Report on Wander
So, I finally tried that wicked Wanchai barfly, Wander.
I met him in Escape around midnite, but clearly he'd already been guzzling the booze elsewhere, and some pussy too I think - smelled like a pickled fish with a strong dose of tobacco. I hate it when they come to me still smelling like cheap Victoria Hotel soap and a vodka vagina.
He does seem energetic though: bounced around the dance floor like he thinks he's a Black-Eyed-Pea! Funny to watch, I gotta say. Wander's a white dude so his belief in his dancing skills far exceeds the sad reality. Can't fault him for the effort though!
Not the brightest bulb out there though is he girls? He wandered off the dance floor suddenly, explored the bar, bought 6 random girls drinks, and finally made it back to our table where he re-introduced himself to me and asked my name! Haha! I showed him his drink, cigarettes, and mobile phone lying on our table as proof that he had been sitting here for some time. Okay, I must admit.., that bewildered expression he has (often) is rather cute. I figured I better get this guy to a hotel soon.
So he splurges for a couple hours in the Beverley hotel. Christ, he just spent ten times that buying every pair of breasts in WanChai a margarita and he can't put out for a decent room? Ah well, at least it is a short walk back to the bar afterwards.
His performance? Well, it's all been said here 100 times already, right? And my experience is pretty much the same: he's eager to please, clueless, but eager. As mentioned by others, you better make your O convincing or he'll frickn keep at ya for hours. So brush up on your moans and groans!
Afterwards he paid $1500 - which is $500 MORE than we agreed to in the bar. Idiot! Haha. More money than brains!
Anyway, I would repeat, I suppose, but not sure if he would be better or worse sober?? Any Gals seen him sober?? Ever?
PS: About an hour later I see him back in the bar again! Dancing like a fool still. He does a weird little shuffle over to my table and... Introduces himself! Again! Haha. I think he's losing brain cells quickly so you better see him soon, Gals.
[ Last edited by wander at 9-5-2011 13:59 ] | |
