put her tongue on the bottom of my scrotum and slowly moved it to the tip of my penis before wrapping her lips around my head and shaft and taking it all the way to the base in one smooth motion. Unfortunately her technique was very good, but her mouth just wouldn't quite open far enough for me not to feel her teeth just a little, frankly something I don't enjoy. The teeth were minimal, but they were there. She would not have been able to finish me that way, but I did intend to enjoy her ministrations for awhile before I just gave up, flipped her over and took care of it myself. She was quite skilled with her tongue. I did ask her to swing her ass around so I could lick her pussy while she was blowing me. And she made sure I was a very happy man as she planted that gorgeous wet pussy right onto my tongue.

About five minutes into the 69 she stopped, turned around to kiss me while moving her hips to straddle me. With one hand wrapped around the base of my penis, the tip rubbing in between her pussy lips, she asked, "You want to fuck?" She was shaved, had a banging body, she had just been sucking my dick, and her pussy was sweet and dripping wet. What would you have done? I just grabbed her hips and pulled her down on top of me while thrusting myself into her. "Only if you go slow." I replied. She was incredibly snug, just a perfect fit, and she proceeded to ride me slowly in ACG while I played with her clit and twiddled one of her nipples. It didn't take very long for her to O, and the feeling of her walls clamping around me as she cried out and grinded into me almost made me pop right there. I was able to hold out a bit, but not for long. Oi continued to ride me slowly until I CIP'd, and I surprised her when I grabbed her hips and pulled her forcefully onto me when I came. Making sure that I was completely sheathed inside her the entire time my orgasm was raging.

Once calmed down, we smiled at each other, cleaned up and got dressed while chatting about nonsense and went back out to the main bar. I finished my drink, blew Oi a kiss and left to continue my evening with a smile and a spring in my step. My first foray having been a raging and cream filled success.


Date: 12/02/2022
Location: Pirates
Name: Nam, Wan, Apple
Age: Nam: 35 - Wan: 28 - Apple: 25
Face: Nam: 1.5 - Wan: 2.5 - Apple: 4
Body: Nam: 3.5 - Wan: 3.5 - Apple: 3.5
Height: Nam: 5'2" - Wan: 5'6" - Apple: 5'4"
Grooming: Nam: Trimmed - Wan: Trimmed - Apple: Trimmed
Skill: Nam: 2 - Wan: 2.5 - Apple: 2
Service: Nam: 2.5 - Wan: 2 - Apple: 3
GFE: Nam: 0 - Wan: 0 - Apple: 0
PSE: Nam: 2 - Wan: 1 - Apple: 2.5
Price: 4000
Notes on appearance: Nam: Oldest of the three, definitely been around the block a few times, but a tight body. Wan: The best way I can describe her is that she looks like she is going to be stuck up. Not unattractive, nice body, small but kissable tits, no curves, very skinny. Apple: Cute as a button, but her body has gone a little overly soft. She is young and firm, though she clearly hasn't realized that she needs to start actually exercising outside of work.
Repeat: Yes on Apple, but only to fuck her again, or to have her just suck my dick for an hour. No on the other two.

As I stepped out of Club 004 I listened to the sounds of the late afternoon, lit up a cigarette, and just breathed deeply for a few minutes. I quickly realized that I was still ready to go and I didn't want to waste this opportunity. So I headed next door to Pirates. As I walked in, the first thing I noticed was that there were only a couple of patrons and about 5 young ladies working. One immediately caught my eye and I walked over to speak to her. She was sitting in a group of three ladies and she introduced herself as Apple. The other two were Nam and Wan. Nam was obviously the most experienced as she took the lead and seemed to speak for the other two at certain times. I bought all three of them a drink and myself one as well. All three of them found a great amount of amusement in flipping up my kilt to show off the fact that I wasn't wearing anything under it. And all three of them would give my cock a stroke or two when they flipped up my kilt. It was definitely making me hornier.

While enjoying the drink and the company of three lovely ladies, Nam suggested that all three of them give me a blowjob at the bar. Well my friends, I am not one to say no to a lovely lady who wants to suck my dick. So after taking care of paperwork all three of them took off their tops, pulled their skirts up, pulled their panties down, and one at a time got on the ground in front of me, opened up my kilt and started sucking my dick. I just sat on the stool, took the occasional sip of beer, kissed all three of the girls one at a time and tried to see how many knuckles I could get into each of their pussies when they weren't occupied with the (blow)job at hand. I did make eye contact with the mamasan, and she just rolled her eyes. 55555 I also accidentally made eye contact with another patron while Wan was deep throating me for a moment, and I'm pretty sure he wanted me to hurry up and get the fuck out of there so he could take a turn. 55555

After about 10 minutes of going from mouth to mouth, Nam asked me when I was going to cum. I informed her that I had just fucked a gal next door, so a blowjob no matter how skillful would be very unlikely to make me cum. But that I was enjoying all three of them just the same. She seemed to understand that the blowjob was just about the pleasure and not the orgasm, and she seemed ok with that. Wan didn't, as I think she was more end oriented than service oriented. Apple seemed indifferent, but as she was the last one to suck my dick, and she was the cutest of the bunch, I pulled her up and informed her that I wanted to either have her turn around right there and start riding me, or I wanted to go in the back and do my best to fuck her brains out. Paperwork was again taken care of and Apple and I headed into the back of the bar. This place didn't have a room, just a large and admitedly comfortable couch for the deed.

I took off my clothes and I told Apple to leave hers on. I wanted the view of fucking her as if I just pulled up her skirt and didn't bother getting her prepared. She obliged and got on her knees to suck my dick some more. No shirt, no bra, no panties, skirt pulled up to expose her trimmed, very lovely pussy. I watched her ass move a bit as she bobbed up and down, then I had her lay down on the couch, hook her ankles as far up as she could get them and I dove tongue first into her pussy. I licked and lapped as if my life depended on it. She was playing the good role and moaning when appropriate. To me it sounded fake, but I love eating pussy so much I wasn't worried about it at that particular moment. After covering up I slid my cock into her in one smooth motion. I had already cum once this evening so I knew that with a condom I would need to do a little extra. So I made sure she was ok, and I started pounding away. I found just the right angle and spot and went until I popped in the cover. The entire time she was moaning like a pornstar and encouraging me with her hands and hip movements to keep giving it to her.

Once I popped, we cleaned up and went back out to the main bar. I wished the three lovely ladies a wonderful evening and exited the building, another successful hunt under my belt.


Date: 12/02/2022
Location: Carre Blanc
Name: Bee
Age: 24
Face: 3
Body: 3.5
Height: 5'2"
Grooming: Trimmed
Skill: 3.5
Service: 3
GFE: 3
PSE: 1
Price: 2400
Notes on appearance: Very cute face. Full, but medium A Cups. Grabbable ass. Dancers body, but gone just a little soft, tight and sexy.
Repeat: Yes

There comes a moment in every mongers life, many times in some, that he has to make a very important decision; "Do I hunt for more pussy, or do I go get some sleep?" On this particular evening I decided to do both. After stepping out of Pirates and taking a quick look around I immediately headed into Carre Blanc in search of at least one more hole to fill. My thought was to see if I could get the young lady to come back to my hotel. That way, after we were done, and she went back to work, I could just relax in bed and sleep if necessary.

Upon entering I immediately noticed that there were actually quite a few patrons in the bar. As well as a decent number of BGs. Most of the ladies were occupied with customers, so I took a look around to see if anybody caught my eye who didn't appear to be already occupied. A lovely young lady, wearing only a mini bikini and a smile, saw me looking and made her way over to me. We chatted for a minute, I bought her a lady drink, and I got myself a bottle of water. After negotations and paperwork were taken care of she went in the back to get dressed in something that was appropriate for her to be seen on the street in. We stepped outside, flagged down a taxi and went off to my hotel room. We arrived, took care of check in, and went up to the room.

We both took a quick rinse off, it seemed more business than personal, as we did rinse separately. However she was smiling and touching lightly through the whole thing. Once I dried off I went out to the balcony, stopping to grab a pillow on the way. I sat down on the chair nude in the open air, put the pillow on the ground in front of me, grabbed a joint and got ready to light it up. Bee was a little nervous about coming out onto the balcony naked, but after I showed her that nobody could see us on the balcony, and even less so once she was on her knees she came out and kneeled down in front of me. I lit up my joint and took the first drag just as she wrapped her lips around my rock hard cock. The feeling of her warm mouth moving up and down on my shaft as the cool breeze wafted across her saliva and chilled the skin she had just moved off of was exquisite. Her technique was rudimentary and there was no "passion" in the act, but she was focused on doing what she believed was the best way to give a blowjob, and she did a very enjoyable and admirable job. I slowly smoked the entire joint while sitting there relaxing and letting her work up and down. She never stopped and she did listen to directions, though only briefly and only somewhat. i.e. I said, slow down, she did, but within 3 bobs she was back to her regular speed.

Though she could have gotten me to pop, it would have taken her at least another 20 minutes with her technique. Once I had finished my joint, and admired the way her lips looked as they were wrapped around me for a few more minutes, I had her stand up and took her inside the room. I immediately had her lay down and spread her legs so I could slide up the bed to run my tongue up her leg. I only stopped moving once I got to her pussy. Since I had already cum twice this evening I was not in any hurry. I started licking her slowly with long strokes of my tongue. Starting at the bottom of her opening and running my tongue between her lips up to just above her clit. And then right back the same path. After she starting panting from that I moved my tongue to slowly swirl around her clit. Within moments she gasped, reached out and held my face pressed into her pussy as she O'd. I will forever remember the look on her face as she thought I was going to move up to start fucking her, but I just stayed right where I was and started licking her again. For her second O I just stayed sucking on her clit. For her third O I slid two fingers into her and massaged her G spot while continuing to suck on her clit. After that she made it pretty clear that she couldn't take any more. It's a shame, because she tasted wonderful and her pussy was quite lovely and very very kissable, I could have spent hours just fucking her with my tongue.

After putting on the cover I had her kneel on the bed with her ass up, her legs together and her shoulders in the mattress. Sliding inside of her she was tight and snug, but she opened up and accepted me without complaint. In fact her only sound was a deep moan as I bottomed out inside her. I honestly wasn't sure if I was going to be able to cum again, so I just decided to enjoy fucking a hot little piece of thai ass. I didn't go fast, I just slid all the way in and all the way out over and over. She continued to gasp, moan, and writhe underneath me as I slowly used her body for my pleasure. After only about 10 minutes her pussy, her moans, and the sheer enjoyment of the moment overtook me and I popped into the cover.

After cleanup and paperwork, I walked her down to the street, made sure she could grab a ride, gave her a quick kiss and grabbed her ass as I turned away to get some needed rest.

Continued in Part 2...

Day 2:

Date: 12/03/2022
Location: Beach Road
Name: Munna
Age: 30
Face: 2
Body: 2.5
Height: 5'3"
Grooming: Shaved
Skill: 2
Service: 2
GFE: 0
PSE: 0
Price: 1000
Notes on appearance: Cute-ish, very skinny, but not anorexic. Definitely been in the business awhile
Repeat: No

After getting some much needed sleep I awoke at a weird time of night. As this was only my second day in Thailand I was still feeling the effects of jetlag. So I decided to start my "day" a little early. Like at 2am. Luckily I had planned ahead and preparred for just such an occasion. I quickly exited my hotel and walked the 50 or 60 feet to Beach Road to start hunting. Walking down the road away from Walking Street I had to stop myself from simply walking up to the first woman I saw. I love Blades, but they don't even compare remotely to the glory that is Beach Road in Pattaya.

After only a few minutes I saw a cute skanky little spinner that just needed to have my dick inside her. I approached, asked the usual questions, and we both headed back to my hotel room after agreeing to the amount. After check in, and a quick rinse for both of us we went to the bed. She proceeded to give me an enjoyable if short and skillless BBBJ she laid down on the bed and opened her legs. She wasn't quite wet enough, and she had a cute pussy so I started licking her just to get her at least a little wet. After that was achieved I slid the cover on and slid my cock inside her. We fucked without enthusiasm, but with the desired result after a few minutes.

After I popped in the cover she cleaned up and headed out. I walked her down to the exit to the hotel and thanked her for an enjoyable time.


Date: 12/03/2022
Location: Soi Honey
Name: Ola
Age: 26
Face: 4
Body: 4
Height: 5'6"
Grooming: Shaved
Skill: 4
Service: 5
GFE: 5
PSE: 0
Price: 1200
Notes on appearance: The best way I can think of to describe her is she looked like Snooki from Jersey Shore. But not fake. Just a resemblance in both face and body shape. Snooki as is: Blech-1 of 5. If Snooki was "real" she would have this girls body, and be quite fuckable.
Repeat: Yes

After Munna left I grabbed a quick nap, a shower, and about 9am decided to go grab something to eat. I had heard about this place called Cheap Charlie's, and that they had a great English style breakfast. So I headed that way to see what I could get to eat and to see where the day took me. Before I got to Cheap Charlie's I saw a lovely lady setting up the front of her shop. It was a massage parlour and the young lady was quite lovely, so I walked up to her smiled and said hello. She indicated that she was the only one currently working, and I indicated that I was perfectly fine with that. We went inside and took care of paperwork. We got undressed and I laid down on my back. She asked if I wanted a back massage and I indicated that I was more interested in her massaging my cock with her tonsils. She laughed and immediately starting BBBJ. Her technique was exquisite and her mouth was warm and soft. I could have just laid there and let her blow me for the rest of the day. Eventually she decided it was time to fuck so she popped a cover on me and got ontop for some CG. She rode me and I moaned appropriately and she was snug and warm, but my body was just letting me know that it wasn't going to cooperate. I let her know and after a little back and forth I finally convinced her that it was not a negative reflection on her, just my body not playing nicely. Once she understood that she made it pretty clear that she was a service and customer oriented provider and she proceeded to give me a deep, sloppy, wet BBBJ for about 15 mintues before her jaw gave out. I don't think I've ever had a more willing, thoughtful, and considerate blowjob.

There are very few things I regret in this life, but not being able to give this young angel the reward for her work by filling her mouth up is one. After we stopped I thanked her, kissed her, tweaked her nipple as I stuck my tongue in her mouth, cleaned up, got dressed, and walked out to continue trying to find something to eat.


Date: 12/03/2022
Location: Excite Club
Name: Ee
Age: 30
Face: 2
Body: 3
Height: 5'5"
Grooming: Shaved
Skill: 2
Service: 2
GFE: 0
PSE: 0
Price: 2400
Notes on appearance: Not unattractive. Fairly typical "thai" features. She wouldn't stand out in a crowd, but she had a beautiful smile.
Repeat: No

After grabbing some sustenance for the body I went in search of some sustenance for the cock. So as I was walking back to my hotel I saw a little bar on the side of the road and decided to hop in, grab a drink, and maybe grab a pussy to slide into. Upon entering I was immediately struck with how dingy the place looked. Not dirty, just old, rundown and not necessarily maintained well. One of the BGs walked up to me and smiled, asking if I wanted something to drink. Though her body was nice, her face was rough, but her smile and her lips were quite lovely, so I figured screw it, let's find out what she looks like sucking dick.

I quickly took care of paperwork with her and the mamasan, and Ee and I headed upstairs for the fun part of the visit. Once we both stripped and after a quick wash off I laid down on the bed and asked her to start by sucking my dick. She complied by getting on the bed between my legs and popping me in her mouth. The view was quite delicious as her lips were full, soft, naturally dark red, and watching them slide up and down my shaft was very enjoyable. Unfortunately her technique was completly non existent. Her idea of a BBBJ was to simply put me in her mouth and move up and down without any suction or any other action.

Before I could become limp and ruin the encounter I asked her to lay down so I could have some fun. I was hoping that licking her might get me raring to go again, as that usually has that effect on me. So I started licking her. She was almost completely non responsive. And despite my asking her what I can do, and her having pretty good English skills, she indicated I was fine. But she wouldn't have convinced a blind deaf monk that had never seen a woman before that she was actually enjoying herself. I do wish I could know what I did wrong as I love getting feedback on my cunnilingus. Oh well, sae la vie. Eventually I had had enough and I knew that I wouldn't be able to go if I took too long to get inside her. So I asked about no cover, she declined, so I slipped one on, put her legs to the side and proceeded to have some fun until I popped in the cover. Her pussy was snug and enjoyable, even with a cover, though she was a bit of a limp fish. She got the job done, but I wouldn't go back. Just my two cents.

Continued in Part 3...

Day 3:

Date: 12/04/2022
Location: Beach Road
Name: June
Age: 28
Face: 3.5
Body: 4
Height: 5'6"
Grooming: Shaved
Skill: 2
Service: 3
GFE: 0
PSE: 0
Price: 1000
Notes on appearance: Her face structure reminded me of a young Tia Carrera. Her body was slim and well built, but no definition. Almost no muscle tone underneath, but almost no fat either.
Repeat: No

Ladies and gentlemen, I was sad. I needed to get some good pussy, or a good blowjob. Regadless, something good needed to happen to my cock, and soon. After leaving Excite Club I grabbed some food and sundries and headed back to my hotel. I spent a couple of hours just cooling off as the heat was starting to get to me and before I knew it I had fallen asleep. I woke up about 4am and decided to go a-huntin'. I figured due to the time that I might have the best results on Beach Road. So I walked down and started looking.

After about 5 minutes of walking I saw this lovely young lady that had a body that was built by Mercedes. Soft and curvy in all the right places and straight and tight in the rest. Her face was quite lovely if non descript in the same way that I, with my red hair, don't stand out when I visit Ireland. Same with her. Nothing to scream to the heavens about with her looks, but still quite lovely.

After negotiation, we headed back to my hotel. We both got undressed separately, which is a shame as I do enjoy undressing a lady I'm about to plow, but she hopped in the tub to rinse off, rather than the shower. I thought it was odd, but I had stepped into the shower for a rinse off so I think she was just trying to be considerate. She looked so cute sitting there in the tub washing off that I had to join her. So I climbed in behind her, slid her in between my legs and had her lean back against me. I put one hand on her left tit and the other hand on her pussy. I licked her neck and started flicking her clit and nipple at the same time. She reacted quite well with encouring sounds and moans. Afer only a few moments I wanted to move to another activity, so we stood up and went out into the room proper. I had been hoping that she would be willing to BBBJ on the balcony as Bee did, but to no avail. No amount of coaxing or talking could convince her to do that. So I sat down in the chair that was in the room and put a pillow on the ground in front of me. She was kind enough to follow directions and took me in her mouth for a few minutes. It was quite clear that she had no interest in felating me.

When I was done putting up with the BBBJ I had June lay down on the bed so I could make sure she was ready to fuck. I licked her for a few minutes, but again she seemed to be more interested in the finish than in enjoying getting there. So I flipped her over, slid on a cover, and hate fucked her until I came. I stopped two times to make sure she was ok, and to make sure she was ok with what I was doing. She said she was both times, so I just kept trying to bruise her ovaries. Eventually I popped in the cover, she cleaned up, I walked her down, and went on my way to start the rest of my day.


Date: 12/04/2022
Location: Click Bar
Name: Om + Am
Age: 30 for both
Face: 3 for both
Body: 3 for both
Height: 5'3" approximately for both. I honestly saw Am kneeling, so I don't know how tall she is.
Grooming: Unknown
Skill: 0
Service: 2
GFE: 0
PSE: 0
Price: 2400
Notes on appearance: Both very cute spinners. Nothing stands out about their looks as far as something to describe.
Repeat: No

This was the day. Today was it. I was going to go walk down Soi 6 and fuck anything that caught my eye. At least that was the plan. I had been doing research for months, to memorize the places with the best reviews, the places that had the services I wanted, the places that had the kind of girls I wanted. I know, I know, I know, all of these and more things can be found anywhere in Pattaya, you just need to ask. I knew that at the time as well, but I still hoped that a little preparation would make the entire trip easier, laid back, and more fun.

I walked out of my hotel with a song on my lips. I hopped onto a baht bus with a fire in my heart. I got off the bus at Soi 6 with a raging hard on under my kilt, a wool kilt, that was scratching the head of my penis a little bit due to me not wearing any underwear. But I was horny, I had cash in my pocket and I was going to find someone who could finally make me cum in their mouth without me having to help them finish me off.

As I started to walk down Soi 6 I noticed the plethora of beautiful scantily clad women. I am a whore monger and a pussy hound. I was like a kid in a candy shop. I had reached nirvana and soon I would be cumming in its mouth. Mother fucker I was the happiest person on the planet. I walked down the street and it didn't take me long to notice a lovely young lady wearing a tasteful that had lips just made for Felatio. So I walked up to her and asked her how much for a blowjob. She stated 1400 and we went inside. Paperwork was taken care of, and we went into a back area that was screened off. I sat down on the couch. Om grabbed a pillow and a wipe. She kneeled down in front of me, wiped me off, and proceeded to go to work. Unfortuately I had to have her stop within about 60 seconds. I asked her not to use any teeth, and she said ok, the went right back to leaving my cock raw and abraded. That Spongebob meme of his teeth scraping the chocolate comes to mind. I asked her to stop as it was just too painful. She was confused and called for the mamasan. When I explained the situation she understood and offered me another girl. I would have to pay, of course. (this is Pattaya, no money no honey 55555   ) But the young lady who came in was lovely and I figured, why not. If she can salvage the situtation at least I'll get a decent blowjob out of it. Regretably Am was more of the same technique as Om. Very small mouth, way too much teeth. She couldn't open wide enough to take even the head of my penis in without digging her teeth into it.

Let me be completely frank, neither of the two young ladies I saw at Click Bar did anything wrong. Both of them did a reasonable acceptable attempt at their job, there was just one little problem. Their mouths. Anybody who likes spinners and has even a remotely average penis sees the problem. They literally could not open their mouths wide enough to give me a proper or even enjoyable blowjob. While I would not repeat with these ladies, I do not feel this is a negative reflection on either them or the establishment. The mamasan did, half heartedly, try to make it up to me after Am. But I was done, and I was not upset just disappointed. So I got dressed and headed back out to once again try my luck on Soi 6.


Date: 12/04/2022
Location: My Friend You Bar
Name: Dada
Age: 35
Face: 4
Body: 3.5
Height: 5'5"
Grooming: Unknown
Skill: 4
Service: 4
GFE: 3
PSE: 0
Price: 1500
Notes on appearance: Very "maturely" sexy. But not "old" enough to be a milf. Just a refined beauty that would look good eating across the table from you in a fancy restaurant. Her tits were large Cs, but they were not symetrical. I'm not sure, but either she had a bad augmentation, or she needs to get a "reduction" to have them evened out. Not a complaint, and it didn't stop me from enjoying playing with them. Just a note.
Repeat: Yes, if I could fuck her as she had a great attitude. And her English was flawless. She was completely fluent with almost no accent.

Continuing down Soi 6, I enjoyed the sights, the sounds, the catcalls, and the BGs running out to flip up my kilt because they didn't believe I was actually going commando. This, of course, led to me being surrounded by BGs multiple times as every single one of them wanted to flip up my kilt to see what was under it. Multiple times. Though other than looking they were all very respectful, and the couple of times I indicated I had had enough they stopped and were more sedate.

As I am coming up towards My Friend You Bar, I look to see who is sitting out front. This is one of the places I had been looking forward to checking out as many of the reviews I had read about the place indicated that this place tended to attract a certain type of lady skilled in the oral arts. When what to my wandering eye should appear but a vision of loveliness, completely out of place in this squallid dump of a street. She was gorgeous, she was divine, she was....It was the lighting mostly. But, wow did that sunbeam help her out. 55555 To be fair, she didn't need it as she was quite lovely. She reminded me of the type of cougar you see at PTA meetings, or community meetings. Nobody knows if she's married, but all the guys secretly, and possibly not so secretly, would totally fuck her. And everybody genuinely believes she is just a freak in the sack.

And as I was walking up to her, she looked up from sending a text, caught my eye and smiled a genuine smile as she saw me looking at her and heading right for her. Hello, we both said, then chuckled a little. I smiled at her and said, "May I ask you something indelicate?" To which she replied, "Of course". I said, "I'm looking for the best blowjob on this street. Do you think you could help me with that?" She chuckled and said, "Yes, I think I can help you with that." I gestured towards the inside of the bar and said, "Shall we?" After she picked up her stuff and chuckled a little more we walked inside. Paperwork was taken care of and we headed upstairs to a cozy room with a couch and a bed. She took her top of, I took my kilt off, I sat down and fondled her tits and then I laid back and relaxed. (And no, this is not fiction, and yes her English is that good. I got lucky on that part. But I had to tell this as it was a genuinely flirty giggly moment that I will always think of fondly.)

She started by licking up the outside, multiple times, her impressively large tongue wrapping halfway around the shaft on each lick. Just as she got me completely hard she took the head of my cock in her mouth and started swirling her tongue around it slowly. She moved one hand up to stroke the shaft, and after one shaft and about two head swirls which both felt amazing, she immediately took me all the way down to the base. Except she wasn't actually able to deep throat, though she did an acceptable approximation of it for me. Basically she had outstanding technique, but she just could not keep any sort of consisitency. It completely ruined it for me, just as she would start doing something I would enjoy she would switch to something else. It got me to the point of frustration because everything she was doing felt amazing, if only she would keept doing one thing.

Eventually I had had enough, so I said, thank you I'm done. I explained the situation to her, that my body wasn't going along with what she was doing even though it felt amazing. She seemed to understand, though she seemed very willing to make sure I was a satisfied customer. I would have banged her right then, but I had developed a bit of a raw spot on the head of my penis and wanted to give it a rest. I got dressed and walked out. I would repeat with her if I could fuck her as she was lovely, and her attitude and willingness to try to please me was awesome and appreciated.


Date: 12/04/2022
Location: Desire Bar
Name: Nam
Age: 24
Face: 5
Body: 5
Height: 5'0"
Grooming: Smooth
Skill: 3.5
Service: 3.5
GFE: 0
PSE: 4
Price: 2300
Notes on appearance: She had a tight, toned, "fit perfectly in the palm of my hand" ass. Face wise, she kind of reminded me of young Lulu Chu, only with a rounder face. She had pert and perky A cups, and her entire body was smooth to the touch and the tongue.
Repeat: Yes, but only once. Unless I could convince her to CIP. Then I would see her multiple times.

My dear friend and readers. Here I was; on Soi 6 in Pattaya, Thailand. A place renowned the world over for the variety and skill of the mouths and pussies available for rent. Here I was almost at the end of the street, having walked almost the entire length of the road, and I hadn't even busted a nut yet. I had been inside of three very lovely ladies mouths and so far... Nada. I was going to be the only guy in the history of punting and mongering to strike out in the only place in the world you absolutely cannot strike out in!

So I said to myself, self, no more fucking around. Find a hot girl to fuck and just fuck her. There are a thousand of them within viewing distance. There's an absolutely gorgeous one in front of Desire Bar. Make sure she is available to fuck. She is. Paperwork taken care of, we head to the back of the bar and upstairs to the room. Quick disrobe for both and a quick rinse off we both lay down on the bed and I immediately start kissing one of her perfect erect nipples with my hand, cupping her firm A cup tits as I start exploring her body. I realize that her pussy is not only completely shaved, but completely smooth, not even a little stubble. She either waxes and did so recently or she just doesn't grow any hair. I immediately slide a finger inside her and she is wet. She throws her head back and moans as I lick her neck and finger fuck her. She lowers her head and opens her eyes and I ask, "No condom?" She says "You pay extra, and no cum inside." I say ok and we agree on amount, then I lay down between her legs, lift her ass up into my hands and start feasting on her pussy like a starving man at a buffet dinner. I figure out pretty quickly that what she wants most, what she responds to best is my finger in her vagina, my tongue directly on her clit and my other finger playing with her nipple. She felt snug around my finger before she O'd, but once she did she got very very comfortable around my finger. So much so that I didn't want to wait anymore before I was inside of her. But I wanted to watch her lips wrap around my shaft first. So I laid down on the bed and asked her to lay to the side, instead of between my legs, so I could grope her ass while she was BBBJ.

I'm pretty sure she would not have been able to make me cum as I require a bit more suction than what she used, but her mouth was soft, her tongue was like velvet and there was not even a slight hint of teeth. Just a light amount of pressure with her hand and she gently kneeded my testicles with the other hand. The whole time I was just relaxing and loving every second of the soft, wet, velvety feel of her mouth as I grabbed her ass, and started fingering her clit to help her get nice and wet. It only took about two minutes before she was done with the blowjob. I had her lay back down on her back and had her wrap her legs around my hips as I positioned myself at her opening. She was nicely wet and I was able to slide in without any assistance. I looked into her eyes and inch by inch slid myself inside of her until I was sheathed completely. After a few moments of just enjoying the sensation of her wrapped around me I started moving my cock inside of her. Starting with a rocking motion I pulled out a little more each time I slid out, until I was slowly fucking her as long and as deep as I could. Either I felt good to her, or she was a great physical actress because she got even wetter as I was slowly enjoying her tight pussy. She felt so amazing that I was not able to last long. So when I felt the need to blow I pulled out and popped all over her pussy. Not my favorite way to finish, but still a fun one.

We cleaned up, got dressed and head back downstairs. I gave her a hug and a quick kiss and stepped out onto Soi 6 with a smile on my face and a new lease on life.

This lovely young lady had no technique in bed and very little interest with me. Not sure if me or sex in general, but she seemed too jaded for her years. Even with that in mind she was hot, tight, wet and felt like just this side of nirvana.

Continued in Part 4...

Day 4:

Date: 12/05/2022
Location: Honey 3
Name: Opal
Age: 35
Face: 4
Body: 3
Height: 5'8"
Grooming: Shaved
Skill: 3.5
Service: 3
GFE: 0
PSE: 0
Price: 3300
Notes on appearance: Very lovely lady. Top shelf selection at Honey 3. She had the type of looks you expect to see at a state dinner. Very sophisticated. The term that comes to mind is "Judgemental Bitch Face". ;) And I mean no insult by that, just a way for me to describe her appearance.
Repeat: No


After walking Soi 6 I needed a couple of days to recover, and not just because I had a raw spot. I also had to do some shopping and some tourist stuff so I could sell the chaste vacation story once I got back home. While out looking for trinkets for people, and taking some pictures I saw a place I had heard about Honey 3 Massage. I was a little tired, I was a little sore, I'd been walking for awhile, and I hadn't had anywhere to put my dick for at least 16 hours. Dear readers, I have this rather rare medical condition wherein my penis does not create it's own saliva. Unfortunately I have to have regular treatments, and the best way to get it is directly from the source. So I headed into the place with the intention of relaxing and maybe letting another young lady see my O face.

For those who have been to a soapy, you know the drill. You walk in and sit down. They take your drink order and you gaze at the lovely ladies sitting in the spot lights, wearing their finest attire that has clearly been modified to be easier to take off and put on. (My mother taught me to sew costumes and stuff.) I sat back for a minute just to relax, cool off and enjoy the AC before I made my decision. A punters orgasm shouldn't be rushed, unless he wants it to, gods damn it! ;)

After perusing the selection a rather sophisticated looking lady caught my eye and I called over the manager. Paperwork was taken care of and she led me up to the room. Now guys, I gotta say, this building is a freakin' 5 star hotel style design. The rooms are huge, and clearly custom built for this business. But the hallways are all marble and gold accent, it's kind of trippy. Honestly it feels like they are a low rent business that got lucky and got a high rise building for cheap. I know they aren't, that's just one of the perceptions that I had.

Anyway, we get to the room, she helps me undress and she very carefully takes off her dress and hangs it up, making sure that the hidden stays don't get caught. Told ya. She then leads me into the shower room, and I was hoping this would be a little more "soapy" than anything else, but she clearly doesn't want to get anything wet that doesn't have to, or mess up her makeup. The entire session with her felt purely mechanical. And not in a "transactional" way. I have had some great transactional interactions with SWs, but not when they treat it like nothing but a pure chore. I get it, I just don't want to see it, ya know?

Once out of the shower room we lay down on the bed, and she starts a massage that is actually pretty good. She doesn't stay in any one place long enough to be useful, but she applies just the right amount of pressure and when I ask her to use less or more she listens. Eventually she asks me to turn over and what I would like to do next. I'm done with the massage and unless I'm going to get to plow her I'm done with this place. So I tell her I'd like a blowjob and a quick fuck. She grabs a cover and starts a blowjob that can be described as, well, a blowjob. I honestly didn't feel enough to remember. Part of the reason I hate condoms. So I lay there for a minute and then had her get on all fours so I could take care of it myself. I wasn't in the mood to fuck hard and she wasn't really doing it for me by this point, so I just found a good position for me and pounded one out.

I popped in the cover. We both rinsed off, got dressed and headed out. I went back to the street and hoped I could salvage the rest of the day.



Day 5:

Date: 12/06/2022
Location: Beach Road
Name: Nati
Age: 25
Face: 4
Body: 3.5
Height: 5'10"
Grooming: Ladyboy
Skill: 4
Service: 5
GFE: 2
PSE: 1
Price: 1000
Notes on appearance: Very lovely lady. A cup fake tits that weren't great, not a great plastics job. But her face was very long, very thin, very angular, Elfish.
Repeat: No


I spent another day and a half doing touristy stuff. Went down to Jomtien beach, and walked up to the top of the Big Buddha Statue hill. Might not sound like much, but it was kind of a big thing for me physically. So I was having a good day and feeling good. After dinner, relaxing, cooling off, and waiting for the tempurate to drop below boiling outside I decided that what I wanted was another shot at finding a good blowjob. It being around midnight I figured I'd just walk down to Beach Road. Back in the US some of the cheapest skanks give the best blowjobs, so I was hoping that same thought train might apply. As I was walking along I spotted this rather tall and very lovely lady standing there looking bored. So I walked up to her and asked how much for a short time. She said 1k, I asked if her pussy was shaved and she chuckled and said, I'm a ladyboy. (I will admit it did surprise me, I didn't see it coming. Though I probably should have) I gave her a once over from head to toe. Gorgeous face, tall, curvy body, small firm tits, I'm bi anyway, yeah I wanted her to suck my dick. So I told her as much and we headed back to my hotel room.

Once checked in, and upstairs I took a quick rinse off. She kept all her clothes on, except her top which she took off at my request as I wanted to play with her tits. After the rinse off I sat down in the one lounge chair and put a pillow on the floor in front of me. She got down on her knees and spent the next half hour giving me the sloppiest, wettest, blowjob that didn't involve gagging I have ever had. After about 10 minutes she came up to ask if I was close. I told her that while she was wonderful my body just wasn't cooperating but I still wanted her to suck me for as long as she was willing. So she shrugged and went back to her work. Friends, if my dick had been a hose and my cum had been a golf ball, she would have gotten it out without a problem. I spent about another 15-20 minutes just laying there with my eyes closed as this angel's mouth and tongue carressed every single square inch of my cock and balls. It was not the type of blowjob that would make me cum, but it was still very very very enjoyable.

Eventually she got tired and felt her time was up. After I could see straight again I thanked her for her time, walked her down to the street, and sent her on her way with a smile. While she was quite talented, she just wasn't my cup of tea once we got going. No judgement and trust me guys, if you can find her, have her suck your dick. She is definitely worth it


Date: 12/06/2022
Location: Telephone Bar
Name: Deet
Age: 35
Face: 3.5
Body: 4.5
Height: 5'4"
Grooming: Shaved
Skill: 4
Service: 5
GFE: 2
PSE: 4
Price: 1500
Notes on appearance: Definite milf material. Sexy as hell with a banging tight body. A smackable ass and small perky tits.
Repeat: Yes

One thing in particular to note about this place that I absolutely loved, at no point did I ever feel rushed. Neither by the mamasan, nor the girls. Before, during, after, or at any time. They extracted plenty of valuta from me, but they never made me feel pressured or gypped. If nothing else can be said about this place, it is a wonderful place to hang out and have a drink with a lovely lady.

After Nati, I headed out to grab something to eat. Stopped at a little bar that advertised a "british style breakfast". Enjoyed it, and looked up various places to go, trying to figure out my plan for the rest of the day. I had had it in my head that one place I defiitely wanted to go was Telephone Bar. All the reviews said the girls there were the funnest and raunchiest in town, and I like that in a woman. So I double checked the opening time, and wouldn't you know it, it opened in about 20 minutes. Well, according to google maps it would take me about 30 to get there on foot, so I set out on a nice leisurely stroll in search of a warm slick opening to rest my tired hard cock in.

Once I arrived I rang the bell and was admited very shortly by the mamasan. The reason she answered the door is that one of the BGs in the place was wearing a full stocking style teddy thing, and the other was just wearing bikini bottoms and a smile. I had clearly come to the correct place. The gal in the teddy was very sexy, but taller and curvier than I was looking for. She was also talking with the other customer in the bar, and he was clearly lost in her eyes and trying to be lost in her thighs. So I walked up to the other lady at the bar, a tight, firm bodied little milf spinner with nice tits and a mouth just made for sucking cock. I asked her if she was working at the moment and if she was looking for a customer. She indicated she was, so I asked for a drink, bought her one and suggested we retire upstairs as I had no intention of not going up there with her anyway. She smiled, laughed good naturedly and after acquiring drinks we headed up the stairs. While I do generally prefer the stair riser height here in the US, it's what I grew up with, walking up steep stairs behind a beautiful woman wearing almost nothing who is very shortly going to try to fuck your brains out is definitely enough to convert me to Thai style stairs.

Once we got up to the room I stripped out of my clothes and she shrugged out of her cloth. We rinsed off and chatted the whole time about various and sundry. The room had a bed and a large couch. I love sitting in a recliner or on a couch and watching a beautiful woman suck my cock. So I sat down on the couch and asked her to start by taking me in her mouth. She smiled, got on her knees and obliged. I love fucking young spinners, but you just cannot beat a woman in her 30s who has been in the business for awhile. They all know how to suck dick well. And she did an outstanding job. She didn't DT, but there was no teeth, plenth of saliva, and she took direction well.

After about 5 minutes of that  I wanted to fuck her and I wasn't sure if I had two pops in me, so I had her move to the bed so I could get her wet and ready to fuck. Her pussy was tiny and lovely. Her labia majora were full but flat, and her labia minora were almost non existent. She was the same color all over as the rest of her skin and she tasted like sweet red wine warmed by the sun. I licked and nibbled, sucked and moaned while she writhed and gave me very vocal encouragement. Once she O'd she told me that she wasn't a multi gal, so I moved up to get to the main event. She was already very slick and I slid in without so much as a single snag. She was snug and smooth and felt amazing. I almost popped the instant I got all the way inside her. I held out for a minute, calmed down a little, and sucked on her tits some more, mostly because I liked the way she writhed when I did it as it felt amazing on my cock. Once calmed down a bit I started slowly working myself in and out of her. She felt amazing and I was already close so I wanted to last as long as possible. After only a couple of minutes I had her flip over so I coul bang her doggy. Once back in heaven I kept the same treatment, just fucking her deeply and slowly until I felt myself get to the edge. When I did I grabbed her hips and held her pressed tightly to me as I emptied my balls completely inside her dripping wet pussy.

Though the session was shorter than I might have liked, and it wasn't anything fancy, it was one of the best ones I have ever had. A beautiful willing wanton wild woman who clearly enjoys sex. She is the type of woman I started hobbing so I could meet. They are few and far between .Gentlemen, if you find this lovely lady treat her right and make sure she has as many O's as you can give her. ;) She is worth it.

We cleaned up, rinsed off, chatted, fondled, kissed, got dressed, and went back down stairs. Once down there I noticed the gal that was wearing the Teddy and her potential suitor had disappeared, but there was another lovely young lady in the bar, also only wearing a bikini bottom and a smile. She was about 25, had incredibly awesome large A cup tits, and a typical 20 year old "haven't worked out, but I was born hot body". She looked like she had just woken up after a night of getting railed by a football team, had a quickie before she came downstairs, and was looking for a cock to stick in her mouth. She came over to us and her and Deet exchanged a couple of sentences in Thai. Opa then very quickly asked me if I was still looking for more as she loved to suck cock, but she didn't get to do it too often as most guys wanted to only fuck, and she wasn't very good at fucking. (read the next review, she was awesome BTW) Well, as previously pointed out, when a beautiful woman insists on putting my cock in her mouth I am not going to say no. So paperwork was taken care of and while I sat on a bar stool Opa leaned over, pulled my kilt open and started giving me a very aggressive blowjob. Frankly one I would have enjoyed more had I not just CIPd her coworker. While Opa was sucking my dick Deet was rubbing her tits in my face, talking nasty, putting my hands on her body and just kind of letting me grope her wherever and however I wanted. It was honestly pretty fucking hot.

After about 10 minutes of this I started to get a raw spot so I had Opa stop and promised I would be back for some more. I straightened up my clothes, downed my drink and headed out to see where the day and the hunt took me.

Continued in Part 5...

[ Last edited by  Alxndrxvier at 25-1-2023 10:05 ]

Day 6:

Date: 12/07/2022
Location: Telephone Bar
Name: Opa
Age: 25
Face: 4
Body: 4.5
Height: 5'4"
Grooming: Trimmed
Skill: 4
Service: 5
GFE: 2
PSE: 4
Price: 4000 (this is two meetings technically)
Notes on appearance: Younger lady, sexy as hell. Awesome tits, firm ass, tight fun pussy.
Repeat: Absolutely, especially if I could have her and Deet together.

After leaving Telephone Bar I spent 24 hours hard as a rock thinking about Opa and wanting her to suck me to completion if she could. So first thing in the morning, just after they opened I showed up at Telephone Bar with the hope that Opa was working. And for once, my luck held out. She was there. She was still as sexy as the previous day, she wasn't with a customer, and she was already moist. The next time I go back to Pattaya I am going to spend much more time in Telephone Bar. At least until I have CIPd every single god damned unbelievably sexy spinner in that joint. 55555

This time I was actually let in by Opa, she was just holding a towel over her tits. Once inside I smiled at her, she started flirting, I ordered a drink, asked her if she would like one, and then told her I came back because I want to take her upstairs and spend more time inside her mouth, and possibly other places as well. She smiled, and we took care of paperwork. We headed upstairs, stripped, rinsed off, and once again I sat down on that same couch and asked a beautiful woman to get on her knees and suck my cock.

Opa obliged and for about 10 minutes I just layed there and let her make her case that she was better with her mouth than her pussy. I have encountered three types of blowjobs in my life. The first is one you don't want to stop because it feels so good and you want to pop in the girls mouth. The second is when the blowjob is good, but it just gets you revved up to fuck, rather than being the end all at that moment. The third is one that you can't wait until it is over, and either you walk out or you have to fuck her just to at least get some value out of your money. Opa was the second time. She was quite skilled, but not the type of skill I need to push me over the edge. The entire time she was stroking and slurping noisly, moving up and down, leaving plenty of saliva. My balls were soaked after she stopped. It was an incredible preview of how sloppy I hoped her pussy was, or at least how sloppy I hoped to leave it.

I asked her to lay down on the bed as I wanted to return the favor. She seemed disappointed, and after the session we talked and she indicated that she likes sex, but she prefers just giving blowjobs. It's just the way she rolls. Fair enough, and under other circumstances I would have been fine with that, but as I said she had gotten me raring to go and I just could not wait to bury myself inside her and leave her pussy a sticky creamy mess. I started by licking slowly around her pussy, teasing the skin around it, while slowly running my hands up and down her thighs. As I listened to her signs and moans I increased my tempo, sliding two fingers inside her and locking my lips over her clit to suck on it while flicking my tongue over the top. She very quickly O'd, and indicated that she was a one and done gal as well. I shrugged and moved my hips between her legs. I locked eyes with her, and started kissing her while very slowly sliding myself inside of her. She was tight, wet, smooth, sensitive, and reactive as I slid in. Her recent O had left her sensitive and apparently every inch of me felt great as she kept trying to move to get me deeper faster, and she kept encouraging me with both words and actions. Once I was inside of her all the way I asked her what she would like. She said, gentle and deep. So I obliged. I never looked away from her eyes, and we kept kissing the entire time. She sounded and felt like she was close to a second O, but she just kept her legs and arms locked around me as I slowly plowed her sweet hole. She never stopped encouring me with both words and the movements of her body, and she never stopped writhing underneath me.

We all know where this tale ends, and it ended far far too soon for me. But once I CIPd we cleaned up, got dressed, headed down to the bar, I finished my drink and headed out to officially start my day on the best possible foot.


Date: 12/07/2022
Location: PlayGirlz
Name: Dim
Age: 25
Face: 4
Body: 5
Height: 5'5"
Grooming: Smooth
Skill: 3
Service: 3
GFE: 0
PSE: 2
Price: 3400
Notes on appearance: Banging curvy body. Perfect bullet shaped C cup tits. Freshly waxed pussy, nice meaty labia. A few tattos and a little baby damage.
Repeat: Yes

After walking around for a couple of days, and seeing some of the local sights I was walking past PlayGirlz and I decided to go on in and take a load off. I will admit that I was also hoping to leave at least one load there, but we all know that sometimes you shoot and miss. I walked in and noticed that the place was dimly lit and dead. Not dim enough to prevent seeing the talent, but low enough that you would have to look closely to make sure you were actually getting what you were paying for. The mamasan came over and led me to a seat with a great view of the dancers on the bar. There were two other patrons in the bar, but they were both already being fawned over by a lovely young lady each. She asked what I wanted to drink and sent someone to get it. While I was sitting there I perused the offerings to see if anything caught my eye. Unfortunately, nothing did. So I made small talk with the mamasan, informed her that I wasn't looking for anything LT, just some quick fun. She smiled and said, I get ya. Right as my drink came the lineup on the bar changed, and a lovely young lady stepped up onto the bar. I was immediately taken by her body and wanted to find out what it felt like in my hands. Plus her mouth was full and her lips were perfect for kissing or being on display while sucking dick.

I looked at the mamasan and smiled, gestured at the young lady and said, "I want her." Paperwork was taken care of and Dim and I went upstairs to a cozy room. We got undressed and took a quick rinse off. This room also had a couch, but it was big enough to lie on. So I sat down on the couch in a position that I could transition to lying down if I wanted to and asked her to start by sucking my dick. She very kindly did so and the view was even better than I had thought it might be. Her talent and enthusiasm was lacking, but she used no teeth and she didn't quit or complain until I asked her to lay down so I could taste her. She didn't seem as if she was at all into it. She was completely non responsive, despite me asking for feedback, and she made no sounds or movements while I was DATYing. After only a few minutes I got tired of doing that, so I laid back down and had her ride me. Her ACG is incredible. She is snug, wet, and her labia protrude quite a bit, which is something I find incredibly sexy. The view of them dragging up my shaft as she rode me slowly up and down is something I truly wish I had been able to capture on camera. Though she was wet and tight, her skill was solely moving up and down, no grinding, and honestly very little passion.

After she rode me for a few minutes I CIPd. We cleaned up, got dressed, headed down and I left the bar to go back out on the town. Though her service was less than stellar she has an incredibly nice pussy. It is worth putting up with her lackluster performance just to feel her walls wrapped around you.


Well fellow mongers, this bring us to the end of my first week in Pattaya. A glorious time was had, and the adventure did continue, though those tales are for a different time and place. I am only sorry that I do not have more to share at this time. I will state that the hunt for the best blowjob in Pattaya was a failure. But it was a hunt that I am perfectly fine failing. As even if I fail that hunt, I still win. And I fully plan to continue that particular hunt the world over, at least until I am unable to. I bid you all ado, and I hope you are all successful in your hunts. Wherever they may be, and whatever you may be hunting.

Until next time dear friends. Stay safe. Stay sane. Don't sweat the petty things. But you might have some fun petting the sweaty things.

Alxndrxvier

[ Last edited by  Alxndrxvier at 25-1-2023 10:06 ]

Thank you for sharing. I'm now gonna plan a Pattaya trip. So w all the bareback sex, did you not feel nervous on catching something?

I absolutely would be concerned about catching something were this not an almost complete work of fiction. All of the places I stopped to drink at, the impressions thereof, and my impressions of the overall looks of the ladies I spoke to or saw at the bars is real. The rest, call it a way to live out an adolescent fantasy. And an attempt at creative writing. I wish I were a Lothorio of this magnitude. Lol. I could do maybe a tenth of this. If I even had the nerve to try.

The real truth is, I walked around the city for a couple of weeks, at night mostly as it was miserably hot for me during the day. Drank a couple of beers too many one night, and tried my best to figure out how to get the AC in my room to stay on one temperature that was the one I wanted. I had some great food, talked to some great people, smoked some decent ganja, saw some awesome sights, and since I sliced open my hand bad enough the first night I was in town that I needed stitches, mainly tried not to bleed on anybody or anything. I heard some decent cover bands and shamelessly flirted with all the ladyboys and bargirls who genuinely fawned over my kilt. All in all it was a walkabout. And a fun one. But I spent more time in my room in the AC. I don't do well in heat.

To those who are upset, this is an original work, based on my own experiences, and I fully intended on coming clean about the sex part of it being a work of fiction. It was not my intention to genuinely deceive. At least not for long. He beat me to it with his question, while I was still composing this.