Subject: 100 ways/excuses to tell wife in order to have an overnight or go out with a HG
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100 ways/excuses to tell wife in order to have an overnight or go out with a HG

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Short Business Trip - from Brother Goose
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Post at 4-10-2009 01:05  Profile P.M. 
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How about this -

* Company/team building exercise weekend
* Gone drinking with mates
* Joined a team pub quiz team at Dickens Bar
* Play golf in southern China (Shenzhen or Zhuhai)
* Play for a sports team (e.g. football/rugby) and involved in a tournament in China/Macau...
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Post at 4-10-2009 12:28  Profile P.M. 
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Team building is a good one if you work for a big organisation and I've used this excuse at least once a year. Not so, if you are your own boss and you can't use it too often.

If you work in the financial sector, attending lectures is a good one, as you need to accumulate your CPT to keep your license. A least a couple hours.

Training abroad is another one.
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Post at 4-10-2009 12:56  Profile P.M. 
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I have use....i am snow in can't make it home. But wouldn't work in HK
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Reply #4 Raptorfan's post

In HK, we can use the typhoon as our excuse but can only use during the summer periods. At the beginning of August, I got stuck in Macau aftee a party at the Venetian as they raised the typhoon warning where Turbojet stopped all sea travel.
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Post at 4-10-2009 14:26  Profile P.M. 
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A good excuse I use to go mongering is I'm playing Mah Jong with the boys that usually takes 6 to 8 hours .
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Post at 4-10-2009 16:24  Profile P.M. 
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Oh one more that use often is i am going to play poker. i really was poking her....lol
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well since I'm a software developer, I try to not use this one much, but I can use the bullet and say that remote access to the servers from the house isn't available, I'll have to drive over a few miles away either back to work or to the location where the servers are at and reboot things.  And don't bother calling, the server room is too noisy for me to hear the phone / reception is lousy in there.
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Reply #8 JeSun's post

on call at the hospital, gotta  make a house call, terrorist attack/large scale disaster, "oh shit forgot to bring patient background information home for a surgery tmr, gotta find it at the hospital library", etc etc.

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Reply #1 wazzy88's post

Just come up with some shit and create a big fight.....get pissy and walk out the door....come back home next morning for Macdonald breakfast and patch up.......

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Post at 5-10-2009 14:40  Profile P.M. 
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Make it a real bus trip

... and get a flight back the night before, spending the night in HK before "arriving" ... only works if she can't come to meet you at the airport of course.




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Post at 5-10-2009 14:45  Profile P.M. 
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A better one

Schedule a conf call with USA or Europe.  

Europe covers the window around 6pm on - though it gets less convincing the later it gets.  
US East Coast then takes up the strain since you'll have to be on the phone around 8pm onwards.  

Best of all schedule a couple of real ones at home and then discover it's a) disruptive at home and b) you need access to your files and computer and c) it's expensive on the IDD.




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QUOTE:
Originally posted by DArtagnan at 5-10-2009 14:45
Schedule a conf call with USA or Europe.  

Europe covers the window around 6pm on - though it gets less convincing the later it gets.  
US East Coast then takes up the strain since you'll have to be  ...

that's somewhat the premise of the Chow Yun Fat comedy move Diary of a Big Man (大丈夫日記) - he has a wife and er nai and has conferences in New York and Europe all the time.
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Reply #10 hunter's post

A bit of cheapskate to offer MacDonald's breakfast as a peace offering
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Reply #13 JeSun's post

best thing about the conf call in the office is (of course) that you can't take a phone call ...




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Reply #14 asia-play's post

All she can eat!!!!!!!




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Reply #1 wazzy88's post

another one for occasional use: stag night with a friend from work ...




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Reply #1 wazzy88's post

Or (this one requires research) find a hobby she detests ... and fall in love with it!




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Reply #1 wazzy88's post

pull them aside in a very private place and quietly tell them you are working for X-Files ... private alien business.

Seriously though, this is a very difficult task. I have only been able to do this when I am travelling alone.
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This is one of the hardest tasks to do...

...if I am in HK with the family, impossible.  Like froddo says, only when on a trip alone.  But there is an exception here in the states.  Sometimes I will say that I am conducting business in Virginia or some state that is about 4-6 hours away because taking the plane can be a bitch in NYC.  It's 1-2 hours to the airport and another 1 hour to check in for a 1-2 hour flight.  So I usually end up saying that I am on a road trip and I can't talk much on the phone driving, and when it hits midnight (the supposed time I get there), I call and say that I am going to bed, don't disturb me unless it's urgent because I have to be well rested for the next day meeting (9 hours undisturbed) perfect for my overnighter time.
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