Name: Thai Girl in Jordan
Link: listing is on another site
Description: 23, 5’5”, 34B - 26 - 36

I have been hobbying for a long time, whether it be in North America, Europe, or the different Asian hobby spots like Taipei, Seoul, Shanghai, etc. It is with the most outrageous session, I can’t help but share this horror story with you guys. Ok so the ad I saw was for a girl called COFFEE. She is in one of the walk ups in Jordan. I get there, and ring the bell. It isn’t her of course, but she looked cute and innocent enough for a Monday afternoon punt. I enter the room and after a few minutes of small talk, I realise she has no idea what I am saying, and actually just agreeing with everything I am saying. It hits me, she doesn’t speak a lick of English. Now as I mentioned, I have hobbied in foreign countries, and there is such a thing as body language or some common understanding of the gestures or “services” provided. I ended up spending about 10 mins trying to communicate what a blowjob is. I used google translate, I showed her porn, made the iconic jack off gesture into the mouth. She even called a friend that spoke English and had me talk to her. After all of this, she finally says ok she understands. Great!

The shower was normal, and uneventful. Actually I haven’t ever stood there in the shower in total silence due to ZERO English. Even before when communicating with google translate, I would ask her a question, she would say “ah yes”, and then start typing a response. Once the translation would come out, she would look at it, and then just jump into her WeChat or Line. I would be left there hanging in silence. Yes I know you might ask why did I stay? Well first of all, by now I have come to have a quite the ladyboy radar, and if they are Thai and super hot looking, that is usually a red flag. This girl ticked all the boxes. She was slim, cute face, and tight body. All natural and didn’t have braces. This usually warrants the walk in. Anyways, so far pretty normal, aside from the 10 min lecture on what a blowjob is, but it gets much worse.


Ok so I lay down for the massage, and oddly enough it seems to be going better than I thought. Of course no conversation, so I was left to my own thoughts while she gave me a decent massage. Finally I decide to turn around, and I see her starting to put her clothes back on. I say wait hold on, what are you doing? She had this blank look ono her face. Already upset that she didn’t continue the massage or touching after the flip, I don’t want to waste anymore time and just directly blurt out, “BLOWJOB”. She starts violently jerking me off and I kind of stop her, and tell her grab a condom. I motioned, gestured, repeated the word over and over, condom, condom, condom!!! She would say something in Thai and then just keep saying I don’t know. Then I start to say BLOWJOB, BLOWJOB, BLOwJOB, and again she would just keep repeating I don’t know then whisper something in Thai and start looking confused. This would go on for like 10 mins. I was trying to translate into Thai that I couldn’t understand why she was acting clueless and why we spent 10 mins earlier explaining this term - blowjob. She said she understood, her friend would even chat with her for a few minutes. Yet there she was staring blankly at the wall, continuing what was already a pretty bad HJ. Just one violent, mechanical, jerk after the other, over and over, meanwhile almost totally ignoring my rants and at times elementary rhetoric on the birds and the bees. Finally I stopped her, and in a some what stern tone of voice, gave her one last warning request for a BLOWJOB. You would think we were in some internment camp, and I had been water boarding her for hours. At last, she lets out the most tragic, internally conflicting, “I DON’T DO….NO BLOWJOB!”. At this point, I had to pick my jaw off the floor, and gather enough strength to compose myself. In a some what pathetic plea for her to stop messing with me, and level with me. I said why didn’t she just come clean earlier? The whole education session, with visual aids, with multi-langauge translation, and the conversation you had with your friend explaining what a BJ is, was all for nothing?

She would just keep shrugging, shake her head, recite some Thai phrase under her breath, and then say sorry I don’t know to me. This went on several times, before I got so frustrated, I ended up rolling off the bed, and in a fit of passion began to put my clothes on. Usually I am more known to be a pretty cool cucumber, and I very rarely get angry. However, when I am angry, the whole floor will probably hear or it or feel it. I wasn’t happy, and as I put my shoes on, I asked her where my money was. She seemed a bit flustered, and handed the whole thousand note back to me. I then took a big deep breath, and a sigh of relief. I smiled and told her that I have no problem with girls having restrictions, but usually something as basic and routine as a BJ, you have to speak up earlier. I said that is for normal cases. In this case, we spent all that time, and you assured me probably 5 times that you understood what I wanted. I took the note back, and decided to give her a $500 note instead. I had been there for well over an hour by now, so I didn’t want her to think I was trying to cheat her of something.

FYI, my Thai hunting extravaganza has come to an end. I definitely got my share of Thai food in the past few weeks, but this one was the straw that broke the camel’s back. Although I left with the biggest blue balls I have ever had, hey you win some and you lose some.

Face: 2/5 Not the one in the pics. Different girl all together.

Body: 3/5 All natural at least. Not very tall, very tanned with dark dark skin, and short black hair.

Skill: 0/5 The only skill she had was playing dumb and genuinely looking like she didn’t know what a blowjob was

Service: 1/5 Massage was basically acceptable so gets one point

Language: Thai and some how I want to say negative English. Not zero English, but negative English.

Location: Jordan Fifty Seven P ilkem Street. First floor, room one.

Rate: $500

Repeat: NO

There is always First Time for everything, but I hope this is my last time with a session like that. Happy Hunting Bros!!

I saw a few girls on the one of the other sites I know of. I didn't see Coffee, which isn't that important, but most of the girls in those locations are list around 300-400 HKD, so why had you given her 1000? Was there a special arrangement? Even the 500 you gave her is more than most of the Thais in that area charge for normal service.

I usually give a 1000 for the 60 mins or more depending on the girl and what she accepts. I ended up giving her a 500 because that is what I had on me, and no 100 notes. I understand the price points are 300-400. However, as I said, I was there for quite some time already, and I felt bad that she thought I wanted all the money back because I got a little angry. So I sympathized with her and gave her the 500. Any less and I fear I would have given her a bad impression of Hong Kong punters. Of course the bad impression would be based off of her own ignorance and no blowjob service sercret kept to the end of the session.  

To be frank, I have never really paid attention to whether the charge is 300 or 400 for the usual 30 min session. I always offer a 1000 for at least an hour. Some girls that are strict on time, will say I have to give a little more if it is 90-120 mins in total. The good girls accept my offer, and sometimes will even offer me the change to my 1000 if I finish early. If they give the change right away, I usually leave it out on the table or in visible sight. This is on purpose. If the session goes well, then I leave it as a tip. If the session doesn't go well, then I take some or all of whatever the change is.

In this case, she kept saying yes and she agrees and she understands. So she took the 1000 for the 60 mins and put it away. So to answer your question, no there was no special arrangement. Shit....I couldn't even get a blowjob!!!

At the end of the day, I know she is just trying to earn some money, and I know those few extra hundred dollars would mean alot more to her than it would for me.

I wish Coffee was real, but I am reluctant to go check. Please let us know if anyone can confirm Coffee to be in that room now. Thanks.