The Dancer
A man takes his wife out for their 20th anniversary to a night club with entertainment and a decent meal. While they're there, the music starts to play and a lone man gets up on the dance floor to strut his stuff. This fellow starts moonwalking, breakdancing, backflips, whatever you can imagine. Before long everyone is clapping and cheering as the guy puts on a great performance. Everyone cheering accept the wife of the man that's there for her anniversary. Her husband asks what's the matter, to which she replies. "You see that guy, he's such an ass. Twenty-two years ago he asked me to marry him but I turned him down." To which her husband responded, "Oh, that explains it." "Explains what?" she demanded to know. "Obviously he's still celebrating", her husband muttered.
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