Date & Time of  visit: early June 2022
Location: Cologne - Samya
Link: https://www.samya.de/ (apparently unsafe site..?)
Nationality & Language: mostly eastern European ladies
Facilities: good, not so big, rooms OK, food nothing special
Age ladies:  20-35
Face / Body / Attitude: as with most clubs, variable - some amazing, some too slutty to my taste
Service: good with the ones I had. Do your checks before going to the room...a click is essential imo.
Price: 50 Euro Entry fee , drinks and buffet included. Girls charge 50 Euro per half hour - not so much upselling experienced.
Recommended: If you are in Cologne, yes. No need to make a detour for it.

Had to be in Cologne and thought - why not visit Samya. I heard of this club with a bit of a Turkish feel to it (apparently the owners are Turkish), so I thought why not check it out.
Having been to Artemis in Berlin a couple of times, the impression of this club is not as good - but not bad. It is a lot smaller, but I guess you get what you pay for. The wellness facilities are good, no swimming pool though.

But most importantly, the ladies. Apparently quite a few regulars, as I saw men and ladies greeting each other like old friends. Although they call themselves an FKK (meaning Freikorper Kultur, or Free body culture - basically a term for naturalism), they are not as the ladies do not walk around naked unfortunately. Instead they walk around in swimsuits and lingerie. Not bad either, but not the real thing for me.

Tip: to avoid disappointments, I always try to have a chat with regular visitors. Some are quite happy to point out the ladies you would want to avoid, and give you tips on good ones. If you see a good one, go for it, as they might be snatched away quickly by somebody else - and sometimes for the rest of the evening!

In the end, I got to go to the rooms with two ladies: Irina (Romania) and Sonja (Poland). Irina is 1.65m, black hair with glasses. Very sexy swimsuit, medium titties, lovely ass. The session was OK, with all the usual excercises - but not one I will remember on my deathbed.
Sonja was tipped by a local. She is blonde, 1.65m  with a really nice body, mid-30's but well preserved and she wore a very sexy miniskirt. When I approached her she was very friendly, but told me that she was about to go into a room with somebody else - and her girlfriend! She told me that she would pick me up later that evening, and so she did. We had a nice time, I ate her out for a long time, and we had very lazy, lusty sex. Recommended!

After 11 PM the music is churned up - quite loud - and many girls jump on the podium and start dancing, with some men joining the party. One even started spraying a bottle of champagne around, that was quite fun to watch.

Should you be in the neighbourhood - go for it. But Samya is not worth a special trip. Clubs like these are everywhere in Germany - and there are definitely better ones to be found.