Subject: 100 ways/excuses to tell wife in order to have an overnight or go out with a HG
sirtiger (the banana)
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Post at 9-10-2009 02:30  Profile P.M. 
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job interview in the mainland! you are courted by heavy hitters of your industry!
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Post at 9-10-2009 10:19  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #21 sirtiger's post

Good suggestion.  How about:-

Job interview in HK

You're interviewing candidates yourself, and they can't make it during office hours




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Post at 10-10-2009 10:11  Profile P.M. 
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Thanks for the responses guys. I think I have something to go on. Now who is up for a night of fun!!
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Reply #23 wazzy88's post

I hope you're not using the job interview excuse for tonight, it's the weekend
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Post at 12-10-2009 18:44  Profile P.M. 
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HONEY I AM DRUNK, AND I CAN'T DRIVE HOME.

That one works everytime
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Reply #25 Raptorfan's post

What if her reply is "catch a cab home" - you're a bit stuck if she replies with that answer
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Post at 12-10-2009 22:49  Profile P.M. 
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reply post #26 asia-play

i live in the suburb and work in the city. I have drove home drunk a few times and she always tell me if i drink don't drive home. So this one works for me. If i take a cab home then i have to take a cab back in the morning.
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Post at 16-10-2009 17:32  Profile P.M. 
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Do you guys feel guilty cheating on your wives with these excuses? Yes, you can get away with them but can you get away with yourself? I always have difficulty with myself and the guilty feeling drives me paranoid! Perhaps this should start with a new Q&A...
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Post at 16-10-2009 18:59  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #28 laughting's post

Hi bro, you might enjoy spending more time reading the Forum ... as per your other post: your q has been covered in some depth

http://forum.sex141.com/eforum/viewthread.php?tid=13647




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Post at 30-10-2009 20:22  Profile Site P.M. 
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just say nothing, switch off the phone, go having fun, come back home with LV, Prada or HERMES.
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Reply #30 bigmek's post

apropos

my mum had a story ...

once when she was young a neighbour explained to her "I always know when my husband has cheated on me - it's the only time he brings me flowers"

and just then

he walked up with a HUGE bouquet ...

Guess you had to be there  

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Post at 31-10-2009 03:26  Profile P.M. 
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Take your time, do what you need to do. When you come back just say

I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS
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