Date & Time of Session: July 2023 midnight
Location: Outcall
Name: Tada
Link: https://smooci.com/escorts/l0t8mi#model
Agent: Independent (now)
Nationality & Language: Thai, Isaan and very impressive English
Age: 31 allegedly, mid 40s reality
Face: 4/5
Body: 4.5/5
Height: 158 cm
Skill: 4.5/5
Service:3.5/5
GFE: 4/5
PSE: 2/5
Price & Session Length: Was 3750 thb 2 hours 2 shots, now 4k
Repeat: Potentially but not 1st choice

Firstly, her profile photos are always wildly photoshopped to make her look like a young bombshell, which is a shame. And unnecessary, because she's a beautiful adult woman, and I don't see what's wrong with that.

Tada is smart and speaks incredibly good English - among the best I have found whilst living here. As such, she scores highly on the "GFE" scale as you can connect and understand her beyond the animalistic side. She was elegantly dressed and looked quite glamorous, but that soon changed to reveal an outstanding natural body with delightful 34Cs that hang perfectly on her frame with incredibly erect nipples.

Sex followed a normal routine - shower (with play), BJ, DATY, cowgirl, doggy, mish etc. However, I couldn't finish because she has an aversion to eye contact. To the point where she's constantly looking off to the side of the bed. Gave it an odd, mechanical feel which was in contrast to her engagement during conversation. I knew I wasn't going to be able to finish yet so asked for break and massage. It meant it was only gonna be 1 shot but I much prefer the prolonging followed by 1 powerful orgasm than racing to get 2 in anyway.

So she gave me an extraordinary oil massage. This was better than most "legit" shops provide. I wondered if that was how she got into this "handsy" business before graduating to full escort. But she said no, and talked about her family story a bit which I will keep quiet about but she is actually self taught at massage. I know this site is about sex, but if anyone values a good massage as part of the experience, this woman is ideal.

She started to warm me up again and I felt a lot more comfortable with her now. So much so that I exploded on her boobs during her foreplay. Now, I am just a fat falang with a very mediocre cock. However, I have been blessed with the ability for Peter North-ing. And whilst that's incredibly fun in and of itself, the true joy comes (ahem) from the reactions girls have to it. Tada was no Phirin or Fo with this, looked kind of shaken and relieved it had been contained in her beautiful boobs. She doesn't offer COF, but does offer CIM. I joked about doing that with her next time and she screamed "MAIIIIIIIII" (aka no) while looking at the state of her front. It was done with laughter although I don't sense she's particularly nasty in bed at all. So may not fit everyone.

Shower together, pay her (to leave) and that was that. I would repeat because I love talking and establishing some kind of feel for the person as I enjoy intimacy of sex over just the fact of fucking. But I know plenty have different aims so there's plenty of options for everyone here. But I think Tada is best if you want an escort or longer term booking, meals and guide etc. Her English and intelligence really stand out, whereas there are nastier sluttier options for ST. I would absolutely put Phirin and Fo above Tada in the Smooci standings, but that's not a slight on her per se. It's like putting perfection vs high quality. She is still absolutely worth the 4k price for 2 hours 2 shots compared to some common pricing these days.

Thanks for the review, I gave you my maximum points for it. A year ago I was with Tada as well and it was an ok session. It felt a bits like my call interrupted her groceries shopping because she came by in regular clothes and she felt a bit rushed. But she was definitely very kind and service oriented. These pictures are way too young for her real age though.

@bicmetro Jordy is just about the most active girl on the platform since the agencies got shut down, actually.  She has 40 new reviews since Christmas - only Nida has had more from what I've seen.  Now they are all independent there is a tendency with some to take 1 customer per day only. So it's probably that which makes her offline when you check.  Certainly, I see her on the list occasionally Ananta is almost never online, no. Smooci charges them $160 USD per week to be active, so Ananta may just work 1 week a month or something and try to cram in as many dicks as she can take   Once they build up enough regulars they can arrange private sessions and don't need to pay Smooci endlessly

Thanks for that....Brilliant news. I don't get the premium access to Smooci unless I'm in Bangkok, so whenever I check recently, I can never find her.

Will be in BKK in 2 weeks....so will definitely try and snag her then. Having her ride me CG with her pussy gripping my LB was a mongering highlight for me last year.