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Post at 17-10-2007 21:56  Profile P.M. 
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Joke - TV or Mobile Phone

Got this from a fren visiting HK recently.........



Wife is like a TV. GF is like a Mobile Phone.
At home, watch TV. Go out bring Mobile.
No money sell TV. Got money, change Mobile.
Sometime enjoy TV but most of the time playin with Mobile.
TV once buy, free for life.
But Mobile, if you don't pay the bill.........."The number you've just dialled is no longer in service"!!!!!..............




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Post at 17-10-2007 23:56  Profile P.M. 
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haha... nice one... but how would he explain pay TV services like NOW or Cable ?
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Reply #1 hunter's post



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hunter (Real Slim Slapper-Status: 九叔 .)
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Post at 18-10-2007 00:02  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #2 zeroz's post

Wife don;t come with Cable & Now TV ........

With cable/Now TV ....that would be a Mistress........




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Post at 18-10-2007 03:38  Profile P.M. 
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I guess everyone knows why I have 5 mobiles






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Post at 18-10-2007 09:40  Profile P.M. 
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if only I can mod a GF as easily as a mobile...
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Post at 18-10-2007 10:35  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #2 zeroz's post

TV once buy, free for life.

But if you don't pay for cable, TV is boring and always the same four channels.
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Post at 18-10-2007 11:40  Profile P.M. 
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and with an moblie you will get an better verison next year so you will want to upgrade or trade it in
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Post at 18-10-2007 11:48  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #1 hunter's post

TV once buy, free for life.

Free for life? who did you marry?
My wife is expensive...she likes to eat... shop... vactaion...




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Post at 18-10-2007 14:24  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #10 unmask's post

That's cable TV you have bro!
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