TR Balloon - First time punting, most awk experience of my life
wAlright, gather round fellas. I've got a story that is out of the norm for ya'll. I am typically a winner in my personal life, and I'm well aware that people reading this post will either get laughs or cringe hard. Either way, I've enjoyed reading peoples' posts and feel obligated to post this story. It's clear to me in retrospect that I wanted to have an escort experience more than I wanted to have sex/get off.
Location: TST
Name: TR Balloon http://go141.com/en/A83824-TST-HoneyGirls-TRBalloon.html (I got bait and switched, girl is not the same as the listing)
Nationality & Language: Thai
Age: I could be really bad at telling age, probably late 20's to mid 30's
Face: 3/10, didn't match pics
Body: 5/10
Skill: pretty bad
Service: she definitely put some effort into it
GFE: n/a
PSE: n/a
Price & Session Length: 800 + 100 tip
Repeat: LOL
For many reasons, I've been wanting to experience having an escort. I recently ended a long term relationship (who was also the only person I've had sex with) and I also (relatively) hit the jackpot with a new job that paid double my last job (I'm in the $130k's USD) now). I thought to myself this trip I would have some experiences I haven't before.
Working with the agent: He speaks workable english, hotel was easy enough to get to in TST.
The girl: Below average. Didn't match the profile at all, but for some reason I felt like I just had to have this experience. She didn't look so bad that I was immediately repulsed. Inside, it started off nicely and she gave me some pecks on the cheek and neck while undressing me. Being an awkward and cringey newbie I tried communicating to her it was my first time with a "professional." She responds saying she didn't speak English. Queue fumbling around with google translate but the thai isn't making sense to her either (must have gotten the grammar incorrect or something). I think the net effect of that was she thought I was a virgin. y i k e s
By now I'm feeling a lot of anxiety. I think partly cause I'm just not physically attracted to this girl at all, partly because the only sex I've had in the past was in a deeply intimate relationship where I had sex with the same partner probably over 1,000 times. I'm just way out of my comfort zone (and starting to get the sense that junior is not down for whats about to happen), and it's my first time having a stranger who I also can't communicate with at all seeing me naked. She takes my shirt off and comments me on my muscles, grabbing my arms and my shoulders. Takes my pants off and is doing the same to my thighs. Takes my boxers off and junior is standing at -15% attention. Really bro? I need you to have my back right now. I'm so not into it that all the blood has left my glans and not only is it smaller than I've ever seen it but also is it kindof cold and clammy to the touch
We go to the bath and she runs the water. Gives me a decent wash. Puts soap all over herself and starts gliding her body on mine, which felt nice. Some LFK and grabbing at/looking at her (small) ass. My thoughts were like "this is kind of neat" but at the same time, still not excited.
She's washing junior and his message to me is pretty much "noooo why are you doing this to me? I don't want this freak bitch!" Around this time I'm thinking should I just ask her for a shoulder rub and then pay her and leave? Nope, will see this through!
She does some nipple play and is trying to give me a handjob, tries to do bbbj too. juniors kind of getting there but again, zero aroused brain activity. I ask to go to the bed cause it's just feeling awkward laying back in a cramped bath tub.
We go to the bed and I get a bit more comfortable. More of the same play and juniors starting to get hard. I'm closing my eyes, trying to get in the zone and borderline meditating so I can get it up. No way I'm going to let this working girl remember me forever as the virgin who couldn't get it up. I cap myself, lube up, and spin her around for some doggy. Now that I can't see her face and I'm more in control I'm getting into it. Junior goes from a -15% (in the bath) to a 40% (on the bed) to now a 90%. She's asking for more lube and has a pretty small frame overall, so now I'm once again not getting into it because I feel like I'm hurting this chick.
She asks to change position and I'm getting soft looking at her face again. She's got her hair up in this bun that makes her look like some kind of bird. I'm also not used to wearing condoms at all and I quickly deflate. After this point I can never really get it up past 60% again. It was like forcing myself to eat food after I was already full and spontaneously lost the sense of taste. She says "don't feel good??" and I say something, can't remember, but she probably can't fucking understand anyways, why even ask me?? Switch to CG and she's giving it her best try, really smashing it down on me, but that's just not good technique at all and I was feeling borderline raped. Y I K E S
Took the cap off and finished with HE and CIM. We clean up, I pay her and decide to throw in 100 for fucks.
In retrospect, I'm overall glad I had this experience. I'll say again, I was more interested in having the experience than I was interested in having crazy and wild sex. I wasn't horny at all the day of, walking up, or anytime inside. It would have been nice, but for 900 HKD I learned a lot about myself. It also didn't help that my ex is a 10/10, was a 100/10 PSE in the bed, and we also banged a lot on mind altering substances....in retrospect it was naive of me to expect I could have anything close to a similar experience with an 800 HKD wg.
I'm headed to Tokyo next and was considering a special from a korean agency that would send 3 girls to you for 2,800 HKD or 4 girls to you for 3,500 HKD. All of those girls have personal "blogs" that they regular post unedited videos and photos to, so unless they just send a totally different girl (which would be rare for japan), it should be legit. The agency itself is also reviewed well on the japanese mongering sites. I'm not sure if I want to open myself up to that awkwardness again, but wondering if it was a combination of first time jitters, language barrier, and the girl being fugly. The korean girls don't speak japanese, so they are skilled at using google translate to communicate with typically japanese clientele. What do you guys think, should I give it a try? I'm honestly leaning towards no.
On the other hand, that girl and I have been talking about getting back together and settling down (we split up because not sure if we wanted to continue to marriage, so took a "break"). There's a good chance punting just isn't my cup of tea
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