This is more of a trip report about Saint Maarten. Long story short, it’s an amazing paradise for people who want both amazing food, drink, beaches, and women.

Prostitution is legal on the Dutch side of the island and there are strip clubs and brothels with beautiful women. We went to strip clubs, both red diamond and platinum room and there are beautiful women from all over the world, mostly Europeans. Girls are friendly, mileage is quite high. Plenty of women and most in the 6-9 range, mid 20’s to early 30’s. I got a hj at both places for just the price of the dances themselves and I tipped $60. Great time.

The brothels are a bit dicey. There are no names on the outside and it’s not obvious, at all, that you’re going into the right place. There are generally locals hanging out outside. The cab drivers are very friendly and know where to take you. Once you arrive, you just have to act like you know what you’re doing. We went to crystal club. Small club, cheap drinks, plenty of women. Most of these are South American women, lots of mm tits and ass, which I’ quite enjoy, and for $60, you take them to the hotel connected in the back and fuck them. $60.

It’s a bit like Tijuana, not quite as service oriented as Thailand/se asia, but also like a 4 hour flight for our east coast brothers. Really hard to beat the spot, you can even set your partner up on a spa day and go get laid. Most of the island depends on cruise traffic and lots of guys come off the cruise and get laid and go back.

Highly recommend! I didn’t know this was out there so just wanted to share in case some of you need a Caribbean vacation.

Cheers.