[UK][LONDON] Irada via Diva Escorts - Slim robotic Russian - Nov 2020
Date & Time of Session: Nov 2020, 12noon
Location: Earls Court
Name: 'Irada' via Diva Escorts
https://www.divaescort.com/girls/brunette-out-calls-only-irada
Nationality & Language: Russian, poor english
Face: 5/10
Body: 9/10 (so nearly a ten)
Skill: 4/10 (for a pro, very very poor)
Service: 4/10
GFE: 3/10.
PSE: 0/10
Price & Session Length: £200 (60 mins)
Repeat: 'Irada' not (sorry, I had to)
I was in two minds about writing this review as these reviews cost girls money. But at the end of the day, these girls should know that they have to work as hard as we do to earn money not just open their legs.
So on with the review.
The Choice
I had 2 choices this weekend. A Chinese girlfriend messaged me that she knew a girl who looked Japanese (but was Chinese) and she needed some customers, usually she is Chinese only but… …current circumstances. She was asking £220 (£20 obviously being my friends fee) for an hr, sex, owo and kissing. Nothing more. Sounded good enough as she looked really Japanese and it’s been a long time. So we talk and I ask her why she only see’s Chinese men, and it basically boils down to subtle racism, which I hate. So I say no, I’m not giving money to a racist Chinese girl, no matter how naive.
Second option was a russian escort agency (‘Diva’ to you other Londoners here). As there seems to be a sale on and some girls where cheaper than they have ever been. And I haven’t seen a non-Asian girl for a while and I was curious.
So, I chose Diva.
I chose a girl called ‘Irada’ because she was a size 6 and quite pretty (from her movies on another website anyway). She seemed playful and happy and that’s a turn on for me. When a girl is happy to see you then things go well. Also, she was quite tall which I wanted to see as I missed those long legs that these girl have.
The Booking
All done very well by Diva, this is what they are paid to do and they do it well. No problems at all.
The Meet
I booked in the morning on a weekend as I like this time at the moment. Afterwards I usually go for a walk in Hyde Park for some exercise so it fits in well with my schedule.
Location has a nice basement flat between Earls Court and High Street Kensington. Probably £3K a mont in rent. I had to chuckle as I passed a place I once rented for a girl via AIrbnb for the day. What a disaster she was.
I was on time, knocked on the door, magic door (because lingerie) and we are face to face. First impression is ok, she is a little older than her photos of course. Obviously reduced from previous prices because she is getting older. Non-Asian girls don’t age well. Very nervous, as she has a right to be with strange men turning up at her door but got (a little) warmer as time went by.
Bodywise, fantastic, perfect, definitely her money maker so she keeps it well kept. No complaints there. Though, as Asian girls are, sometimes slim girls can be a bit boney inside their pussies, as I found myself hitting bone now an again. Seems like a little bit of fat outside also helps on the inside. Also, she’s a Volkswagon dressed as a Porsche. Not fit, just slim.
So, she is nervous, I am nervous (I’m always nervous first time meeting a girl) and things are a bit weird. I initiate and she starts the usual technique. It was nothing special so I will just list the order.
- Kissing (lips, neck, breasts)
- Off with lingerie
- Condom on
Wait? What? So yes, OWO is listed on their website but she says it’s for regulars. Which is bullshit. I’m not going to argue as that would ruin it even more so I use a 0.01 and make the most of it.
- OW (very light but will go on as long as you want probably, uses fingers at base and will go a bit deeper if you ask)
- CG, Missionary, Doggie and done.
All completely robotic and silent. I’m louder than she is which I hate. A girl moaning is almost 50% for me, even if fake (but not too fake).
30 minutes in and I’m considering wrapping it up.
But I don’t as I’m still hard, so we make weak conversation (3 years here and her english is not good). Without good conversation you can’t build rapport and it’s just awkward. Lesson learned, make sure she can speak good english.
So, we repeat, same list but with small changes. Not feeling it so I tell her I’m done. We chat a bit more, I shower and I’m out of there 10 mins early. Something I have NEVER done before. I just wanted to leave, better things to do with my time.
Conclusion
If I’d paid £300 for that I would be fuming. At £200, I’m neutral, £150 and I would let it go.
To summarise with pros and cons.
Pros
Great body, taller than advertised
Nice place and shower
Nice music (Portishead, hadn’t heard that in a while)
Nice girl (but obviously not engaged)
Smelled nice
Bit shy (could be a con, but I like it)
Cons
Showing her age (and I’m used to Asian girl who just look young)
No emotion
Didn’t lead but that could be my fault as I don’t lead first time as I want to see what they do.
OW (not as advertised)
Hotel towels (sandpaper)
I was looking at her other reviews on the Diva website and I’m wondering who these idiots are. Some do mentioned she didnt do OWO with them so some must be real reviews. These guys must not hav had sex for a long time or she was good at some point. I guess when you’ve had awesome service for £100-£150, paying £200 for average service is annoying. They have other girls but I’m really just considering going with inexperienced SA girls or tying a knot in it until the real girls come back to town.
…and that’s that. I guess is racist Chinese girl later this week. | |
