Subject: (K-Pressure) What We Have Here Is A Failure To Communicate
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(K-Pressure) What We Have Here Is A Failure To Communicate

Date & Time of Session: 15Nov 2018
Location:  K-Pressure Woosung St
Name:Twofer - #1 Crystal #2 No idea
Agent:No
Nationality & Language: PRC , Crystal having some English but both worse than yesterday
Age: 30's both
Face:  Round and Oval
Body:  Big boobs, not fake for Crystal and thin with long nipples for the other
Skill: 3/10
Service: 3/10
GFE: 2/10
PSE: 1/10
Price & Session Length:  680 +20 Tip To mamasan +120 Room, so $820 for two girls at once. (Vs. $780 plus room at the per girl rate)
Repeat: Not these two.

I return to K-Pressure today. I have determined FWIW that walking to Wan Chai pier then the ferry and the MTR is way better than walking to Wan Chai MTR and changing stations to get to Jordan.

New mamasan (but yesterday's makes an appearance). Two girls sent in and I say no thanks, despite one having huge cannonballs. Two more sent in, seem OK so up to the room. First mamasan has disappeared and yesterday's is there asking for $680 plus $20 for her. I think for $680 she expected $700 and not having to offer change and was surprised by my having 4X$20 handy. I don't know why she'd be surprised. I have been here for two days and have amassed a horse choking roll of $20's to go with my10 kilos of giant HK coins. I bought an entire meal at Triple O with just coins yesterday.

Anyway up to the hotel, one room payment and shower. Bodies were OK for 30's MILFs. Today I refused the time wasting body slide to say nothing of not knowing how three people share one air mattress slide-wise.

Onto the round bed, and on TV today is JAV porn v. yesterdays Chinese soap operas. A plus.

I estimate a net loss to K-P due to the gross expenses of hygiene items, particularly the 900 kleenex tissues used, 7 condoms, and the bottle of mouthwash. These two girls were like the boy in the bubble, wiping down the gear after every change of technique or participant.

Start with CBJ (to myself: shit!, right off the bat), with Crystal, then off the condom for CBJ from the other. Before which she insisted on a rubber on my two fingers to touch her below the waist. Then CG for the first (new condom), doggie, missionary (new condom), then the other girl , CG, missionary, then the first girl again (Crystal), reverse CG, new condom, then the second girl to finish (new condom).

I had to repeatedly ask both to shush! on the fake PS moaning which is frankly irritating. Even if it wasn't fake it would have been irritating, as well as deafening. After a minute or two of silence, the volume starts to ramp up even from the one not actually actively participating. The badly dubbed porn movie of real life.

So I shower to remove the copious amount of condom lube (plus the no doubt secretly applied KY) but only shower with the one girl while the other doesn't shower at all and gets dressed while we are in the shower. I get dressed, finished but not happy (but it went to completion so what can you do?), and the phone rings as we leave the room.

So as I am leaving the first mamasan stops me at the stairs, and says what's with the 20 minutes? I am thinking hmm... did I run 20 minutes overtime? I said 20 minutes who, where? She says you were only in there 20 minutes. I said I thought you were saying I ran over. She says no, you ran under by 1/2. I told her: look the two girls are running through the menu like it's a competition, shitty CBJ, no hot and cold water, rubbers everywhere, who wants to hang around? Plus the phone rang. And I finished with one so it's not like nothing got done.

She says, I didn't call the room. They call when they arrive and we call if you're like 2 minutes away from 45 minutes, not 20. OK then, I say, it's haunted and the ghost of racing style threesomes called 1/2 way through.

She says tell me about CBJ. I said, I know, well it's a first for me here, for sure, and she was kind of pissed. I said look I am lucky we finished without running out of the entire hotel's condom and tissue supply so I am not going to argue results but the process was annoying. She has asked if I can come by tomorrow around 2 so she and the older mamasan are there to provide a must do list to two more, if I am willing. I think if I go I will ask for an hour because I got "boned" out of 20 minutes. And I will bring better condoms (7 or 8 maybe).

At the end of the day it's not like a lot of places will you find two decent enough looking girls, an OK hotel and sex with both for US$100 so not complaining to the BBB but there are other joints in Kowloon, so I am curious to see what the pair of mamasans have to select and with what marching orders if and when I go back tomorrow. If it's a duff choice it's not that far to 37D.

I just don't have the patience or stamina to hike about these 141 buildings (plus I've never done it and I really have not a great idea where they are) and for that I am OK with the 390 K joints and I know for more effort and more money there are younger cuter spinners out there. If I came for a few weeks vs. 5 nights I'd venture more broadly.

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