Subject: What'a a guy got to do to get laid?
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Post at 24-11-2007 16:01  Profile P.M. 
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What'a a guy got to do to get laid?

Friday was not a good day.

Went out at 1 PM with a list of three Hotel Res girls, and began to call.

No 1. Janet. Her agent never answered the phone - called repeatedly betwwen 1:30 - 3:30

http://www.sex141.com/en/viewid. ... 1&keyword=Janet

No 2. Seko. Agent told me she has not yet arrived in HK

http://www.sex141.com/en/viewid. ... -1&keyword=Seko

No 3. Cilla. Agent told me the hotel was actually in Jordan. Asked for the hotel name in English, and was told New Sant.... The agent said to arrive about 3. I got to Jordan station, but couldn't locate the hotel, so I called information and was told New San... was actually in Yau Ma Tei, but there was a Sant... (same name, no New) in Jordan. So I called the agent for clarification - but the agent never picked up, in spite of calling half a dozen times between 3 - 3:30.

http://www.sex141.com/en/viewid. ... 1&keyword=Cilla

No 4. Ice. Then decided to visit a Room gal whose pics have always looked appealing to me. Turns out she's on vacation and has been replaced by a very plain, dumpy local.

http://www.sex141.com/en/viewid. ... =-1&keyword=ice

Finally, went to the gym and worked out for two hours. Exercise is great - but it's not sex.

What these agents need is a little competition - a little marketplace discipline to improve their services/attitude. Maybe I should become an agent. What do you think guys? I could junket between HK and Harbin every two weeks scouting for talent. Only 5'8", young, flawless beauties for Marsupial's Hotel Res Service. Motto: I cull em, you call em.

If I, a good-hearted qwailo, went into the business, do you think the guys with the choppers would come a knock, knock, knocking on my back door?

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What these agents need is a little competition - a little marketplace discipline to improve their services/attitude. Maybe I should become an agent. What do you think guys? I could junket between HK and Harbin every two weeks scouting for talent. Only 5'8", young, flawless beauties for Marsupial's Hotel Res Service. Motto: I cull em, you call em.  

It's not just these agents, Chinese service industry overall have poor service/attitude. Look at restaurants and shops, they get pay so little, they just don't care.

We are business people, we think in market shares, position, growth and the future

I wish you would be an agent, I'll be your first customer   and so will many brothers





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Post at 25-11-2007 00:46  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #1 Marsupial's post

Maybe you took down the wrong hotel name. It's not New Sant... It's New San D... It's in Jordan and I've been there a few
times. [Old] San D... is also in Jordan. Sorry you missed your gal bro, that's happened to me before and it sucks.  

At least you got a healthy workout.   
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Reply #3 Jake's post

That explains the hotel mixup; but it wouldn't have mattered anyway seeing that the agent never answered my call.

Getting the proper hotel address is a real bitch with these agents. On my cell, it's hard to understand their pronunciation - I was sure she said Santiago. In Chinese, it's even worse as there are so many homonyms you don't know which character there referring to. Is the advantage of giving street name and number so difficult for these people to understand?




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Reply #1 Marsupial's post

Have more girls on your to do list

Are you sure that you want to become an agent? You have to answer calls like every minute and answer the same questions over and over again. Then you have to organize the scheduling of the girls. As for the customer service, you have to take complaints from the customers and work with the girls at the same time. After all these, you still have the bookkeeping and caretaking of the girls to worry.




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eventually after all those people calling non stop to ur mobile.. u'll also turn to be like them....
an agent who don't give a fcuk bout customer service
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Why all this defeatist talk?! Sure it would be tough - I know that! But it's a sacrifice I would willingly undertake for the sake of the girls and the HK mongering community. Whatever one's job, satisfaction comes from taking pleasure in doing something right, in caring for other people.

The problem in HK is that everything is me, me, me; whatever happened to self-sacrifice?! Aren't the politicians always telling us that we must make HK a great place to live and do business; that HK must become a service economy? With agents like we have here, how can we compete with Mainland China and Singapore?!

You do that by concentrating on the details regardless of the difficulty. The web ratings on my girls would be the result of thorough job interviews - and I do not delegate responsibility. Only the very best talent would make the cut! Ratings you could trust. No more "zealously gal", or "long leg gal" on some chic whose stats say is only 5'2". I'd personally take all the photos; and gather the little angels unto my bosom when life got tough! I'd let all the girls know that if they ever felt lonely or missed home, they could come and crawl into bed with uncle Marsupial, no matter how late. I'm a big-hearted guy. And training - I could help with that too.

It's just an idea. It's either that or move to Harbin and open up an authentic Italian cafe. You can't get a decent espresso even n HK, much less Mainland China! And I could employ retired hookers as waitresses!

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10% discount for members and 20% discount for Mods?






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Reply #8 sulasno's post

I'm afraid those perks would only be available to investors. Sorry, but a guy cannot afford to be too generous if he wants to stay in business. Though there will be an IPO and mods will be offered the option of stock purchases at discounted rates. Do keep in mind that none of you can ever be allowed to see my face.




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Reply #9 Marsupial's post

are you aware of the fact that living off the earnings of girls is not legal in Hongkong?






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in the US

In the South Bay Area (San Jose area), there are some Vietnamese cafes that (have pretty much nude or maybe topless) hot looking Vietnamese as waitress. I have never been to one of them before and I only read about them.

As for the legal issue, maybe you can get around by charging the customer a fee for room usage and everything else is up between the girl and the customer?

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Reply #11 escritic's post

Oh! Like the sound of those Vietnamese cafe's. (Most people don't know that a majority of the Vietnamese boat people from years back were, in fact, Vietnamese Chinese.) But that's not the business model I had in mind. I want to be known as the guy who first introduced gourmet coffee to Harbin, and if the waitresses were nude no-one would pay any attention to the espresso!

As far as the legal issue with HK; you've got business in the blood Escritic, how'd you like a executive position in Marsupial's Hotel Res Agency? (got to think of a better name)




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Originally posted by Marsupial at 26-11-2007 00:08
... (got to think of a better name)

Perhaps disguise it as a wife-finding business: Marsupial's Supra-nuptials.

Or add on an out-call service: Marsupial's Heels on Wheels

Tag line could be: For the Real Deal, call Marsupial!
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Reply #12 Marsupial's post

What? They don't have Starbucks there?

Actually it's not an original idea. That's how the AMP operates in the Bay Area

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Reply #14 escritic's post

Starbucks! I'm talking about espresso, not some coffee-flavored milk confection made with a pint of sugar, crushed almonds, and served with a candy cane. Nobody who's ever had good espresso would go near a Starbucks.




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Reply #13 CunningLinguist's post

And how do the HK agents manage their business so as not to break the law?




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Reply #16 Marsupial's post

good question.  I often wondered about this.  Even if they changed their phone numbers quickly, couldn't the cops trace and bust them?  Maybe it's just too hard to make an arrest, what would the charge be?  Directing people to hotels?
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Reply #16 Marsupial's post

I guess they simply can't proof they are agents for these girls. So they usually hide and check you out as you near the hotel, just in case you looked like a cop?
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Well...

I am sure that they can bust them if they want. At least the charge can be tax evasion. I don't think they have a business license nor they report the earning to the government.




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