A visitor to one of the native american reservations was walking along one of the nature trails taking photos of the landscape and wildlife. At one point along the trail he sees a naked man with an errection sunning himself on the side of the trail
the man wondering what was going on walked over
looked at the man and asked......
what are you doing, getting a tan?
no, i am telling the time!!
then visitor started to laugh and mentioned how the Native had no watch on
he was told simply after the Native looked at his cock's shadow on his abdomen
to the stranger ......SUN DIAL!!
visitor started to laugh...then asked...
ok
what time is it
the Native looked at the shadow his cock was casting and said
12:45
the visitor smiled as he raised his arm to check his watch
the smile quickly vanished as he saw the Native was correct
he quickly walked away wondering WTF?
further down the path he runs into another Repeat of the past situation and asked once again
what are you doing? getting a tan? (then also added) your gonna burn your cock if your not careful
Native looked up at him and laughed
dont worry
just checking the time
the visitor was thinking the first guy was just lucky and put the man to the test
"what time is it then"?
the brave looked at his cocks shadow then said
about 1pm
you know what happened
the visitor checked his watch and right on the money it was 1pm
now he was getting worried about this
as he walked along the path on the reservation this happend 3 more times
each time the Natives were dead on about the time
as the visitor was walking back to his car he came across another Native
only this one was masturbating hard and fast
the visitor walked up will a smirk and said
"let me guess, your checking the time"
the brave said
"No, i am winding my watch" !!!!
