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Post at 22-11-2007 14:17 Profile P.M.

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Do women have it better ?

Seems that God was just about done creating the universe.
The Lord had a couple of leftovers in his bag of creations,
so he stopped by to visit Adam and Eve in the Garden.
He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away
was the ability to urinate while standing up. "It can be very handy,"
God explained to Adam and Eve. "Would either of you like that ability?"

Adam popped a cork. He jumped up and begged,
"Oh, give that to me! It seems the sort of thing a man should be able to do.
Please, Lord, let me have that ability. I would be forever grateful."

Eve just smiled and shook her head at Adam's display.
She told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly,
then she really wouldn't mind if he were the one given the ability to urinate while standing up.

And so, the Lord gave Adam the ability to urinate while standing up.
Then, He looked back into his bag of leftover gifts.

"Now, what have we here?
Oh, yes, multiple orgasms..."

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Post at 22-11-2007 15:00 Profile P.M.

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If I could have multiple orgasms, I'll do it until I pass out

Live on...

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Post at 22-11-2007 16:29 Profile P.M.

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Have you ever seen a rabbit fuk ?

You should, its really unbelieveable ! maybe utube would have it.

I tell you, the male rabbit MUST have multi orgasms judging from
what happens to him after he finishes !!!!

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Post at 23-11-2007 00:02 Profile P.M.

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Reply #3 twiceAweek's post

First it was cow's udders, now it's mating rabbits. Were you raised on a farm - or maybe you're a vet??

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Reply #4 Jake's post

Jake, you do pay attention to me !
that's so sweet

Don't try to read between the lines, you'll come to the wrong conclusion.

But seriously, if any bro can find a tape of rabbits mating, its well
worth watching and we can take lessons from them !

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Post at 23-11-2007 10:51 Profile P.M.

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QUOTE:

Originally posted by Jake at 22-11-2007 10:02 AM
First it was cow's udders, now it's mating rabbits. Were you raised on a farm - or maybe you're a vet??

Live on...

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Post at 23-11-2007 11:25 Profile P.M.

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one must always try to improve one self,
if one likes something one should try to improve that aswell
if one likes fuking than one should try to improve on that too ....
I try to get tips from our friends in the animal kingdom

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