The one Sauna
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Thread Subject: The One Spa, Landmark Hotel (aka No. 1 Spa)
Date & Time of Session: ~5pm to ~11pm Saturday, 28th July 2018
Location: Landmark hotel, second floor
First of all, I’d like to thank all those who posted before me as I’d never have known anything about Macau saunas until I stumbled across the forum. The wealth of information provided by all contributors helped me chose the right spa for me and smoothed out a lot of the awkward conversations a first timer would likely have. I’m hoping that my post will give back to the forum.
I chose the One as I was comfortable paying a bit more for a premium in terms of spa layout (no guys facing each other) and the quality of the girls. The Shuntak ferry terminal had helpful staff and they provided me the 2300 HKD voucher which included ferry tickets, two treatments and one standard girl (note they did not accept credit cards so make sure you have cash). Also, they advertise the Spa as No. 1 Spa.
The ride to Macau was uneventful, but at the terminal, I couldn’t find the shuttle bus for the Landmark hotel despite several people telling me it was around. I gave up and took the bus to the Rio and walked the short distance to the Landmark. I made sure to enter at the front and went up the flight of stairs to the right and then found the escalator up one more flight to the entrance of the sauna. I found out later that a lot of girls start around 4pm-5pm so I showed up at a good time. Also, I was told that it was quiet for a Saturday for some reason (they noted it was school holidays so dads were likely unable to show up for any fun?).
As others have mentioned, it’s a bit weird to have guys look at you undress at the lockers but I got over it as there was no other customer around and they tended to turn away. I didn’t realize that the small plastic pouch is for your phone to take in so I put my glasses and wallet in there too. I only realized the mistake when he handed it to me and I asked him to just leave it all in the locker (which stunk a bit at the end but that’s another story…). He locked it with my band and a manager key.
I went in and took the tip from the forum and used the first shower on the left for more privacy after collecting a towel, slippers and wristband. I used the hot water baths (as I was the only one) and it felt like a very relaxing start. There didn’t seem to be any girls offering a body scrub so I ducked straight into the lounge as I wanted to save all my capital for real action.
I chose an empty row which was easy as there were only about 5 other customers on the floor. It’s a bit surreal hanging out in the same large room with a bunch of other guys but living with an unwritten rule not to talk to one another and to mind your own business. The TV reception is a bit crap which is a shame as all the TVs are decent sized HD units.
I didn’t get any service at first but then I realized there is a call button at the end of the cushion. I pressed it and asked them to explain to me what I was entitled to from the voucher. They seemed keen to push the “thigh massage” as I assume that’s the real money maker for them (these girls were dressed in a light green/aqua short skirt and top which really showed off their legs and asses but probably hid any tummy bumps). I politely declined and took the foot massage (older ladies in reddish tops) and a head massage (pink suited girls) at the same time. I wasn’t that impressed so I didn’t order a facial massage which I was tempted by but obviously, what was I expecting at a place like this?
I’m ethnically Chinese and speak some Mandarin but even the euphemisms they used stumped me so I can appreciate how difficult it can be for those whom only speak English. The phrase for ejaculation had something to do with a helicopter taking off?
I had some cola to try and wake up as jet lag meant I didn’t sleep well the night before. I napped a bit and then decided it was time to ask for a lineup, hoping that more than 10 girls had shown up by now. I was far from disappointed. One of the female managers took me to the back and was helpful in answering any questions I had. She explained the difference in pricing tiers (I think around 2300 for a basic girl, 2730 for a Model and around 4000 or so for Korean, Japanese or Russian). I’ve personally had a Japanese girlfriend before and Russians are available in London where I’m based. I thought a Korean would be worth trying but 173 didn’t impress me with her looks. I wanted to try a PRC girl since they’re a bit harder to find in my part of the world. I was taken a back by how many girls there were, I counted 40-50 so was in a daze. I think I pissed off the Russians since I didn’t give them much of a look. I liked the face and body of 833 and was told that she is Chinese so I pulled the trigger. I figured that I’d have a round two after some food and sleep in the lounge.
Name: 833
Nationality & Language: Chinese (inner Mongolia)
Age: Unknown, forgot to ask
Face: 4/5
Body: 4/5, medium but natural breasts
Skill: 4/5
Service: 3.5/5
GFE: 3/5
PSE: N/A
Price & Session Length: Shuntak ferry coupon +400 extra
Repeat: Probably not
After being chosen, all the girls disappeared and some of them looked a bit disgusted. I’m obviously guessing but I think they probably don’t see a lot of 30 something asian guys that have a bit of gym time clocked in? Maybe they thought I’d be an easy lay in terms of service requirements.
833 met me quite quickly in my room and she noted that she’d prefer to speak in Mandarin. She told me she was from inner Mongolia. She gave a nice body to body massage on the table after washing. The One management needs to take note that these tables are not comfortable on the knees (either that or someone on this forum needs to tell me the secret to lying comfortably on one). She gave some BBBJ but we proceeded to the bed quite quickly. She had a good bush of hair down their which is not my kind of thing and she commented on my recently shaved nether region. We put it down to cultural differences between east and west. She did the mouthwash BJ which I’m guessing is a quick way to disinfect clients?
After some cuddling but no FK or DATY, we got on with it in missionary. We finished faster than I’d have liked but it was a nice slow f&ck to start. I enjoyed it and even though we had a chat before the last shower and leaving, I didn’t feel like we connected. She confided in me that she was scared of American guys as she’d only been there 2 weeks but one American had a penis so large that she just told him she couldn’t take it in. She negotiated a hand job and the customer was apparently quite understanding. No problems from my end  She also discussed the pricing structure with me and noted that Russian, Japanese and Korean girls only cost more because there are fewer of them in that part of the world (makes sense). She also noted that she believed that the Vietnamese girls provided the best service as she feels they are culturally more tuned in to what a man wants and seem more willing to fulfill their desires.
I took note and headed back out for more cola and a snack (every snack and drink on the menu hit the spot for me, I particularly liked the egg and the pork chop as well as the carrot and apple juice).
I noticed one thigh masseuse who looked closer to 30 but seemed attractive to me. After my snack and nap, I decided to try it out in a private room. She noted that FS from one of the thigh massage girls would cost 6000. She said management decided that if customers wanted to throw money away, they’d take it as it is quite standard other spas in the area. It is priced this high simply to encourage customers to look at the girls in the back. She noted that it’s all about balancing the business so that all the working women could make a living based on what they were comfortable doing. She seemed turned off when I told her that 6000 was very expensive (I think she’s used to sleeping with real ballers who see 2000 and 6000 as pretty much the same amount). She noted that due to the recent corruption crackdown on the mainland, a lot of customers had stopped coming as they were fearful of being called out on big spends that would lead to investigations. We had good conversation and “accidentally” ran into the second session. I figured I’d cut her the slack and 285 was no big deal in the grand scheme of things. The thigh massage is nice but just isn’t my cup of tea… Feels like the fast track to begin blue balled. Might as well stay in a strip club in that case.
Name: 997
Nationality & Language: Vietnamese
Age: 23
Face: 4.5/5
Body: 4/5, medium but natural breasts
Skill: 5/5
Service: 4/5
GFE: 5/5
PSE: N/A
Price & Session Length: 2730 with 500 discount for second girl (or something close to that)
Repeat: Definitely
I had more food, cola and another nap (jet lag really slows me down). But then I felt refreshed enough that I thought round two was in order and decide that a Vietnamese girl was the way to go for me (tick another country off the list). This time, the line up was happening in the main pool area. 833 saw me but didn’t really acknowledge me. The female manager was very helpful and answered my questions about each girl I thought was cute. About 3 line ups in, 997 showed up like a Valkyrie coming through the clouds. I confirmed she was Vietnamese and decided I needed to be quick and to take her to Valhalla before any of the other older dudes did anything (there were about 8 or 9 guys now). The oldest dude was seated next to me and seemed to give me a dirty look when I called her number quite quickly. Sorry, you snooze, you lose. 997 didn’t really look at me or smile like some of the other girls, but I didn’t care. I thought I’d wait for the performance in the room.
A few minutes later, she came in and I’d turned the porn TV on this time (shame it kept looping through some Japanese S&M that I wasn’t really into but the porn star’s moans did help to get me hard during the session). 997 looked beautiful to me. A real stunner, totally worth the higher model cost, especially with the 500 discount for the second girl. She washed me and did a quick nuru massage like the first girl but her moans were more convincing. She noted that was into my muscles and I liked caressing her legs as I was on the table. The only thing she could improve on is her initial BBBJ skills to get me hard. She’s only 23 so I was still happy to have her company.
When we finally got to the bed, that’s where the action really started. I FK her almost straight away (not deep but still meaningful) and she responded in kind. I rubbed her nipples and gently massaged her LS. I couldn’t believe how wet she was already. I licked her love juice that had collected on my finger and was instantly hooked on the taste. She gave me more BBBJ but then I asked her if I could do the same for her. She quickly obliged and lay on her back. DATY went on for ages. I think she genuinely enjoyed it as did I. Her taste was so pure that it was just such a turn on for me.
Eventually, we put the hat on and she was happy with doggie. We did it like we were newly weds who hadn’t been allowed to go at it until that night. When I finally finished, we cleaned up a bit and she lay in my arms for the rest of the time, talking and kissing. I’m more into the GFE rather than PSE. If you are lucky enough to spend time with 997, please take good care of her. She’s a sweet girl. After the shower, she kissed me as we parted ways near the lounge.
I had some more food and fruit juice, showered, settled the bill and left. No one asked me for tips during the whole time so I’m not sure if I messed up and was meant to offer along the way. The final bill was 3200 MOP on top of the 2300 HKD. I did the math and it was about 535 GBP or 700 USD at time of writing.
Was it expensive? Heck, yeah! But for me it was worth every pence. I had a once in a lifetime experience, was entertained and comfortable for the most part for 6-7 hours, well fed, and found a beautiful girl that I’d fallen in love with at the spur of the moment. Only wish I could have had the ability to take her back to HK but obviously, that wasn’t likely. Would have been willing to book a hotel room in Macau for the night if she’d been able to leave.
A couple of other things for beginners like me:
1.) Don’t be afraid to turn down services on the floor. Just be firm and polite.
2.) Thigh massages are a waste of time and money, just move on to the main event (unless you have credit from the voucher).
3.) Realize that if you’re nice to the girls and actually focus on what they’d enjoy, you’re both likely to have a better time. Both girls noted to me that a lot of clients just want to shoot their load as quick as possible and don’t care if the girl enjoys it or not.
4.) The food is simple but free and will keep you going. Stick with the snacks or other smaller portions. Get some caffeine into the system, you’ll be less bloated and feel more up for it.
5.) When the line up happens, it’s every man for himself. Make sure you know what you want (i.e. country the girl is from) and then pull the trigger on the one you fancy most. Whether she smiles at you or not is not always an indication of the quality of the experience.
The last thing that the sauna made me realize is that prostitution in a controlled environment like in Macau is the way to go. It’s safe for both sides and women not willing to give it all can also do less well paying jobs such as the massage route. I think the thigh masseuses had the best position as they can decide if they want to go FS if a baller shows up and is interested. | |
She also discussed the pricing structure with me and noted that Russian, Japanese and Korean girls only cost more because there are fewer of them in that part of the world (makes sense). She also noted that she believed that the Vietnamese girls provided the best service as she feels they are culturally more tuned in to what a man wants and seem more willing to fulfill their desires.