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Post at 4-12-2007 21:52 Profile P.M.

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Man, are we in trouble !

Women are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right man to come along,
the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now men ......... men are like a fine wine.
They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them
until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

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I'm gonna use this one to pick up a gir

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Post at 4-12-2007 22:22 Profile P.M.

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reminds me of 2 old jokes;

He's on top, She's below
When she moves, he feels the thrill

Press the top and play the bottom

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Post at 4-12-2007 23:31 Profile P.M.

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Reply #2 sulasno's post

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Post at 5-12-2007 04:30 Profile P.M.

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Reply #2 sulasno's post

`Oldies...But Goldies`

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Post at 9-12-2007 02:15 Profile P.M.

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Reply #1 twiceAweek's post

oh man............this will melt my mrs............I am memorising each and every words............THank U

Retired from pussy arena….Uncle 9

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Post at 10-1-2008 23:32 Profile P.M.

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Yes got to remember this one too

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