Every now and then I browse the Chinese reports section. My only option to translate the reports is to use Yahoo Babel Fish.
http://babelfish.yahoo.com/?fr=bf-res
Trying to make sense out of the Chinese to English results is usually nearly impossible. They seemingly have no English equivalent that is understandable, due to the slang that the report is written in.
I came across this list of slang expressions that quite often show up in the reports. The list was only done in Chinese, i.e. Chinese expression and then Chinese definition. I have used Yahoo Babel Fish to translate the Chinese definition to English. The results are pretty mixed. Some definitions are understandable, while others remain a mystery.
Perhaps one of the more bi-lingual members of the forum could provide a more accurate English definitions to some of the more obscure translations.
Thanks
色情場所常用術語 108
Pornographic place commonly used terminology 108
1. 打飛機︰指客人躺床上，小姐給你手淫，直到向上射出； (自己打都可以)
1. Hits the airplane ︰ to refer to the visitor to lie down on the bed, young lady for you the masturbation, until projects upwardly; (hit may)
2. 打炮︰指與小姐性交，也叫打真軍； (打真軍亦指不用套套的, 十分危險)
註：而家有d場打真軍叫做搞環保...
2. Hits the artillery ︰ to refer to with young lady the sexual intercourse, also calls to hit the real armed forces; (hits the real armed forces also to refer to does not use method, very dangerous)
3. 吹簫︰男女用嘴親吻、含、抽插對方的性器官（主要是陰莖、BB）。
3. Plays a flute ︰ the men and women with the mouth kiss, including, to pull out inserts opposite party reproductive organ (is mainly penis, BB)
4. 漫游︰小姐用舌頭舔客人全身；
4. Roaming ︰ young lady licks the visitor whole body with the tongue;
5. 胸推︰用乳房夾小弟弟，或者是乳房按摩全身（又稱波推）；
5. The chest pushes ︰ clamps the little brother with the breast, or is the breast massages the whole body (saying that wave pushes);
6. 臀推︰用屁股按摩小弟弟；
6. The buttocks push ︰ massage the little brother with the buttocks;
7. 口爆︰射在小姐嘴里；
7. The mouth explodes ︰ shoots in young lady between lips;
8. 毒龍(鑽)︰小姐用舌頭舔、卷、鑽男的肛門。
8. Th8. The poisonous dragon (drills) ︰ young lady to lick, the volume with the tongue, to drill the male anus.
9. 冰火︰小姐用冰、熱水交替為男子口交；
9. Ices fire ︰ young lady to use the ice, the hot water alternately for the male fellatio;
10. 雙飛︰一個男的與兩個小姐性交；
10. Dual flight ︰ male and two young ladies sexual intercourse;
11 大火︰指**(性交?)；
11 fire ︰ refer to ** (sexual intercourse?);
12. 足交︰用腳幫你弄到射；
12. The foot hands over ︰ helps you with the foot to get so far as shoots;
13. 沙漠風暴︰小姐口含跳跳糖為你口交，嘴有 劈啪啪之聲，棒棒糖跳動時刺激陰莖。
13. Operation desert storm ︰ young lady the mouth including jumps the sugar for your fellatio, the mouth has the crack pa sound, when the candy cane beat stimulates the penis.
14. 一劍穿心︰用吸管把碎冰吹進男人肛門，然後再吸出來；
14. A sword puts on the heart ︰ to insufflate with the sucker the ice sludge the man anus, then attracts again;
15. 空中飛人︰坐在男人身上，陰莖插入陰道，身體旋轉；
15. The flying trapeze ︰ sits on the man body, penis insertion vagina, bodily revolving;
16. 鹽浴︰就是小姐用鹽幫你擦洗（奶浴，茶浴等都類似）；
16. The salt bath ︰ is young lady helps you with the salt to scour (milk bath, tea bath and so on is similar);
17. 螞蟻上樹︰用舌舔遍全身。重點是耳部，頸部，乳頭，小弟弟，會陰，臀部，腳底及腳趾；
17. On the ant the tree ︰ licks the whole body with the tongue. The key point is an ear department, pate, nipple, little brother, perineum, buttocks, sole and toe;
18. 帝王浴︰即小姐用全身（主要是MIMI）給你洗澡，在浴盆里給你洗遍全身；
18. The king bath ︰ is young lady (is mainly MIMI) takes a bath with the whole body to you, washes the whole body in the bathtub to you;
19. 三通︰用小弟弟干小姐的嘴，Bb和肛門；
19. The Three Contacts ︰ do young lady's mouth with the little brother, Bb and the anus;
20. 觀音坐蓮︰女上男下之姿勢；
20. On lotus mills ︰ female male under posture;
21. 細佬︰男人的小弟弟；
21. Thin man ︰ man's little brother;
22. 鮑魚︰女人的性器官；
22. Abalone ︰ woman's reproductive organ;
23. 春袋、袋袋、荔枝︰男性的陰囊；
23. Spring bag, bag, litchi chinensis ︰ masculine scrotum;
24. 顏射︰將精液射向女人的臉上；
24. Yan She︰ on seminal fluid direction of fire woman's face;
25. 金魚缸︰供大大們挑選小姐們的玻璃櫥窗（單向透光）；
25. The golden fish bowl ︰ for big chooses young ladies' glass display window (one way diaphanous);
26. 點台︰指定小姐；
26. A Taiwan ︰ assigns young lady;
27. 卡台︰換小姐；
27. Card Taiwan ︰ trades young lady;
28、水晶之戀︰是小姐把果凍放進戶讓你用陰莖插，插爛再換，連續幾個。
28th, love of the crystal ︰ is young lady puts the fruit jelly the buyer to let you use the penis to insert, inserts rottenly trades again, continual several.
30、連體嬰︰全裸互吻30秒
30th, the joined bodies infant ︰ entire bare kisses mutually for 30 seconds
31、秀舞︰指小姐在包廂內跳艷舞給客人看。
31st, Xiu the dance ︰ refers to young lady to jump the sensuous dance in the theater box to look to the visitor.
32、洗臉︰用私處在客人臉上磨蹭。 。
32nd, washes the face ︰ rubs gently with the private parts on the visitor face. .
33、騎馬︰倒坐在客人大腿上隨意擺動。
33rd, rides a horse ︰ sits but actually on the visitor thigh swings at will.
34、封包︰將毛巾掛在包廂門外，以表示不願外人進入之意。
34th, the wrapped gift ︰ hangs the towel in the theater box wrong side of the door, expressed that is not willing the bystander to enter meaning.
35、出場︰帶小姐去外面，分全場跟半場。
35th, outside enters the stage ︰ leads young lady to go, divides the entire audience with half-court.
36、激情百家樂︰由大家輪流做莊，閑家可押任何指定動作，例︰全裸互吻30秒...... 等。
36th, fervor hundred Le ︰you everybody is the banker in turn, the idle family may detain any assigns the movement, the example ︰ entire bare to kiss 30 seconds mutually ...... And so on.
37、國王與我︰以股子定輸贏，贏家可指定輸家任何動作，例︰吸奶頭30秒等
37th, king and I ︰ decides the victory and loss by the share, the winner may assign loser any movement, the example ︰ to attract the breast 30 seconds and so on
38、螢火蟲︰將點燃的香煙放入後庭，關燈後在包廂內四處跳躍。
38th, the firefly ︰ will light the cigarette puts in the rear apartments, after the turning off a light, jumps in all directions in the theater box.
40、水果盤︰小姐在沙發平躺，將水果放置身體任一部位，由客人眼以嘴搜尋。
40th, fruit plate ︰ young lady lies low in the sofa, fruit laying aside body any spot, searches for by the guest human eye by the mouth.
41、冰火五重天︰以冰塊及熱茶輪流用口吸奶頭或私處。
41st, the ice fire five heavy days ︰ use the mouth by the ice piece and the hot tea to attract the breast or the private parts in turn.
42、溜小鳥︰將卷筒衛生紙搓揉成繩狀，一端綁在男人重要部位上繞場。
42nd, the smooth bird ︰ rubs the reel toilet paper ropy, an end ties up in the man important spot circles the airfield.
43、釣鮑魚︰將卷筒衛生紙搓揉成繩狀，一端塞在女人重要部位內繞場。
43rd, fishes the abalone ︰ to rub the reel toilet paper ropy, an end plug circles the airfield in the woman important spot.
44、神仙水︰將尿滲在酒里喝下去。
44th, deity Shui ︰jiang the urine infiltrates in the liquor drinks.
45、長壽酒︰意指將男人陰莖放在酒杯中攪拌後的酒。
45th, after the long longevity wine ︰ represents the man penis places in the wine class stirs the liquor.
46、女兒紅︰將腳趾頭放在客人嘴中，酒由大腿倒下順流至口。
46th, the daughter red ︰ places toe in the visitor mouth, the liquor drops down the downstream by the thigh to the mouth.
47、桃花香︰酒由小姐私處倒下順流至口
47th, the peach flower fragrance ︰ liquor the private parts drops down the downstream by young lady to the mouth
48、猴兒酒︰酒由客人私處倒下順流至小姐口里
48th, the monkey liquor ︰ liquor drops down the downstream by the visitor private parts to young lady in the mouth
49、山泉酒︰將酒由股溝或乳溝間倒下順流至客人口里。
49th, the mountain spring liquor ︰ drops down the downstream the liquor by between the stock ditch or the young ditch to the guest population.
50、高爾夫︰將西紅柿放至小姐奶溝間或私處，用那根揮竿至肚臍。
50th, the golf ︰ puts the tomato to young lady the milk ditch once in a while the private parts, wields the bamboo pole with that root to the navel.
51、過山洞︰將西瓜中央挖洞套進去，由小姐將西瓜吃完。
51st, the cave ︰ central has dug a hole the wrap the watermelon to go, finished eating by young lady the watermelon.
52、點唱機︰兩人全裸擁抱，轉圈唱完一首歌。
52nd, the record player ︰ two person of entire bare hugs, turn circle sing a song.
53、奶油派︰將奶油涂抹在異性身體任一部位，用舌頭舔完，依部位不同派名不一。
53rd, the cream sends ︰ to smudge the cream in opposite sex bodily any spot, licks with the tongue, varies according to spot different faction.
54、槍王打通關︰由小姐幫客人打槍3次，依次逐一猜拳，贏換下位，輸再打3次。
54th, the gun king makes a connection with Miss Guan ︰you to help the visitor to fire the gun 3 times, plays a finger guessing game one by one in turn, wins trades the lower position, loses hits 3 times again.
55、果汁牛奶︰口含冰塊，舌吻奶頭，配合各式水果。
55th, the fruit juice milk ︰ mouth contains the ice piece, the tongue kisses the breast, coordinates various types fruit.
56、骨場︰指按摩松骨店 。
56th, the bone field ︰ refers to massages the loose bone shop
57、骨女︰按摩女郎 。
57th, the bone female ︰ massages the girl.
58、桑拿︰三溫暖。
58th, sauna ︰ three warm.
59、北姑︰港台地區稱大陸妹。
59th, north the paternal aunt ︰ port Taiwan area calls the mainland younger sister.
60、鬼妹︰即金絲貓，指被人包養的女子。
60th, the foreign girl ︰ is the gold thread cat, refers to by the person Bao Yang female.
61、金魚缸妹︰指 櫥窗女郎。
61st, the golden fish bowl younger sister ︰ refers to the display window girl.
62、代支︰指 服務費 。
62nd, generation of ︰ refers to the service fee.
63、砌 ︰干。
63rd, builds ︰ does.
64、後門︰指女子屁眼，相對于陰道而言。又叫菊花、後庭。
64th, the back door ︰ points to the female anus, is opposite says in the vagina. Is also called the chrysanthemum, the rear apartments.
65、細佬︰男人的陰莖，又叫小弟弟、老二。
65th, thin man ︰ man's penis, is also called the little brother, the second child.
66、小妹妹︰指女子的陰戶、蒂。
66th, the youngest sister ︰ refers to female's vaginal orifice, the peduncle.
67、出火︰又叫交貨，指男子射精
67th, gets angry ︰ is called the delivery, refers to the man semination.
68、上海式按摩 ︰純按摩，指壓功夫一流。
68th, Shanghai type massage ︰ pure massage, shiatsu time first-class.
69、泰式按摩︰按摩60分鐘（包括敏感部位），然後打飛機。
69th, the peaceful -like massage ︰ massages 60 minutes (including sensitive spot), then hits the airplane.
70、中式按摩（Hand Job）︰正宗的按摩90分鐘，一般不打手槍 。
70th, the Chinese type massage (Hand Job) ︰ the orthodox school massage 90 minutes, do not fire a pistol generally.
71、日式按摩︰又叫自由式按摩， 全套服務，共約兩粒鐘
71st, the Japanese-style massage ︰ is called the free style massage, the complete set service, altogether approximately two grain of clocks
72、短房 ︰休息賓館房，又叫鐘點房。
72nd, short Fang ︰ rests the guesthouse room, also calls the hour room.
73、街鐘︰ 出場費
73rd, the street clock ︰ enters the stage the expense
74、台鐘︰坐台費
74th, the grandfather clock ︰ sits the Taiwan expense
75、出街︰ 帶出場
75th, goes to town ︰ the belt to enter the stage
76、金魚缸︰ 供嫖客挑選小姐們的玻璃櫥窗（單向透光）
76th, the golden fish bowl ︰ chooses young ladies' glass display window (one way for the brothel customer diaphanous)
77、茶舞︰ 夜總會下午場（4-11 pm）
77th, tea dance ︰ nightclub in the afternoon field (4-11 pm)
78、晚舞︰ 夜總會晚場（12-3 am)
78th, late dance ︰ nightclub evening performance (12-3 am)
79、推油︰把牛奶或嬰兒油涂客人陰睫上， 用手幫客人擼弄陰莖，直至射精。
79th, pushes the oil ︰ spreads the milk or the baby oil on the visitor cloudy eyelash, helps the visitor with the hand lu to make the penis, until semination
80、 “叼”︰ 口交（形象吧）。
80th, “holds in the mouth” ︰ the fellatio (image).
81、69式︰ 男女前後上下頭尾顛倒互相口交。
81st, 69 types ︰ around the men and women invert mutually the fellatio from beginning to end up and down.
82、BJ ︰口交英文BlowJob的縮寫。
82nd, BJ ︰ fellatio English BlowJob abbreviation.
83、dd ︰男子的之陽具。
83rd, dd ︰ man male genitals.
84、 FK ︰ ****的縮寫,搞、*、干、嬲。
84t84th, the FK ︰ **** abbreviation, does, *, dry, makes fun.
85、TT /domdom︰指安全套，又叫雨衣。
85th, the TT /domdom ︰ refers to the life jacket, is also called the raincoat.
86、MM ︰指女人的咪咪（乳房），有時指“妹妹”。
86th, MM ︰ refers to the woman mew mew (breast), sometimes refers to “the younger sister”.
87、FL︰髮廊；
87th, FL ︰ beauty salon;
88、 SN︰桑拿；
88th, SN ︰ sauna;
89、 ML︰**（英文全稱︰Make Love）；
89th, ML ︰ ** (English full title ︰ Make Love);
90、 KJ︰口交（漢語版的，全稱拼音Kou Jiao）
90th, KJ ︰ fellatio (Chinese version, full title Pinyin Kou Jiao)
91、框 ︰包的意思，在這里是是指包到底之意，一般以7小時計算
91st, a frame ︰ package of meaning, is refers to a package of meaning in here, generally by 7 hour computation
92、跑台 ︰兩桌以上客人同時坐同一位小姐。
92nd, runs the Taiwan ︰ two tables of above visitors simultaneously to sit identical young lady.
93、點台 ︰指定小姐(一般以2節計算)。
93rd, a Taiwan ︰ assigns young lady (generally by 2 computations).
94、卡台 ︰換小姐
94th, card Taiwan ︰ trades young lady
95、節數 ︰時間計算單位，通常以10分鐘或15分鐘算一節。
95th, the pitch number ︰ count-down unit, usually calculates one by 10 minutes or 15 minutes.
96、炮房︰指色情場所與小姐打炮的房間。
96th, artillery Fang ︰ refers to the pornographic place and young lady hits artillery's room.
97、走後門︰指肛交。
97th, goes through the motions ︰ refers to the anal sex.
98、波夾︰又叫乳交，指女子用乳房夾住男子陰睫，男子抽插至射精。
98th, the wave clamps ︰ calls the young junction, refers to the female to grip the male cloudy eyelash with the breast, the man pulls out inserts to the semination.
99、雞奸︰指男人與男人發生性行為。
99th, the sodomy ︰ refers to the man and the man has the sex act.
100、打手槍︰多指男性自己手淫至射精。
100th, fires a pistol ︰ refers to the male masturbation to the semination.
101、坐台︰指小姐在色情場所陪酒、陪聊、陪舞（不提供性服務）。
101st, sits Taiwan ︰ to refer to young lady to have a drink with in the pornographic place, to accompany chats, accompanies the dance (not to provide service).
102、出台︰指小姐跟客人提供性服務。
102nd, releasing ︰ refer to young lady to provide the service with the visitor.
103、包夜︰指小姐通宵陪客人睡覺。
103rd, Bao Ye︰ refers to young lady to accompany the visitor to sleep all night.
104、包婆︰指小姐在客人一次出差期間或者一段業務活動時間內被“包下來”陪客人。
104th, Bao Po︰ refers to young lady in a visitor business trip period or in a section of operational activities time the quilt “the package gets down” accompanies the visitor.
105︰電做︰男女通過電話**。
105 ︰ electricity are ︰ the men and women to pass telephone **.
106、網做︰男女在網絡上通過可視听的聊天**。
the 106th, nets are ︰ the men and women to chat ** in the network through to be possible the seeing and hearing.
107: HJ : hand job 指客人躺床上，小姐給你手淫，直到向上射出； (自己打都可以)
107: HJ: hand job refers to the visitor to lie down on the bed, young lady for you the masturbation, until projects upwardly; (hit may)
108: BM : body massage : 小姐用全身替客人按摩
108: BM: body massage: Young lady massages with the whole body for the visitor
