Subject: [Thailand][Bangkok] 3 Days: A Multipart Report and Guide for Newbies
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[Thailand][Bangkok] 3 Days: A Multipart Report and Guide for Newbies

I spent 3 days in Bangkok, Thailand recently during my return trip to Hong Kong. This is going to be a multipart report as there are a lot of things I want to share. Some being reports on the girls I saw, some on the food and shopping and some will be guides specifically to help out newbies. I had begun planning about 4 weeks before arriving and was overwhelmed. I've been to Bangkok many years before, but since then many things have changed. I'd argue that Bangkok and Thailand in general is better for the sex adventuring than Hong Kong and I'll share some thoughts on that. I'll be posting to this thread over several days as there's a lot to talk about. Hopefully these reports and guides will help you out.


Crazy House, Sukhumvit Soi 23/Soi Cowboy

I started my first day late. The lineup at Suvarnabhumi Airport (BKK) immigration was long. The time from disembarking from the plane to exiting immigration was just under an hour. And even then there was still a wait for the checked luggage to roll out.

I didn't get into my hotel room until nearly 3 hours after disembarking the plane and at which point it was now late in the evening. I'd read a newbie first night guide saying at Soi Cowboy to check out Crazy House and Bacarra first so that's where I headed.

Upon arriving at Soi Cowboy, I did the standard walk up and down the soi to get my bearings and take everything in. The girls outside each bar are aggressive. They'll call out to you and if you make eye contact they'll turn up the sales pitch. Some girls will get especially aggressive by reaching out, grabbing you and pulling you in with surprisingly a lot of strength. This is much more difficult for you if you're solo. I stood firm and got myself out of their grasps to continue walking.

Crazy House is actually outside of Soi Cowboy on the east end on Sukhumvit Soi 23. The place is popular because they actually have topless girls dancing. There have been reports of the doormen trying to get guys to pay a cover charge when there isn't one. I didn't face this and was waved in without issue.

Inside, yea many of the girls were topless. I could see why the place is popular. Many of the girls were fairly fit. I saw a couple of girls I liked. One was slim with small B-cup tits but I could never see her number. The other had C-cup tits but I think a guy must've gotten her as she quickly disappeared and I didn't see her again until the next night. Which sort of turned out to be a good thing for me. When I returned the next night, I saw that she was already with a guy on his lap but looking completely disinterested and zoned out. The slim girl I never saw again which was my own regret. Lesson learned: Don't wait.

When I got into Crazy House, I just took whatever seat they pointed out which was right beside the entrance/exit. The bar is setup such that every seat gives good views. It wasn't until later when I took a walk around the bar that I realized more empty seats were available. On my second visit I choose a seat on the right side from when you walk in. That was the side I saw the slim girl dancing and was hoping that I might spot her again.

I don't remember if drinks -- most drinks regardless -- were 160 or 180 baht. It seemed to be on the higher end in terms of pricing. My second time back here I gave 200 baht for a Coca Cola (which I think was 160 baht) and told my waitress to keep the change. 1.) I had no idea how much I should be tipping; and 2.) I didn't want to bother with getting change, likely in coins, back. To my surprise, this waitress on her own accord then became my personal attendant. I don't know for certain, but I guessed that this was related to the tip amount. For the entire time I was there she would point out girls to me, bring over girls to my seat and ask if I was interested and throw me a smile when I looked in her direction. I didn't end up choosing any girls, but it was definitely helpful to have her there. I have no idea if this is normal for the wait staff at Crazy House or not.

One girl who wasn't dancing began throwing smiles my way whenever I looked in her direction. She was tall (heels of course), slim and little A-cups. Great face but I need tits on a girl so I decided not to engage her. Eventually another guy began buying lady drinks for her, but while she was with him she continued looking towards and smiling at me. Is it better to have a girl choose you? Would the experience be better if she chose you instead of you choosing her? In hindsight I probably should've taken her.

Overall thoughts: I liked Crazy House. Good variety and number of girls. Drinks were a bit expensive. Definitely recommended.


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Suvarnabhumi Airport / Bangkok International Airport / BKK

I flew into BKK with Thai Airways as they're part of Star Alliance and I can accumulate points with my usual local carrier. This was a short 2.5 hour flight from HKG. Lunch meal (curry pork and rice) was even included in this short flight which wouldn't happen at all with the North American carriers which I'm used to. Touchdown to reaching the gate was an easy 10 minutes. Disembarking and walking towards the immigration counters was easy as the signs were clear and people kept a good pace on the moving escalators. This was mid afternoon at 4 PM. Little would I actually know though.

Upon reaching the immigration counters, the lines were... long. There were signs saying that it was a 45 minute wait and this was accurate. In hindsight this should've been obvious. Midday tends to be the favourite flight arrival time anywhere and the flight I was on reflected this in being completely full. So while I was waiting in line I got online with my iPhone (I already had roaming data plan). Got on Tinder to see what matches I could get. Got on Smooci to see which escorts were available later. After having my passport stamped, I still had to wait for my checked luggage to come out. Definitely not one of the more efficient major airports out there.

Finally with my luggage in hand I exited and headed towards the basement level where the foreign currency exchange counters are and the Airport Rail Link station. I chose the recommended SuperRich forex booth as they had the best rates for USD to THB. I can't speak for HKD to THB as I have a USD account I use specifically for travel. Many others had also seen the rates as the SuperRich booth was the only one with a line and it was long. I ended up spending close to 30 minutes in line. Forex requires your passport so have that ready. Depending on your currency, you get a better rate if your cash denominations are higher. When I was there, SuperRich gave 33.20 THB for 1 USD (for $100 denominations, or 33.15 THB for $50 denominations and less for $20 denominations of USD) -- which was actually the market rate when I did a live check on XE.com.

Money taken care of, I headed over to the Airport Rail Link machines to purchase my token. The ARL, BTS and MRT are easy to use when buying a token or ticket. On the touchscreen you select English, then your destination, and then just insert payment via cash or coins. A token (for ARL and MRT) or ticket (BTS) will dispense and you collect your change. Upon entry to the gates, you tap your token or insert your ticket (and collect your ticket back) and then walk through the gates. Upon exit you insert your token or ticket at the gate and then walk through. It was about a 15 minute wait for the Airport Rail Link. There's no express line anymore and it's about 30 minutes into the city to Praya Thai BTS. I was looking to get to Asok so I had the option of switching to either the BTS or MRT. I chose the MRT as Google Maps said it would be faster so I got off at Makkasan, walked to Phetchaburi MRT and down one stop to Sukhumvit MRT. The cost was 60 baht compared to taking a taxi which would've been 400 baht and the same amount of time. However, traffic, crowds and the fact that I still had to walk from Asok to my hotel on Sukhumvit Soi 22 made the commute over an hour long.

Later when I was leaving I went the BTS route at Phraya Thai to the airport and this way was easier. The walking distance from Phraya Thai BTS to Phraya Thai ARL is much shorter and easier than the Makkasan ARL to Phetchaburi MRT route.

The lines at BKK security check were also long when I was leaving. Arriving 2 hours before flight time actually made sense at this airport. BKK was very serious about security. Belts off. Shoes off. Computers and tablets out of their cases. I saw some people being photographed at the exit and passport check though I wasn't. Though I did get to the airport 2 hours early, it took over an hour before I got past all the security and exit checks. By this time I had about 30 minutes before boarding at the gate began.

I've never found any airport to have good prices at their shops. Does anyone ever actually find any shopping deals at airports? I've transited through BKK before and don't think there's much to look at here. I got myself a latte and headed towards my gate.

Overall thoughts: The lines at BKK are long. In the future I may chose either an early morning or late night arrival if it'll avoid the crowds. A lot of time was wasted at the airport. Taking the ARL instead of a taxi or Uber saved me over 300 THB.

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I'm posting these out of sequence of my trip.

Lily, Independent
Craigslist / BackPages


Age: 30s
Height: Maybe 5'
Description: Huge tits on a short, small frame
Language(s): Thai, English
Rate: 3000 baht/1 hr

You can search for her name at either:
CL > thailand >personals >women seeking men
BP > Bangkok adult entertainment > Bangkok escorts

I had read a review on this girl on one of the international sex forums and kept some notes on her. At the time I only saw one ad for her on Craigslist but upon deeper Googling found that she's advertised on BackPages as well in the past. The attached photo of her in the white corset is a bit more accurate though picture her having darker skin than the photo shows.

Contacting her was easy as her ad listed several contact methods available. I had reached out at 10 AM and made an appointment for 11 AM. I'd read one glowing review and one quite negative so I wasn't sure what to think. I figured that 1 hour would be good to start and I could ask to extend the time if things went well.

Intentionally met her downstairs and brought her up to my room so that we could skip the front desk. Also the hotel elevator requires room keycard to access so there was that. Once in the room we engaged in some small chat.

I found her as attractive as her photos, though in person it was obvious that her photos were taken several years ago. Her tits were already large, but on her short, small frame they seemed even larger. The action itself was perfectly average. Started with some LFK, onto a BBBJ and finishing in cowgirl. It wasn't the intention to just do one position. She seemed to get off when grinding on me and that made me jizz shortly after. A nice massage followed and that was the end as we then showered. Didn't extend the session to 2 hours.

Overall thoughts: Good looking girl in her 30s. Quick to respond. Nothing outstanding about the experience. Nothing bad to say either.

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Seems like a good idea, but my concern would be you still a screwed by having to wait at baggage unless you manage to do it all with a carry-on. He still had to wait on his bag after doing 45 minutes in the immigration line.

That airport really sucks though. I remember when it opened after delays and concerns. They tried to brand it as a world-class airport like HKIA. What a joke! It's more like a shopping mall that also runs a poorly-timed airport. And even after it opened they still didn't have enough gates. However, I guess it's just because we're spoiled by HKIA and how easy it usually is to get through... so you can be delayed on your flight to Shanghai

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1. As you noted, the midday flights can cause a logjam at immigration and baggage claim. On my last flight HKG-BKK (also on TG), I took an early morning 0745 flight which arrived at 0925 and there were only two people per line and it was less than a 5 minute wait. So in the future, the pain of getting up at 5am offsets the dreadful 1 hour wait at immigration.


2. As for SuperRich, I also saw the long line on the basement level at BKK. However, directly behind the SuperRich booth is the red "Value+" booth which had no line and was actually a few US cents better than SuperRich.

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Going to talk about some of the mall food courts in this post. Everyone needs to eat! Budgets listed includes a main and drink.

CentralWorld (outdoor market), between Chit Lom BTS and Siam BTS

My favourite food court. A lot of variety because CentralWorld outdoors has more physical space to work with. A lot of food is precooked and set out for you to see so you're not looking at just pictures of menus. The outdoor market isn't dedicated to just food so there's also clothes, crafts and etc. Everything is paid with cash. This market gets featured in a lot of travel videos because a lot of events happen here. Budget: 300-400 baht.

CentralWorld is nearly equal distance between Chit Lom BTS or Siam BTS. It's a healthy walk whichever BTS station you're coming from. The mall itself was undergoing renovations when I was there (July 2017) and a lot of stores were closed. The two anchor department stores, Zen and Isetan, were open though.


Emporium, Phrom Phong BTS

This is my second favourite food court. I never saw it busy or crowded and there are plenty of seats. Like many other food courts in Bangkok, this one uses the prepaid card system where you exchange cash for a prepaid card which you then use to spend in the food court. At the end you return your card (on the same day else I think you lose your remaining balance on it) to the same counter and get back in cash whatever the remaining balance is.

Emporium has some dishes which I haven't seen in other food courts like fish cake and tandoori chicken. The downside is that it's a rather long walk if you're coming from Phrom Phong BTS as they're on opposite sides of the mall and the food court is on the top floor. There are elevators and escalators by the Sukhumvit Soi 24 entrance. Budget: 150-250 baht.


Terminal 21, Asok BTS

This is the current local and tourist favourite. The location is really convenient. There are even two food courts. One in the basement using cash and which also has a number of restaurants. The other on the top floor, branded as Pier 21, and using the prepaid card system. The top floor also has several chain restaurants outside the food court.

There are a lot of noodle dishes found on the top floor. It's also really crowded and thus can be difficult to get a seat. Budget: 150-250 baht.


Siam Paragon, Siam BTS

One of the better looking food courts. Also more expensive. It's in Siam Paragon, an upscale luxury mall so what do you expect right? There are a few chain restaurants here which I didn't see at other malls. Good mall to eyeball hotties. Budget: 300-500 baht.


Eatigo

This isn't an ad, but I like them. Eatigo is a Bangkok-based startup who's been around since 2015 that offers discounts on restaurants. Sort of like Groupon but with an easier to use site. I used the site to search for seafood buffet deals. What you can do though is use Eatigo to find whatever restaurant deal you're looking for, then go to that restaurant/hotel's site and see if they offer the same deal directly. This was actually the case with many hotel buffet deals when I was searching.

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Kasalong, Nana BTS | A blowjob bar

Blowjob bars are one of those things about Bangkok that you absolutely have to try. The name describes itself. It's a bar where you go in to get a blowjob. Like many bars and massage parlours in Bangkok, some of the girls sit outside and you can choose from amongst them and then head in. Rates at Kasalong are 800 THB for a blowjob and 1300 THB for full service. Assume that you're tipping 200 THB so really the prices are 1000 THB and 1500 THB. When you're inside the bar to pay up front the mamasan very explicitly tells you to tip the girl.

Kasalong opens at 10 AM, though on this occasion I was there at 11 AM. I good sort of itinerary I like is to start with a blowjob bar in the morning, do whatever tourist thing you have planned during lunch/early afternoon, hit up for an oily massage late afternoon then head on to the gogo bars, clubs with freelance girls or call up an escort to your hotel in the evening. That's 3-4 shots that day.

I picked Min, a young looking girl with long brown coloured hair. She's been reviewed positively on various boards about Bangkok and I had specifically tried to spot her that day. There was another girl who had a similar appearance but Min has longer hair. I followed her into the bar, paid the mamasan in the front then followed Min upstairs to the rooms. Inside the room I stripped down and Min washed my cock as I hovered over the sink. Sitting down on the sofa Min took my cock in her mouth and began sucking.

The blowjob went on for a while. Maybe just a few minutes or maybe ten. I didn't have the time and I'm bad at guessing the time. Eventually Min was tiring as she switched to giving me an aggressive handjob. I reached down and began feeling her tits through her shirt which gave her the hint to remove her top. No extra charge from Min for this. My cock back in her mouth and my hands feeling up her tits, I began a concentrated effort to cum.

That wasn't happening so I sat back and just enjoyed the blowjob. Unlike other reviews I didn't find her blowjob to be extraordinary or such. It was alright. I have nothing to complain about but nothing to make me see her again either. Eventually I jizzed in her mouth and upon first squirt she got off and the rest of my pumping jizz got all over her hand. Min got some tissues to clean up and then I hobbled back over the sink to wash up.

On the attached map, I found it easier to get to Kasalong by walking down Sukhumvit Soi 8. Sukhumvit Soi 6 had construction going on when I was there and was closed off. Through Soi 8 you'll pass by Lolita's, another blowjob bar, in that east-west alley, and then Kasalong is just around the corner.

You can walk from Kasalong along the Soi 6 Alley to Sukhumvit Soi 4, then north towards Nana Plaza and Sukhumvit Rd. This is actually a fairly long walk though. You'll pass by several oily massages closer to and on Soi 4.

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my 'go to' therapist: Yu. she's also a PYT on a petite frame with 'a' cups. its 30min a session and i holdout to the last minute and she knows it. bless her

@ quartz13579 - i've been to Sam's Heaven and it is cheaper, 700B a pop, but no lookers at this joint. i figured it may be day shift and night shift may be better - NOPE!
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This is a lesson in being too prepared and disppointing yourself.

I had started researching Bangkok about four weeks before arriving. That included checking some the outcall escort agencies and making a list of all the girls I thought would be worth having a go. I started with just choosing girls based on their looks. Next was the checking Smooci on a daily basis to find their star ratings. Smooci is an advertising site where you can see some agency girls and be able to book them easily and often at a lower rate than directly with the agency. You're still going to the agency but now through a collated site. I then went through the painstaking work of trying to find reviews online of all the girls I liked. This was a huge undertaking due to 1.) Lack of reviews of agency girls; 2.) Girls having the same names; and 3.) High turnover of girls or outdated info on the agency sites where the girls weren't available anymore. Eventually I had a ranked list of 9 girls I wanted to see. Once in Bangkok, I checked Smooci a few times a day to see if any of the girls I liked would be available.

Over 3 days, only 2 girls were available. I thought being in Bangkok for only 3 days was too short a time, especially when some girls may be doing this part time, but later when I had left I learned that actually a lot of girls just weren't working anymore. In visiting Smooci now and then since leaving Bangkok and up to today, I see that it's really just the same core of girls that always show up on the list there.

Kel @ Bangkok Dreams via Smooci

Kel was actually lower on my list, but the fact that she was on my list meant that I liked her appearance more than like 50-60 other girls at the various agencies. She didn't show up as available until 9 PM when I was searching different times on Smooci. Booking on the Smooci site was very easy. Put in your hotel and contact details, confirm and that's it. It requires at a minimum an hour's notice, which seriously it seems to take at least that long to get to anywhere in Bangkok. Well past 9 PM I get the call that she's at the front desk, give the okay to let her up and a little bit later she's at my door.

All I can say about the experience is that it was by the book. LFK, BBBJ, DATY, missionary, doggy, cowgirl and *SPLOOSH*. Rest. BBBJ, cowgirl, missionary, doggy, missionary, doggy and *SPLOOSH*

The good: Larger tits than expected. Obviously fake but they looked good like a porn star. Porn star body on a short frame.

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First photo is from the Bangkok Dreams site. She looks pretty good there and without makeup.
Second photo was taken from Stickman and his since sold stickmanweekly site. This was taken I don't know when but it's more recent as Stickman posted it only a week or two ago. You can see that she's a little thicker (for a Thai girl) in reality.

Overall thoughts: I later realized that the majority of outcall agency girls are definitely older than what they say. I don't think any agency uses photos that haven't been touched up and altered. I saw this when I stumbled acorss some real photos of some other agency girls. There are a lot of stories about the same across various Thailand forums.

On a side note, one night when I was returning to my room I was in the elevator with an escort there to meet someone. I knew because she had a distinctive short hairstyle and look that I saw on another girl listed on Smooci. She got off on the front desk floor. That confirmed my suspicions as in my hotel you can't get to any other floor without a keycard.

Then one early morning when I was in the elevator heading for a run, I was in the elevator with this absolute stunner. Like what sort of beautiful woman leaves a hotel at 7:30 AM? Some lucky guy had an overnighter. I sure wished I talked to her!


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SaggyN   31-8-2017 19:43  Acceptance  +1   Thank you for sharing. It shows you always need to manage your own expectation first.
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I'd like to ask about the bars in Soi Cowboy and Nana Plaza.
Do the girls get fully naked and did you see guys feeling up the girl they were having a drink with?
I heard that DATY is possible right there in the bar. Can you tell me if you saw this in any bar and which bars had full nude girls?
I am planning a quick trip there next week and would appreciate the info.
Thanks for the reports. They are very helpful.
Cheers!

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Freelancer   19-8-2017 05:43  Acceptance  +1   I didn't even see any guys go for the girl's tits as they were buying lady drinks for the girls
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These are gogo bars not open whore houses. Try to DATY a bar girl in the bar and I think you might find yourself in trouble.
If thats what you are looking for bar fine her and take her to a hotel.
Never seen DATY/FS in a Gogo bar ever and I have spent a lot of time in them over the last 5 years.

I have felt up a couple of girls but they have initiated it and it has always been where no one can easily see what we are doing.
Your paying for their company with lady drinks this does not automaticaly give you unlimited groping rights.
Crazy house next to Soi Cowboy has some fully naked girls , there is another one apparently in Soi Cowboy but i have never been and the name eludes me at the moment.

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Reply #10 UCPorn's post

A bit of light kissing and touching can happen but I have never seen much more than that happen in a gogo bar. It would be a broken nose and black eye if you attempted it in some bars.

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Reply #10 UCPorn's post

As a bit of a contrast, when I am in Phuket and at Suzy Wong II (Devil's Playground) in Bangla Rd, some of the girls allow full 'feel up'  /fingering. Having said that I have been there more than a few times over recent years and some of the regular girls and the mamasan know me. Lot of of lady drinks (alcohol shooters and not cola)for the girls also help

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Reply #10 UCPorn's post

If you want DATY and some action inside a gogo, go to Pattaya.
Some naughty gogo like Windmill and others there. Daty, fingering, HJ, BBBJ.
I miss the old Xzone in Pattaya soi16 (long time close). You Could play very hard with their pussy and ass.

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jake.houston   19-8-2017 00:48  Karma  +10   Windmill is a crazy fucking place. Not only allowed, on center stage of the Gogo. Surprisingly cute girls too.
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Dating Sites, Social Media and Ladyboys

DateInAsia

DIA has primarily a Filipina audience. I did chat with a few Thai girls from here and got the Line for one of them. But it turned out that she was a ladyboy and much to her amusement I was fooled by her looks. No joke. I didn't block her on Line or anything afterwards. Just gave her a polite compliment and moved on. At the same time she had changed her Line profile to say that she was a ladyboy.

Girls reached out to: Less than 10
Girls chatted with (for more than just a few lines): 4
Real potential meetups: 1
Actual meetups: 0
Girls who turned out to be a ladyboy: 1

In hindsight, I should've followed through on the one potential meetup.


ThaiFriendly

I'd paid for the premium membership about a month before I was to leave Bangkok. This gave me a lot of leadway to work on my profile, scout for girls and line up some meetups. I'm busy as it is so this meant that I wasn't able to put real work into TF. Which ultimately didn't matter. I soon realized that the girls on TF generally fell into four categories:

- Regular girls looking for real relationships. No desire to meet tourists or travelers only in Bangkok for a short time. Actually annoyed at tourists and travelers who were on TF looking for sex.
- Regular girls willing to meet. These girls could be all over Thailand though.
- Girls there just for the social aspect of having guys give them compliments. No intention to meet anyone.
- Girls using TF to get guys to visit them at work (oily massage houses, gogo bars, etc.). Infrequent in Bangkok but prevalent if you filter for Pattaya.

Girls reached out to: More than 100
Girls chatted with (for more than just a few lines): ~40
Real potential meetups: 6
Actual meetups: 0

Look at my failure rate! But more seriously, I found it difficult to schedule meetups when I would only be in Bangkok for 3 days. 2 girls weren't even in Bangkok and it was my own fault for not paying attention to seeing what city they had listed on the TF profile. 2 other girls I decided not to meetup because I prioritized the better looking girls first. The last 2 I ended up focusing on, well 1 just wasn't able to meet up due to working 6 days a week and her day off was the day I was leaving. The other girl ghosted on me and hasn't even read my Line message to her since. I'm not sure how Line works but I had a number of contacts from TF not even read the messages I'd sent to them on Line.

The very generous jake.houston also gave me a couple of recommendations so much thanks and appreciation to him. Girl #1 we were going to meet but she ghosted as well. Girl #2 never responded at all.

Back to TF and Line though, I found that most girls would just give up on you after a few days to a week. I started way too early. It would've been better if I had reached out a week or so before arriving in Bangkok. Being so far off made a lot of girls lose interest. A lot of tourists, travelers and foreigners have also created a poor reputation for us in that these guys have assumed that TF is full of free pussy and treat the girls as such. A lot of girls specifically asked if I was living in Thailand and upon hearing my response would either cease communication or tell me to look for sex elsewhere even though that topic never came up. The majority of girls barely understand English so 2 or 3 words of conversation is common (and difficult).

Another note specifically of TF, the site has an automatically recurring billing system. Remember to cancel your premium membership else you'll continue to be billed. I paid by PayPal so for me this meant logging into PayPal and cancelling the recurring payment there and not on the TF site.

Overall thoughts: TF seems good if you live in Thailand. It doesn't seem to be time efficient if you're in Thailand for less than a week. Be aware of the automatically recurring billing.


Tinder

Sad to say, the girls I was getting on Tinder were as unattractive as the girls I see at home. Blergh! Met a civilian but it's an embarrassing story with much regret.


WeChat

So many ladyboys! It didn't help that I was staying on Sukhumvit Soi 22 just up from Queen's Park Plaza where several of the bars are known for employing ladyboys, but at least a good 30% of the results from People Nearby were ladyboys. At least the ladyboys specifically said they were in their profiles. If you're into that then go with WeChat as it'll be your candy store. I did end up chatting with several massage girls advertising to come to their place of employment.


Ladyboys

For those of you scared of choosing a ladyboy, here are some things I pay attention to:

- Pre-op vs post-op. Pre-op means they still have the cock, balls and all the usual male testosterone. They're as agressive as any male with testosterone and sexual energy. This means being in your face, touchy feely with you and a high possibility of trying to pickpocket you. Stay away!
- Post-op for all intents and purposes you should consider to be female. Hormone injections, way of thinking and attitude make her female in everything but her birth assignment.
- Look for the Adam's apple. If I'm walking through an area known to have ladyboys then I'll look for the Adam's apple before checking out the girl's body.
- Ladyboys, generally pre-op, tend to look in the mirror much, much more often. They're not as confident in their appearance as a natural female so they're always checking to make sure.
- Ladyboys supposedly aren't allowed inside Thermae, so just assume that all the younger girls outside Thermae are ladyboys. There are also MILFs outside Thermae who are outside likely because they don't want to compete with the younger girls inside Thermae.

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Thaifriendly
why chatting one month in advance?
Internet is full of idiot stalker that overflow the girls with tons of useless message without ever being in thailand, many of them asking for pics-videocall. Many girls are very tired with them, for this they dont like to chat too much with guys dont live in Thailand or still have long time to wait before their trip to LOS.

For all the tourist who want to use TF and social network avoid all the girls that write in their profile about love/relationship/long time take care. And stay on the girls ready to have fun, is not difficult at all to organize a ST/LT with TF, many girls are ready to delivery service in your room.

Ladyboys
Many pre-op LBs have alot of hormone injections, not all are aggressive or thief. In fact post-op LBs are more psyco than pre-op.
For those who want to try LBs do it, dont be much scared for nothing, just use the common sense and everythings will be fine.
Pickpocket Is not frequent in thailand, of course could happen just dont walk around drunk and you will understand if someone try to steal your wallet. If you are scared by LB street walkers, BKK is full of LBs gogo and bars or use TF for delivery service in your room.

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Reply #16 Dr.A's post

I must admit I started on Thai Friendly way to early last trip and girls did lose interest. Dr A is correct saying there are a lot of time wasters out there hoping to jerk off to some photos etc.

I am in Bangkok in four weeks time and have decided not to use Thai Friendly this trip. I am meeting a girl who I met on Thai Friendly and travelling with her for a few days. More a tourist guide with no sex expected.

To be honest I don't know why people bother with social media in Bangkok when every street has hundreds of available girls.

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jake.houston   21-8-2017 10:21   Karma   +10   I love TF for one reason. Real girls and real dates. I always pay them, but that is my choice. GFE to the max.  

That is true. The one I did bed gave great GFE

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cruman999   22-8-2017 11:32  Karma  +2   She had to provide GFE because that was all she had going for her unless your into smothering now :)
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QUOTE:
Originally posted by obe at 8/20/17 08:18 PM
To be honest I don't know why people bother with social media in Bangkok when every street has hundreds of available girls.

I think it may be primarily two reasons. You read a lot of (exaggerated) stories on online forums from guys saying how easy it was to pickup girls from TF/Line/Skout/Tinder/etc. And you think that you'll be the one to find that diamond in the rough non-pro GFE.

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Originally posted by obe at 8/20/17 08:18 PM
I am meeting a girl who I met on Thai Friendly and travelling with her for a few days. More a tourist guide with no sex expected.

The girl most interested in and insistent on meeting me turned out to be way in the south of Thailand. Great face, legs and cleavage. Fluent in English as well. It was my own fault for not paying attention to where she said she was in her profile. I didn't realize until a week before arriving and flying down from Bangkok just to meet her would've been silly.

Another girl I was and still continue to chat with today is very girl next door. We've become much more like friends with daily chats like you would have with any regular friend. Looking forward to making a return trip to Bangkok and just hanging out with a fellow foodie buddy in her.

In an amusing turn of events, I civilian I met way back in 2011 found me on TF. She lost interest in me after I left then and I wasn't interested in her anymore. But she hounded me me on TF. I couldn't even remember her name but she remembered everything about me including my hotel and the places we went.

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Reply #10 UCPorn's post

At the major gogo bars in BKK, most girls dance with tops and bottoms.  There are a number of bars where a percentage of girls will show their breasts, dance on the top floor with no underwear or be fully nude in the bath.

In some of the smaller bars, particularly in Patpong and Cowboy, you can sometimes get more play.  I have not been in those bars recently, but within the last few years there was still quite a bit of opportunity for action; however I have never seen or head of DATY and don't imagine it would be possible.

As previous posters noted, Pattaya is a different story (at least some of the bars)

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