[Shanghai] [Escort] Baby oh Baby
Hi folks, Homer here.
It's been a while since last time writing a report but you know life's busy. Kids, family and work they all want to have their fair share of attention....and my little Homey also wants to have some attention from time to time. If you know what i mean 
You might know my friend Lenny - he's a horny bastard. The bugger lives in Shanghai now and likes to frequent the Saunas there, not for the massage that is. From time to time Homer manages to arrange a business trip to Shanghai and have a Duff or two with Lenny. And couple of weeks ago had such a trip.
So Homey was in Shanghai and Lenny was busy. D'oh! No time for Duff with him that night.  To make up for it he hooked me up with girl that was supposed to come to my room. A kind of girl I would like he said. I was a bit doubtful about the arrangement of a girl coming to my room. Not worried about co-workers catching me red-handed. Solo trip . But worried about safety . What do i do if the girl is no good and rejects to leave? Or robs me? Better lock up the valuables in the safe before she arrives. Nevertheless Lenny knows me well so I was sure it was going to be a great girl. Half an hour before my 'booking' Lenny sends me a wechat message reading: " Your kind of girl, isn't it? Have fun. L " There was also a link to the site (not sure i can post it here - so please PM me if you want the link)
And that's what I found on the site:
Baby Escort in Shanghai - Petite Tiny Teen Body
Name: Baby
Age: 19
Weight: 35 kg
Height: 145 cm
Body: Super Tiny with A-Cup
Service: Full Service Escort
"Shit - hopefully the age is correct. Don't want to end in a shanghai slammer" - Don't worry I have asked her in the room for a photo ID to make sure things are ok.
She arrived ahead of time, I was still on the phone with the boss and the poor girl had to wait in the hotel lobby for 10 mins. Need to fetch her from downstairs as the hotel uses door keys for lift security. Not practical for punting, but an obstable for your everyday criminal. Baby is easy to spot - even in her heel boots (decent street wear, nothing slutty thank heavens) she is tiny. Upstairs we go and I through my few words of mandarin at her in the lift to break the ice. No English. So it's sign language, fooling around and the occasional mobile phone translation.
Back in the room I lift her up for a welcome kiss - what can I tell you - she is light as a feather. Even me being no Hulk Hogan (sorry no vid) I can lift her easily. Off with the shoes and she a is shrinking a fair bit. But that's okay with Homer. With her built she reminds me of Korean American porn acctress Kitty Jung or if you prefer JAV she's like Shuna Kagami (if unfamiliar check pic below)
Clothes come off - saliva exchanged - exploring the Queen size - time for shower.
There I make two discoveries - the less pleasnt one were unshaved pits - if that bothers you, consider yourself warned.  The other was that the little thing speaks Canto! She is from the South and loves Hong Kong - she loves shopping! Realising my canto sucks she speaks slowly and is patient with my mispronuncations. Good girl. But it really helped in terms of communication.
Back to the 60 x 80 and let her taste little Homey. Her BJ skills are decent and enjoyable. She also enjoys a decent diner at the Y so flip her around easily (remember it's 35 airy kg or 77 lbs). It would have been even more delightful with shaved pussy, but that's not so common in the PRC. I have to make use of that fact she is super light and try the standing 69 that I see in the porn movies. Baby was little surprised, almost used to get tossed around by horny bastards.
Must do items were the stand-up fuck with her hanging on to me in front of the mirror. And of course top of the office desk, on the floor. And occassionally the bed. Believe me, it's super easy to move her around and she is very flexible too. She showed no sign of GDS and can take little Homer deep withhout any discomfort. Bingo! CIM was okay with her - but unfortunatley she didn't gulp down the spunk but spat it into tissue paper.
Wrapping up - PSE, check, GFE, check - did Larry get my taste right, check! Re-try? Haven't been back to SHG yet. Preferably sooner than later.
Questions or comments? Post them below.
tl:dr - Homey's PSE fucking a short and lightweight girl and would do her again. | |
To make up for it he hooked me up with girl that was supposed to come to my room. A kind of girl I would like he said. I was a bit doubtful about the arrangement of a girl coming to my room. Not worried about co-workers catching me red-handed. Solo trip . But worried about safety . What do i do if the girl is no good and rejects to leave? Or robs me? Better lock up the valuables in the safe before she arrives. Nevertheless Lenny knows me well so I was sure it was going to be a great girl. Half an hour before my 'booking' Lenny sends me a wechat message reading: " Your kind of girl, isn't it? Have fun. L " There was also a link to the site (not sure i can post it here - so please PM me if you want the link)
The other was that the little thing speaks Canto! She is from the South and loves Hong Kong - she loves shopping! Realising my canto sucks she speaks slowly and is patient with my mispronuncations. Good girl. But it really helped in terms of communication.