Primus
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15-4-2014 12:59 |
The other day I found a vase shaped like a vagina. It was from the Minge Dynasty.
We used to call my grandad 'Spiderman'. He didn't have super powers, he just found it hard to get out of the bath.
My friend was chopping up herbs when he got some in his eye. Now he's parsley sighted.
A young girl with asthma goes to the doctor and he puts his stethoscope on her chest. "Big breaths," he instructs. "Yeth, and I'm only thixteen," she replies.
When my wife gave birth I asked the nurse how long it would be before we could have sex. She winked at me and said, "I'm off duty in 10 minutes. Meet me in the car park." | |
| kaleu |
15-4-2014 17:54 |
Acceptance +5 |
I cannot keep reading these... |
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