I wanted to venture away from Nana and the massage places on Sukhumvit 24/1 Alley and went looking for a "high class gentlemen's club." With a cost-is-no-object attitude, I arrived early, about 8:30.

At the door he explained the costs to me in clear, slow English, making sure I understood. There was a 5000thb ($140) minimum for food and drinks at a table. Based on another review I read here, I asked for a couch. That was a 7500 baht minimum and requirement that I take two girls. Each girl was 2,000 for the first hour and a thousand for an additional hour.

The couch is considered half a dozen people comfortably in it was rare that a single person wanted an entire couch so he again, made sure I understood.

Except for about 50 absolutely stunning women, the place was empty. It was early and he explained that more girls come later. He sat me down with a good view of the stage although made clear that not much was happening on the stage today as it was a Wednesday night.

I bought a bottle of whiskey for 5000 baht. I drink hardly at all, as when I drink I lose my mojo. They showed me a food menu with a couple of selections that are really didn't look at too closely.

The gentleman from the door came by my table again and made sure I understood that I had a $7500 baht minimum and actually asked me to sign on his iPad that I understood that. I appreciated that.

Mamasan came by and explained again the cost of the women. About 30 incredibly beautiful women lined up in front of me. I told her that I only wanted to choose between women I could take out. She explained the cost of takeout. The bar fee was 6,000, and the girl's fee was 15000 for an hour.

For comparison, at Nana plaza, the bar fee is 2000 and the girls charge 5,000 or 6,000. Getting a girl from a Sukhumvit 24/1 Alley massage place to come to my hotel costs 3000.

To make matters worse, if any of you have read any of my other reviews, I always take two. One, as I often say, I can get at home.

I asked her to have the girls who would go back to my hotel with me to raise their hands and about 20% of them did. I'm not sure of the logic here, but it was explained to me later that some nights 100% can go out.

I picked two stunners. They seemed thrilled and said they were best friends. They snuggled up on either side of me deeply kissing, touching, feeling, teasing, and chatting a bit. I was in pig heaven and they made me feel like they were enjoying themselves. The music was techno, but not so loud that I wished I had earplugs. Some singers came on who were not bad. This went on for an hour or two. They went through about an 8th of my bottle. I had a sip or two of whiskey in my water. When I explained what happens to little brother when I drink, they stopped pushing it. They ordered a fruit plate and a bowl of nuts.

I said I wanted to take them back to my hotel. Gave them each 15000 cash and mamasan came over. She held out a tablet that said "Day thank you to Mamasan" and had check boxes for 2000, 3000, and up to 10,000. I could check one or check a box at the bottom that said "I want to speak to management." I pulled 1000 out of my pocket and the girls stopped me "you have to use the tablet." An epic scam! I checked 2000 and they asked for a tip for the help. I gave 500. They said they would save my bottle for a week so I could come back.

Total damage 21000 for the house and 30000 for the girls. About $1,400. Nearly Las Vegas prices.

Back at the hotel they made me VERY happy. Perfect bodies. One had a pussy shaved deliciously bald. DFK, BBBJ, DATY, CFS they even touched each other, although not to my 69-9 fantasy.

Having "blown my wad" both literally and financially, I tipped them each 2000 and everyone was very, very happy.

that's pricey. I've been there few times with my buddies and we spent no where close to that..maybe around 7K per person and the girls didn't charge 15000, more like 4000. either way, glad you had a good time

Sorry Mate but kinda sounds Like an legit scam

For that Money U can buy a Holiday gf for a month

Yup I’m afraid you got rinsed, used to go there very frequently and you paid about triple what would be normal. But whatever I guess if the cash doesn’t matter to you and you had a good time.

Thanks for all the replies. If someone goes there now, I'd like to hear about your successful negotiations. Based solely on the cost, I probably won't go back.  Rating? I'm not Good with ratings. Any girl that lets me fuck her automatically gets a 10.
I'm a world class negotiator until it comes it comes to sex. I think they can see it in my eyes.
Yes it was great but, no, the girls weren't 3x hotter.
I believe they stayed the whole hour, but frankly after I'm done, why stay? I suppose I could have asked them to pack my suitcase for me.
Yes, I have a photo that I snapped in the elevator with their permission. Definitely does not do them justice. I don't see how to post it with this fast reply. If I can, I'll add it later. And I have to figure out how to blur out my face.
Yes, Klaus, I had a lovely holiday GF for a month for that price. Met her at Nana and took her to Phuket. I'm afraid if I do that again I'm likely to get married.

Just visited Harem in Phuket. Bangla Road. First time with 3 girls. Some things are better in fantasy than they are in reality... This is NOT one of them.  I'm going to die broke and happy. Working on that post.

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Originally posted by Charliejcharlie at 15-10-2023 06:51
Thanks for all the replies.

Thanks for addressing them! This type of feedback is where this forum excels IMO.

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I suppose I could have asked them to pack my suitcase for me.

I had a friend who was into that, not kidding. He would send me messages describing how two little honeys folded his shirts, etc etc.

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Yes, I have a photo that I snapped in the elevator with their permission. Definitely does not do them justice. I don't see how to post it with this fast reply. If I can, I'll add it later. And I have to figure out how to blur out my face.

Plenty of free software out there:
https://duckduckgo.com/?va=n&t=ha&q=blur+photo+for+free&ia=web

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Just visited Harem in Phuket. Bangla Road. First time with 3 girls. Some things are better in fantasy than they are in reality... This is NOT one of them.  I'm going to die broke and happy. Working on that post.

Look forward to reading it!

JtB

Glad you have a great time there even though like the others have said. They charged you much higher as compared to the rest. Maybe the next time you could gather a couple of us in this forum and we could all go together. This way the cost per person could be shared and also we can look out for each other.

Girls in pimp used to be much prettier pre-covid as compared to now but they are still pretty nonetheless.

She gave me her LINE so I sent her this in the hope that she would let me know the rate was negotiable.

"I just wanted to thank you, again, for a wonderful evening. I tried to get my friends to come on Wednesday, but they said that 6000 bar fee and 15000 take out was much too expensive. We are going to a nearby club where the bar fee is 2000 and the takeout 6000. I know they won't be as nice or as lovely as you."

She thanked me, but didn't make any offers...

You need to remember it’s a different business model the barfine/hooking angle is the exception rather than the rule so they tend not to discuss it overtly. Lots of intangibles involved like how they’ve categorised you (spending power - gullibility ratio), how much the girls like you, if they think you’ll be a regular etc.

It’s not uncommon for the girls to go with you for free if the latter two are favourable. I always found the best mindset to go there with was not having an endgame in mind, much better results. If you go looking for takeout it’ll impact how you’re treated and also limit your options on girls.

Love hearing about higher end options in BKK!

if you have time, a somewhat less pricey, less classy but more high end than your average soapy is "The Bank Massage Club"

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Originally posted by Charliejcharlie at 16-10-2023 09:15
She gave me her LINE ...She thanked me, but didn't make any offers...

True, but think about it: neither did you.

Guys often make offers to girls they've already seen. It makes sense, but we don't know her situation. It is generally not cool for technicians who've met you at a particular establishments to make arrangements outside of that ecosystem.

However, with mobile communications this is easier than ever to arrange. Some girls might, some girls might not respond to offers of, shall we say, an off-site assignation.

But what are you offering? You mentioned that you thought prices were high. Well, they are, and she knows that.

There's no offer there--you're expecting her, it seems, to be a proactive saleswoman. Certainly, many Thai sex workers are--often to an aggressive degree!

However, as you wrote:

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Any girl that lets me fuck her automatically gets a 10.
I'm a world class negotiator until it comes it comes to sex. I think they can see it in my eyes.

Oh yeah, they can see it. You think she's a straight-up dime piece, and your negotiation skills were bludgeoned to death by your erect penis.

There are facets to this game, but if I'm the lady I'm thinking:

This guy spent fat on me.
He can come back and do it again.
If so: great.
If not: I shall entertain Toshi from Tokyo, because he also spends fat.

It's just a game, don't take it seriously or personally. If you had a good time then it is ALL GOOD.

JtB

Thanks. I'll go tonight. I'm looking for reviews on this site

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Originally posted by Charliejcharlie at 17-10-2023 05:53
Thanks. I'll go tonight. I'm looking for reviews on this site

Dunno if there's any reviews here. I found a website:

http://thaimassagemodel.com/thebankmassage/modelplace.php?id=140
27/6 Soi Sun Wichai 14/1,New Petchburi Rd., Huaykwang, Bangkok 10310
Tel : 02-718-2050-3

Hasn't been updated since 2018, but there's a 2023 copyright notice. You can check their F***book page which is probably more up-to-date.

JtB

Sorry, my bad :
2400-6500 for the onsite girl
4000-12000 for Sideline girl