Date and time: Late April, around 8pm
Location: KPressure, Jordan
Name: Forgot, Might have been Liz or something
Age: at least 40
Link:
Face: 1/5 fugly
Body: 1/5 old, saggy everywhere, birthmark on her left shoulder
GFE: 0/5
PSE: 4/5 she knows what she's doing
Experience: 1/5 read below
Damage: $410 +$120 (?) for room
WIR: NO
Been hearing about it so I decided to drop by. The mama sans are nice and speak great English. Asked me if this was my first time and I said yes (HUGE MISTAKE) so she explained to me how its done. Told her exactly what I wanted, "Young, skinny, big tits." Told me she'll get me what I wanted. Mind you, I'm in a karaoke room that's really dim. You could barely see the girls as they come in.
Round 1: a girl completely opposite of my request comes in. Tries to get me to bang her and I refused. She was chubby, old, and had a very raspy voice. Not MCOT. NEXT!
Round 2: brings in another girl basically the same as the one before. Before she even sits down, I take a glimpse at her face and told her I'm not interested. Waits awkwardly for a minute then leaves.
Round 3: yet another girl that isn't even close to what I requested. At the very least, they should at least bring someone young. But I guess it's also my fault because as she sat down, she immediately grabbed LB. Whispered in my ear I can do her anyway I wanted. Again, the room is pretty dim and at this point I had kinda wanted to just get up and leave, but said why not? So I took her.
Went upstairs, paid some other lady for the room and then headed into the "hotel" room. Once in the room, I took a better look at her and boy, was she old! I could see some wrinkles on her face. Then she took off her clothes and I just knew I made the wrong choice. Welp, no backing down now. At that moment, I thought to myself, "Just watch the porn on the tv while doing her and you'll be fine."
Part 1: Nuru
Went to the separate bathroom. She took out the inflatable and started the nuru massage which in my opinion was VERY underwhelming. I've had them in Thailand and it was lightyears better than it is here (at least at KPressure). Then she gave me BBBJ while I was on the mattress. Nothing too fancy.
Part 2: Sex
Moved to the bed for the main event that I wasn't too ecstatic about. Started off with BBBJ and if there's anything good I can say about her, it's that she's well experienced and knows how to suck. Just as I was ready to explode, I stopped her and asked for the dom. We do it in mish for a few minutes then I ask her to flip so I can doggy her. "NO" she said. Well, I'll be damn....I can't even watch porn while I'm doing her. Continued in mish for a bit and at this point I was just disinterested in her because well, she's not my MCOT and her fake moans were really discouraging (but more funny because how fake it was). Inside, I was laughing; outside, LB was slowly falling asleep. I had to finish this I told myself so I turned her 90 degrees so I can at least watch some porn while doing her. A few minutes later, I
and then we washed up. Whew!
Part 3: Massage
At this point, I just wanted it to be over with and leave, but she insisted I get a massage from her. I didn't want her to feel bad so I stayed. Then, the phone literally rang as I laid on the bed for the massage. "Ok, time". "Good!" I thought to myself and the both of us raced as fast as we could to get our clothes on and left.
Overall, I wouldn't waste another penny at this place. Seems too mechanical and there's way better service/WGs out there then the ones provided by KPressure. I'm also not sure if telling them I was new at this might made a difference. I'm sure they thought so that's why they brought the ugliest girls to the table and obviously ignored my requests. That said, the damage is done and my experience at this place will end here. I'd rather spend a third of the price down the street at the Thai nest or Pilkem or New Lucky House if it's in that area.