Linda Honey Bee Massage
Date & Time of Session: Jan 11, 2019 1300
Location: HoneyBee Massage
Name: Linda
Link: http://honeybeemassagebangkok.com
Nationality & Language: Thai/English because I speak no Thai
Age:28 According to the website. I’d say it’s accurate or at least close
Face: 7/10
Body: 7/10 I found her tattoo on her stomach distracting
Skill: 9/10
Service: 10/10
GFE: 6/10
PSE: 0/0
Price & Session Length 2200/1 hour
Repeat:N
Decided I couldn’t afford Tokyo (which was my plan for this vacation) so went to Bangkok instead. I decided to go to Bangkok Bunny Massage. No one was there even though they open at 11? OK, same chain has several other joints on that alley. Nope, NO ONE THERE! Weird. OK... We’ll try Honey Bee, and if not then I’ll go elsewhere. They were open, talked to the mamasan, said I waned a one hour nuru, and picked Linda. I paid and she led me over to one of the “closed” shops that were now open and we headed upstairs.
The room was actually OK, but you need to be careful of slipping. Once Linda got her basket, we stripped and showered with some minor fondling. She then proceeded with an oil massage. Wha??? Look, ultimately I’m here to bust a nut, and the price difference is like a whopping $100 extra, so I’ll just deal with it. Wrong? Probably, but whatever. The oil massage was so so. For a massage it sucked, but it got me stirring, especially after the flip when we went B2B. Even face down feeling her nipples running along my back did something.
The massage transitioned to her playing with my junk and then a BBBJ.She then got on top and rode for probably 10 minutes. After that was missionary, but I’m tired to be honest (jet lag and it’s humid as shit!). She sucked me some more, then went for Reverse CG. More Hj/BJ and some fondling on my part, then she spun around for 69. I still hadn’t nutted so she popped on a second condom and fucked me some more in CG. I STILL hadn’t finished, so she suced me AGAIN, then we switched to her juggling the basis and me rubbing. I then asked for her to masturbate. She did and within two minutes  .
Remember how I said I asked for nuru and got oil? Well, she went about 10 minutes over, so it kinda balanced out. I liked Linda. She’s a bit larger than the pics suggest, but her tits are just as good as you’d think. She’s pleasant to be around but approaching businesslike. It didn’t feel mechanical, but... I think y’all know what I mean. All in all I was satisfied, and that’s what matters, right?
As we were dressing she mentioned that she came once and I took forever. I did take forever, but to be honest I never noticed her getting off. Either it was supposed to be a “morale boost” for some reason or she is definitely NOT a screamer.
I say I wouldn’t repeat and that’s true. I DID find it to be OK, but this is Bangkok. There’s a LOT more out there and I’m guessing I can find someone FAR more enjoyable. | |
2200/1 hour 
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