Hou Va #688
Date: 17 December 2015
Location: Hou Va Sauna, Macau
Nationality: Vietnam
Age: ~24
Face: 3.5 / 5
Body 2 / 5
Skill: 2.5 / 5
Price: MOP670
Session length: 1 hour
Repeat: No
I know Hou Va has received some decent ratings here and some field reports that are favorable. Stopped by recently and was thoroughly disappointed.
Yes, I know it is a budget sauna. Yes, I know the drill where the mamasan is rude and badgers you about taxis. Yes, I know the rooms are downtrodden. But woah, I’ve never seen such a grim lineup of girls. Was there on a Thursday night around 8pm. The mamasan asked if I wanted Chinese or Vietnamese. I told her I wanted to see everyone. She called out and around 10 girls came into the room. I’m sorry, but most of these girls were just downright unattractive. It was so bad I almost left, but decided to go with the least worst option which was a smiling, albeit chubby, Vietnamese girl wearing a sheer top.
I paid for a one-hour two pop session for MOP670. I have no idea why I didn’t just take the one pop option. As it turned out, it was a zero pop session. Everything about that night didn’t feel right and I just couldn’t get into it. Her body was flabby, her tits were okay-ish, she did have a decent attitude and she did have a shaved pussy (for what it's worth). But I just wasn't into her.
She spoke fair English and I asked her about the customer base at Hou Va. She said it was a fair mix of local Macau Chinese, Indians, China Chinese, and some foreigners. As I was leaving there were a few Indian guys in the lobby who were waiting for a lineup.
I’m not writing Hou Va off entirely as others have clearly had good experiences, although I don’t think I will go back there for the foreseeable future. There are just too many better options in Macau (even in the budget category). | |
