Subject: warrior and nuns
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warrior and nuns

There was a warrior, after a long journey... he is tired and need a rest, and so he saw a temple/church. He went in and saw no one...
so he decided to take bath. Suddenly 3 nuns came back..., didn't have time to go... he pretended to be a statue.
When the nun saw him, they were excited... :" oh look.. there is a new statue here". while checking the statue, they came across his penis, :" look there is a rod here" the 1st nun fiddle around it... and he dropped the soap.:" Oh wow, i got a soap" said the 1st nun.
then the second nun give it a try too, and he dropped the towel "And i got a towel" 2nd nun happy take the towel with her..
3rd nun also want to get a prize, so she also went to "fiddle" with the "rod" ... not long after...the nun screamed :" YAY... I GOT MILK"
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I was expecting her to say lotion or face cream
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Reply #3 English's post

Actually in another version of this joke it was something like that !
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