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23-12-2014 14:17 |
The inventor of predictive text has just died. His funeral will be held on sundial.
My wife asked if I could try fingering her in a different way last night. I gave her the thumbs up.
I got a bad thesaurus for Christmas last year. It was so bad, just really, really bad.
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barbers chair, eating a cake while her dad gets his hair cut. The barber smiles at her and says, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin." "I know," she replies. "I'm gonna get tits too."
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last long if you're fat. | |
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