RockyRockstar
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26-8-2018 00:15 |
The art of the perfect hand job
It’s amazing how many WGs (or women in general) are shit at hand jobs. It’s hardly rocket science is it? Yet so many can’t grasp (ahem) the art of yanking you off to a satisfactory manner. If only all girls could follow these three simple rules:
1) Give me a good hard grip. My dick isn’t made of candy floss, grip like your life depends on it!
2) Concentrate on the head. Don’t just stroke my shaft and think you are gods gift to porn, make sure your fingers come up and touch the most sensitive part of my schlong please.
3) When i start cumming don’t put your feet up and start reading a book. So many girls like to stop or slow down at the first sign of spunk, keep going till every last drop has been excreted from my manhood!
So perhaps if someone could translate this into Mandarin Cantonese & Thai we could print it onto business cards and hand them out to the WGs all over Asia. Then next time I get wanked off by a girl maybe, just maybe, I’ll get the surprise of my life..... | |
| theworm |
26-8-2018 11:38 |
Acceptance +5 |
Original |
| batman108 |
26-8-2018 14:23 |
Acceptance +2 |
Awesome and thanks |
| porkchops |
28-8-2018 06:44 |
Acceptance +6 |
I agree, and some don't quite get it even after an explanation and being guided through it... |
| Marcade |
28-8-2018 19:05 |
Acceptance +3 |
It kinda is .. hard rocket .. science .. :-$ |
| aurufc |
31-8-2018 18:18 |
Acceptance +5 |
Also makes a difference if they are inexperienced in either cut or uncut - same as BBBJ |
| Nycpunter |
30-9-2018 12:16 |
Acceptance +1 |
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