Subject: Question about Ford Escort. Help or advice needed
RiscouBisope
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Question about Ford Escort. Help or advice needed

Thaks for forum.sex141.com Nice forum!
Could some body tell me.
How can I make a Ford Escort fuel flexible?
I have a Ford Escort and the engine's shot. We're lopking at possiblity of replacing the engine. Since the new engine wuold be out in the open and everything before putting it in, how difficult would it be to make teh new engine fuel flexilbe before installing it? How expnesive would it be to do thsi and where can I find out information on how?


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hunter   15-5-2009 02:11  Karma  +2   I wanna fuck this ESCORT




I do! Do you?
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Post at 14-5-2009 22:06  Profile P.M. 
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I'm speechless!

This is a forum about escorts...  female escorts.  Not Ford Escorts!
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Reply #1 RiscouBisope's post

you gotta be kidding me......hmm sex141 that sounds like a place where i can ask for advice about doing up my car



Is it just me, or are there more and more weird and less than wonderful questions and new arrivals these days?
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Post at 14-5-2009 22:23  Profile P.M. 
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this is SEX141, not CAR141...if you are trying to be funny...don't get your punch line...if you want better fuel efficiency on the escort, sell it and buy a prius...
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Reply #1 RiscouBisope's post

Dude! This is the HK Reports section of a sex forum...

Should this whole thread be moved to 'Chat', 'Q&A', or 'Jokes', I wonder...




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Post at 14-5-2009 23:12  Profile P.M. 
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Lol what a joker!

He should be proclaimed 141's court jester
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Post at 14-5-2009 23:31  Profile P.M. 
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I nominate this guy for the post of the year !   a true clueless poster !

Lets see if he comes backand make any replies ....  
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Post at 15-5-2009 05:27  Profile P.M. 
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surely this dude can't be serious. Don't people skim websites before they post anything anymore??
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Post at 15-5-2009 08:26  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #1 RiscouBisope's post

Hi Riscou,

Don't listen to these naysayers, you've actually come to the right place!

One of the largely overlooked facts about the women advertised in the sex141 DB is that they're always shorter than specified. This creates a wonderful opportunity to use them as a power plant for your vehicle! Not only will it be energy efficient, but it will be a real pimp-mobile when you're done!

  1. First you need to remove the engine completely, you'll be needing the space in the front compartment for seats and pedals
  2. you'll then need to find a couple of recumbent bicycle frames (hopefully used... recycle, recycle, recycle!)
  3. mount the frames in the old engine compartment and connect the pedal sprockets to the transmission using the bicycle chain that came with the bikes)
  4. You're done. Now all you need will be a few ho's for your pimpmobile and you're set to go.
Additionally, you may want to keep a few extra ho's around in case the one's peddling get tired, but hey, that's what the back seat is for, right?!? At HK$350/hr/ho it will be a little expensive to power your car, but it's for the good of the planet, so we all have to make sacrifices!

Don't forget to poke a few air holes in the hood, or you're not going to get very far... And remember to post some pics of the finished project!

-G




Don't flame me, I swear those insults were supposed to be taken as compliments!
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Post at 15-5-2009 10:54  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #1 RiscouBisope's post

Hunt - you crack me up, you idiot!

actually it sounds like it's pretty seriously fucked already!!
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Reply #9 G-A-R-Y's post

Nice reply GARY, good to see that someone took his post seriously and also cares about the planet, one thing though if he is hiring more than 1 girl at a time shouldn't you have advised him to ask for a discount.




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Post at 17-5-2009 11:24  Profile P.M. 
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lol funny stuff
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Post at 17-5-2009 17:07  Profile P.M. 
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well i must say he's actually very clever by posting it here...
obviously it's Males that frequent this forums...
and chances are..one of those guys will know about cars..
hey.. he could use as much exposure as he need. He's just doing it the unique way

but...reply for Ris: i'm jack shiet about cars..can't help you mate...
sorry
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