[Singapore] Laksa Boy Forums - ARGH!
Date of session: 25th March 2017
Location: Incall / hotel in Singapore
Name: God Knows
Face: 4/10
Body: 6/10
Skill: 7/10
Service: 5/10
Estimated Age: Late 20's/early 30's, stomach had ex-baby fat
Price: $120 + $10 tip + $30 for 2 hours in hotel
Agent: http://www.laksaboy.org/forumdis ... S-EXCLUSIVE-ESCORTS
Language: Thai, barely any English
Pros: Sucked a great dick
Con: Everything else
Summary:
So I was pre-gaming on Tinder with a couple of girls in Singapore. Some local hotties, some Filipino, and one in particular. I met her for dinner last night, went to dinner and came back to find out she had paid. It wasn't a cheap restaurant either, so I was impressed. 5" something girl, anyway, long story short (because I'm reviewing another girl and this girl was a civvy) .. we end up at my hotel making out but her sister has some fever so she had to go (apparently still in hospital with her today). We kissed and we both left wet and horny af. Now, not knowing if I was going to see her the next day (today) I had one thing on my mind...
So I reach out to TomYam69 yesterday. He said all good for today. I message to find out about a girl named Nikki, and he blocks me on What's App. Then WeChat. Then ignored my SMS. No idea why, the chat yesterday was fine and I said today I'd find out when she was working. I asked if Nikki was available today then got blocked. So fuck you, TomYam69. A lot of those style sites (forum + access + girls + cheaper prices + goto random place then end up in a hotel room or apartment) have been hit and miss lately. PacificStars, Dreamz88, Siam Angels etc - years ago, they were great. See my old report. I had a 3 some and one of the Thai girls was cat walk bikini model territory - amazing punt in a luxurious apartment, and cheap af. Now..
Last few times I've been in Singapore I've used the various sites I listed above. Year on year, worse service, bait and switch, BS from pimp, sites dropping like flies, quality dropping.. Thai girls world wide are either getting more expensive, less quality and terrible service (I live in Europe - same deal there). I guess the times are changing for Thai girls? So I thought this time I'd do some research. After being heart broken by TomYam69, I looked on here and found some links to Laksa Boy Forums.
So I end up here -> http://www.laksaboy.org/forumdis ... S-EXCLUSIVE-ESCORTS and I ask to book a tarma with Ariel + Gracey (check them out, hot!!). All goes to plan. I get told hotel to arrive at, even tho it's pissing down. In the taxi, I get told to goto another one along the way. Then, when I get there, I get told to book a room for 2 hours for $30. I lost my cool with pimp, but he said "hard rain bro" and it was raining pretty hard. I get there and there's an oldish looking Thai girl in the lobby, so I guess it's her.
I get to the room. Tell him the number. Then he says there is no girls avail for tarma, so he's sending someone else. I ask him to confirm if he's Ariel or Gracey. No reply. Girl knocks on my door. I think fuck it, I'm here, I'm horny. So not only bait and switch, but just a complete fucking waste of time so far. But my balls are like two watermelons right now after being dick teased by a civvy last night so I NEED this. I also dropped a Viagra so I can't let that goto waste.
Girl comes in. We undress, quick shower. On bed, great BBBJ. Really good technique (even tho she had braces, I was scared she was going to shred my dick like a cheese shredder) but was great. Slow and deep, she knew how to suck a dick. As expected, without too long, the dom comes in. She rides me on top cowgirl. Then on her feet but still cowgirl. I am pounding away and she is getting wet, making lots of noises. She has real tits, small, I paid them a bit of attention but not much. I wasn't too pleased with the girl or my mood so I was purely in the mood for fucking. I asked her for a facial and she says no, then I say CIM and she says no and tells me to cum on her tits. So I turn her over, and do her in kind of a missionary... deep and slow while I played with her clit. She seemed to really dig that. Then I goto pound town and drive her into the bed like a drill 
After lots of fucking, it's time to blow. I get her on her needs, com off, instruct her to jerk me off on her tits. I hold them together so I have a view and she jerks me off. Good cum, all over her chest and dripped onto the floor. She runs to the bathroom etc. I then ask for a massage, she did minimal - like 5-10 minutes. I asked her to do more which she did, then had the nerve to ask for a tip (which I ended up giving her $10 but anyway.. it's the charitable guy in me that wanted to be nice).
So 30 mins in, and done, she's getting dressed to leave. If she was hot and if I was in a better mood I would have pushed my hour out.
So all in all, a terrible punt. I didn't double check photos on laskaboy forums, given about how EVERY single fucking page talks about how they have genuine policies in place for photos etc AND because I checked on here and it seemed to be a reputable link (albeit the forum post that mentioned the forum was yearsold).
So yeah, I'm a bit pissed off. Years ago, I pounded so many hot Asian girls here.. I mean.. they would make a KILLING from people like me who just want to come pound a hot girl. Even outcall. I know the bars and Ipanema has better girls etc but that's not going to help me at midday on a Saturday.
So from now on.. I am going to avoid these forums etc until I have done my research and I am SURE as fuck that I am getting the real deal. These forum sites can goto hell. I will try ez141sg next and failing that, stick to Ipanema (which I might not have time goto tonight .. I have an early flight Sunday morning).
Anyway. Frustrated. How fucking hard is it to get a threesome with 2 hot girls in this town?! lol | |
