Primus
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21-4-2014 10:17 |
I grew up in a rough area, other kids used to cover me in cream and put a cherry on my head. Life was tough in the gateau.
I can't believe I've been sacked as the coach of the Hong Kong limbo team. I bent over backwards for those guys.
I caught my wife having sex with my best friend the other day so I told her to pack her stuff and get out. As for him, I looked him straight in the eye and said "Bad boy! No biscuits for you today!"
I'm beginning to think the woman in the flat opposite has something to hide. Every time she sees me watching her she can't close her curtains fast enough.
When I make love I can only last for 3.141592 seconds. I'm pi sexual. | |
| zebra |
21-4-2014 10:52 |
Acceptance +1 |
Truly enjoyed your jokes. By the way, are you Woody Allen? |
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