Subject: Are you management quality ?
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Post at 8-12-2007 21:12  Profile P.M. 
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Are you management quality ?

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional manager.
Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT difficult.
But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!



1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is:
Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.


2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct answer is:
Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe,
put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.


3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct answer is:
The Elephant.  The elephant is in the refrigerator.
You just put him in there.
This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly,
you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.


4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Correct answer is:
You jump into the river and swim across.
Have you not been paying attention?
All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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nice....!
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Post at 9-12-2007 02:11  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #1 twiceAweek's post

I have this questions from my cousin when I was a kid and I got it all wrong.................

Even I do it again now........I would still get it all wrong.........

Funny yeah!!1




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