I'm sure many have wondered about those ads when you have gone online looking for a date on a lonely night. I'm here to tell you that it is complete and utter crap.

Look: 1/5 (It was just all wrong)
Body: 1/5 (Not one part of her body felt special)
PSE: 0/5
GFE: -1/5 (Yea I think I would have to give her negative points on this one)
WIR: Absolutely not

Sold: 1000 RMB for 2 shots
Got: 1000 RMB for 1 shot + extra tip for an awful blowjob

Advertises GFE experience, shower together, blowjob, body rub, full package, etc, etc. The person that showed up looked nothing like the pictures... I didn't expect her to look the same but it was like night and day but it had been a really long day and I just really wanted to fuck something so I went for it anyway.

No shower (bad sign), gave a really bad covered BJ for which she originally wanted a 700 RMB tip, I told her no way in hell. BJ stopped and I just wanted to get this session over with, so had her on all fours and just went at it, pounded her hard and no mercy for a while flipped her and continued, finally after another long while, got me to the point where I could have a very lackluster   It was literally just once, no second pump, no third pump... one fucking pump.

She then jumps up and immediately starts getting dressed, my first thought was what happened to 2 shots? And then I thought I'd actually tip her to gtfo at that point so whatever.

It was late, I was tired, not thinking straight and just wanted to do something to let off some steam but it was definitely one of the worst experiences I have ever had. She probably should have paid me for fucking her.