19 children
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 7 children. Then her
husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 12 children by her next
husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies.
At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At last they're finally
together."
A guy sitting in the front row says, "Excuse me Father, but do you
mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?"
"I mean her legs!"
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