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twiceAweek Sex God UID 1044 Digest Posts 0 Credits 21108 Posts 20495 Karma 20533 Acceptance 11499 Reading Access 110 Registered 12-4-2007 Status Offline

#1 Post at 11-11-2007 16:35  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L HJ and the Coke bottle A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees to go out with him. He takes her to a nice restaurant and buys her a fancy dinner with expensive wine. On the way home, he pulls over to the side of the road in a secluded spot. They start necking and he's getting pretty excited. He starts to reach under her skirt and she stops him, saying she's a virgin and wants to stay that way. "Well, okay," he says, "how about a blow job?" "Yuck!" she screams. "I'm not putting that thing in my mouth!" He says, "Well, then, how about a hand job?" "I've never done that," she says. "What do I have to do?" "Well," he answers, "remember when you were a kid and you used to shake up a Coke bottle and spray your brother with it?" She nods. "Well, it's just like that." So, he pulls it out and she grabs hold of it and starts shaking it. A few seconds later, his head flops back on the headrest, his eyes close, snot starts to run out of his nose, wax blows out of his ear and he screams out in pain. "What's wrong?!" she cries out. "Take your thumb off the end!!" [ Last edited by  twiceAweek at 11-11-2007 16:37 ]

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#2 Post at 11-11-2007 22:52  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L

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#3 Post at 11-11-2007 22:58  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L LMAO!! tht must have helped with blocked urine

twiceAweek Sex God UID 1044 Digest Posts 0 Credits 21108 Posts 20495 Karma 20533 Acceptance 11499 Reading Access 110 Registered 12-4-2007 Status Offline

#4 Post at 12-11-2007 00:25  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L I must say I really like this one especially the part "his eyes close, snot starts to run out of his nose, wax blows out of his ear and he screams out in pain" I   everytime I think about it !!!

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#5 Post at 12-11-2007 05:30  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L QUOTE: "Take your thumb off the end!!" Live on...

puffdaddy (Puff) Erotic Emperor UID 843 Digest Posts 0 Credits 2347 Posts 1892 Karma 2346 Acceptance 21 Reading Access 60 Registered 31-3-2007 Location Remote Island Status Offline

#6 Post at 12-11-2007 12:28  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L  Attachment: Your usergroup does not have permission to access attachments

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#7 Post at 13-11-2007 11:27  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L oh my god.. I litteraly fell out of my seat... wasn't expecting that at all...

twiceAweek Sex God UID 1044 Digest Posts 0 Credits 21108 Posts 20495 Karma 20533 Acceptance 11499 Reading Access 110 Registered 12-4-2007 Status Offline

#8 Post at 22-11-2007 21:29  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L Reply #6 puffdaddy's post Puff .. can I have that thumb ... please ?

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#9 Post at 10-1-2008 23:28  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L I'm still on the floor laughing

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