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Post at 3-11-2007 01:06  Profile P.M. 
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The 3 stars

One day Steven Spielberg, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Pierce Brosnan were in a jungle in order to take some shots for a new movie. Unfortunately, they were caught by a tribal group. As they were about to be executed they pleaded to the Queen of the Tribe for her mercy. She said, ”Get me something good to eat. If I like it, you will be freed.” The three stars agreed. Then went into the jungle to look for some food
Spielberg was the first to come back. He came up to the altar and offered grapes. She tasted one and immediately spat it out. She ordered her servants to shove the rest of them up his ass. The servants finished their duty, leaving a screaming Spielberg.

Schwarzenegger was the next to arrive with some yummy apples. The same thing happened to him, but cusiously he laughed as the apples were shoved up his ass. Spielberg was shocked. Here he was with grapes up his ass howling in pain, but Schwarzenegger had several apples in his ass and he was still laughing. He asked him ”What the hell are you laughing at?”

A laughing Schwarzenegger replied ”Pierce is coming back with a watermelon.”’

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twiceAweek   3-11-2007 08:07  Karma  +1   Excellent ! but AS doesn't know the wa
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Reply #1 zeroz's post

..........  I was trying to say Arnold Schwarzenegger probably didn't know the watermelon might get lost in there ....
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a variation is using durians






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OUTCH !!!
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Reply #4 twiceAweek's post

That OUTCH !!! seemed to bring back some painful memories huh Twice?
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Reply #1 zeroz's post

hehe

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