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Post at 17-11-2007 10:28  Profile P.M. 
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Beer bottle

A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts
the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons.
"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside.
Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth
and  I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle,
each of you will buy me a drink." The crowd murmured their approval.

The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates
in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped.

After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the
alligator hard  on the top of its  head. The gator opened his mouth and the
man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.
The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered.

The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone
$100 who's willing to give it a try". A hush fell over the crowd.

After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.  A woman timidly spoke up.
"I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle".
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Post at 17-11-2007 12:27  Profile P.M. 
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Was she a blonde?




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Post at 17-11-2007 17:08  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #2 unmask's post

Most definately !
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Post at 17-11-2007 23:44  Profile P.M. 
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Post at 18-11-2007 23:34  Profile P.M. 
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Hey!

Enough, already....I was blond when I was younger....
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Reply #5 Siklong69's post

A blond and female with big bazookas ?
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