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Post at 11-11-2007 06:48  Profile P.M. 
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Blonde Jokes

Q: What do you call an eternity?
A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.

Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.

Q: What do SMART Blondes and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them but never see them.

Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.




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sure got lots of jokes to share huh unmask?
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Reply #2 zhouyun's post

WE have lots of blonde jokes in America




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blondes

what is the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley ?

a supermarket trolley has a mind of it,s own !!.



legend has it that there is a bar in new york with a special mirror in it .....

If you stand in front of the mirror and tell the truth you are granted a wish.

HOWEVER .. if you tell a lie  *pooof*!   you are instantly swallowed up by the morror .... never to be seen again !

A not too pretty red head looks in the mirror and says .. "I think i am the most beautiful girl in the world "   *pooof*.   the mirror  instantly swallows her up !

Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says   " I think I am the sexiest girl in the world "  *pooof*  the mirror swallows her too !


Then an absolutely gorgeous blonde stands before the mirror and says  " I think "  "Pooof*.......



difference between a blonde and the eiffel tower ...

Some guys haven,t been up the eiffel tower  ...

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Reply #4 chippy's post

Just love these ove blonde jokes




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