Subject: Prayer
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Post at 11-11-2007 11:26  Profile P.M. 
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Prayer

Well, one night a boy and his girlfriend are out on a date and as the boy pull in his girlfriends drive-way to let her out
she tells him to come over the next night for dinner and meet her parents.
The boy agrees and the girl says to him that after dinner they will make love.
Well the boy agrees and as he is on his way home, he thinks to himself ,
"This will be my first time sleeping with someone,
so before I go over to her house ill stop by the pharmacy and buy some condoms".
Well that day went by and they young boy was on his way to the pharmacy ,
and as he purchased the condoms the pharmacist gives him a mean look,
the boy thinks nothing of it and goes on.
Well, when the boy is at his girlfriends house, her mother asks him to say the blessing before dinner,
well the boy is going on and on about stuff during the prayer, after 20 minutes his girlfriend leans to him and says
" I didn't know you were such a religious person" and the boy says back
" I didn't know your dad is a pharmacist".
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Post at 11-11-2007 13:54  Profile P.M. 
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amen...




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Post at 11-11-2007 18:15  Profile P.M. 
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moral of this post;

never mess with a daughter of a pharmacist







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Post at 11-11-2007 23:00  Profile P.M. 
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Or, always buy ur condom from 7-11
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