FN #8580 - L-A-Z-Y
Prelude
Feeling adventurous, I figure I'd check out the otherside of Macau, Cotai Central.
Picked up a FN (return ferry ticket) and headed over to Macau mid afternoon. In hind site, I really should of requested a Taipa ticket since it's closer. Nevertheless, it was a smooth voyage and arrived a little after an hour. It wasn't as crowded on board which was great. Unfortunately, misfortune started shortly after clearing customs.
First, the escalators to the hotel shuttles was under repair, so civilised patrons queued to use the ONLY elevator. This obviously isn't applicable to the mainlanders as their time is more important than yours. Finally got to the otherside and hunted the shuttle for Venetian. Fail. Hotel shuttles are stationed on the same side as the terminal to Taipa. So back through the maze and onto the shuttle to the hotel, or so I thought. Boarded a shuttle and headed over to Taipa but this shuttle stops at Galaxy and everyone had to disembark for a connection shuttle. So I boarded another shuttle which I thought would take me over to Venetian but ended up at Taipa terminal! The shuttle I was on was not heading back to the hotels so I had to wait for another. Eventually arrived, checked-in and decided to have an early evening and get a fresh start the next day.
For the most part, the Cotial strip's quite nice with all the pretty lights. It's a long and wide boulevard with casinos and hotels on both sides, each as epic in scale as the other. SW can be had since they congregated outside of Parisian and New World. Solicitation is merciless and even hands you their business cards should you turn them down. Prices starts from MOP1,500 for a session and includes massage and one pop. Didn't inquire any further since I had other plans this evening.
FN Session starts HERE
Arrived by taxi a little after 8pm (MOP89) and was ushered into FN. New frosted glass doors that only opens if invited upstairs, otherwise everything else still the same. Showered, robed, sat down and the onslaught of service providers begins their assault on services. Smoked, drank and watched the hustle and bustle of people coming and going, quite entertaining actually. Overheard a few conversations and the banter between the service providers and patrons were hilarious. I guess everyone knows the deal here whereby swapping notes and recommendations of which girl to pick doesn't seem out of place, in actual fact, quite the norm.
Only a few eye candy frequent the floor. 728 assigned at the robe looked alright, she had a large rack but didn't seem interested in me as a punt so I passed. Another hunny walked the floor but I didn't catch the number nor did she showed interest, so another loss.
Cost: HKD2088
Includes:
- Choice of Viet, Thai & selected Mainlander
- 60min Session
- 2x Freebie (choice of shoulder massage, thigh massage, leg massage, pedicure, unwaxing ear and or body scrub)
- (selected) food and drinks
*Note: HE can be had in thigh massage and body scrub @ a premium (additional HKD800)
On with the deed. A little over an hour in I asked to see a line up. No longer do the ladies comes out to the lounge for the line up, SOP is now for the punter to head down the back (pass the canteen) to pick.
The offer at my line up (Not worthy of the additional cost IMHO):
- 2x Japanese,
- 1x Korean,
- 3x Mainland (models),
- 3x Russian,
There were 3 mainlanders (spinners) to choose from (no additional cost) and another dozen made up of Viets and Thais. I didn't want to gawk any longer pacing back and forth and picked 8580 then waltzed hand in hand to our room. It was all roses until behind closed doors. She switched on JAV and excused herself to return with her kit.
My attempts to reignite sparks met with dispair as she was set on her SOP. The mechanics in her routine is down pact, there were no tangents whatsoever. Disrobe, disheartened soapy wash, bittersweet boob massage (back then front), quick BBBJ, CG, DG followed by mish. If you haven't dropped your load by then, then it's HJ until time's up. Any deviation is a no, no. Rinse, dry, repeat. Humbug!
I swear I'm having the worst luck with unfamiliar mainlanders this trip - and I don't like it.
After a mediocre session, I gorged at the canteen before settling on what services I would take up. It didn't take long as I was approached by a couple of cuties from viet offering foot massage and thigh massage in the private room.
No sex in the champagne room
Sit down, pants off and we're off to a good start. Thigh technician sits up front while leg massage works and looks on from behind. None of them were shy molesting me, so much so, lil bro was thoroughly aroused. Now standing at full mast, thigh technician offers to complete the HJ for additional time (4x the normal session = MOP800). No one else takes their clothes off. No BJ of any description. No touching anywhere else with the exception for her to jerk you off - so, she can touch you but you cannot touch her. There's no denying the pink elephant in the room as tension rises with my disapproval. No further attention at lil bro as the session continues. Thigh technician made one last ditch attempt for extension so the session draws closer to an end, denied, so pants back on and made my way back to the lounge. What a cock tease.
Disparity
GI Joe 2 just started so I settled down and tried to make the best of it. Funny enough, overhearing another banter caught my attention. One of the manager's did a hard sell on their VIP package with a group that just sat down. They were a little too far away for me to catch the entire conversation and only caught bits and pieces - however, not enough to make sense of anything. If someone's clued in, what's included in the package?
It was a little over 2am by the time I decided to end my misery. Collected my ferry token and caught a taxi back to Venetian (MOP58) unsatisfied. This FN trip certainly wasn't as memorable as the last and I seriously contemplated whether to return to Macau if at all on the ride back. Everything's expensive but is it really worth the money? | |
