Subject: What Would You Do
Jake (The Snake: King of 141)
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Post at 13-12-2007 21:17  Profile P.M. 
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What Would You Do

Just put this in the Joke Section, but realised it's better in Chat

It's a cold winter's night and pouring with rain. You're driving home when you pass three people waiting for a bus.
You're a good guy and you'd like to give them a lift but your car is a 2-seater and you can only take one person.
When you stop you see that one of the people is a very old woman who's obviously sick and needs to be taken to
a hospital. Another is your life-long buddy; you've always done everything together and you literally owe him your life
because he once pulled you from a burning building. The third person is the girl of your dreams and, from the way she's
looking at you, you're sure you have a good chance of fucking her. So - what do you do?

If you've heard this before, give others a chance to answer - we might learn somthing about their character.  
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NotMarsupial
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Post at 13-12-2007 22:14  Profile P.M. 
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Give the keys to your buddy and have him take the old lady to the hospital. Then call a cab for yourself and the hot chick. Your both cold and soaking wet so it's into the hot tub for the both of you.
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Post at 13-12-2007 22:19  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #2 NotMarsupial's post

good reply....nice one.
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Post at 13-12-2007 23:42  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #1 Jake's post

I'm sure NM got the 'correct' answer,
but I'm more conventional ...

If this was still in the jokes section my answer would be:

My life long budy can take care of himself and the weather's only cold & wet, no life threatening situation...
The very old lady who looks very sick is probably very sick, she could die anytime, but she's already lived a full life ...
The girl of my dreams ... well ... as I pulled in to stop I looked in my rear view mirror and saw the bus behind me ...
I'm a good person - I stop and get out of the car, first I help the old lady onto the bus and make sure she's
properly seated, then I let the girl on to the bus and also make sure she's seated, finally I would wink at my
buddy and we'd walk hand in hand to my car on our way to the nearest motel ...  
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Post at 15-12-2007 13:28  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #4 twiceAweek's post

if this was in Jokes, you will get   for your reponse

gay loi on the loose ...........................................
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