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Post at 8-1-2010 19:38  Profile P.M. 
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The Asian Gal's Butcher Joke =)

There was an Asian lady married to an English gentleman, and they lived in London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed to comunicate with her husband.

The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn\'t know how to say her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with chicken legs.

The next day she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn\'t know how to say it, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts.   The lady got her chicken breasts and left!

On the third day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages, unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store....

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UMM GIRLS, ---WHAT WERE YOU THINKING??
AND YOU GUYS.......SHAME ON YOU !!!!!!!!


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HELLOOOOOOOOOO? HER HUSBAND SPEAKS ENGLISH!!!

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Rico   9-1-2010 21:26  Karma  +1   Nice one...LOL..
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DArtagnan   8-1-2010 23:10  Karma  +1   Good one!!
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Post at 9-1-2010 09:25  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #1 xiaodidi's post

DUDE....I was thinking to myself....

OMG...her husband is going to be shocked....i totally forgot that he spoke English...lol
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Post at 10-1-2010 00:02  Profile P.M. 
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hahahahah  nice one.. i thought she took his dick out.. and would of been awkward to hell
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Post at 10-1-2010 02:05  Profile P.M. 
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hahahaha
good one!! i was thinking like the dick is too small and they got sth else instead
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Post at 10-1-2010 15:38  Profile P.M. 
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hahahahahahaha

totally went for the 'wife pulls down her husbands pants down'

got lost in the 'legs' and 'breasts' to remember the guy! lol
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Post at 10-1-2010 21:45  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #1 xiaodidi's post

did he show the butcher a link sausage or a pattie.

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Post at 22-1-2010 10:48  Profile P.M. 
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did u know some chinese like chicken ass? :O
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