Inflated prices, deflated LB - Flower Fairy
Date: mid April 2022
Location: TST
Name: Don't remember
Spa: Flower Fairy
Age: Late 30's
Face: 2/5
Body: 2/5
Skill: 2/5
Service: 1.5/5
Price & Session Length: $1,000 + tips for 90 min
Repeat: Hell no
Let me preface this by saying it was one of my worst massage experiences in recent memory and I'm now put off from going to spas for a while.
Some days ago I went to check out the good ol' Flower Fairy and try a girl I've not seen before. I'm afraid I don't recall her name at all though! The spa setup is exactly the way it was before the latest COVID shut down - a little too dark but acceptable and the faint smell of cigarette smoke lingered in the air. Charlie was nice as usual and left me to shower alone.
A few minutes later, the girl came in. The initial regret crept into my mind. She was older than expected, her face was NMCOT at all, and the figure was... Let's just say large. But no matter, I was there and horny lil' LB was doing the decision making. We greet each other and I get on the bed. A very strong smell of cheap perfume filled the room. Though I could live with it, I was worried it would stick to my clothes and get me in trouble at home. Thankfully, that didn't happen. The massage began very normally and she had decent strength despite not having nailed the technique. That's alright as I've been missing this for the last few months and can't afford to be picky.
Then it started getting weird when I engaged her in some casual conversation. She's a "one-upper" and wouldn't stop interrupting me. As we talked about 2 of my main hobbies, none of which she tried herself, she kept criticising me for not doing them properly and telling me how her friends did it better (there was no truth to her ignorant statements). I went along for a bit but soon got too tired to respond. It seemed to me she didn't understand the concept of hobbies. Her playful smacks on the back of my head while questioning why I haven't been monetizing my hobbies (they are hobbies, not jobs FFS) soon became annoying. Around the same time, she sat on my butt and grinded against it, pretending that it can be considered a massage.
Thinking she finally sensed that I preferred some peace and quiet, I was glad to hear her say that I can sleep if I am comfortable. Finally. I start to relax... But FUCKING HELL she started talking more than ever before. I put up with it until the flip. Would have preferred to be jerked off facing down, to be honest, as now I'm forced to look at her. No offence, but it's not a look I fancy at all. Part 2 was equally noisy. There was no slowing down or attempt to set the mood. She just kept talking and talking and FUCKING TALKING while jerking me off. Her crass language became unbearable. Words like "diu", "pok kai", "lun" made up most of her vocabulary. After much effort on my end, I came after 30 mins. She made some remark about how having cum on her hands makes her gag. Ugh.
Prices have gone up at Flower Fairy. It's normal with the high inflation, but watching the price go from $800 to $900 and now $1,000 makes it hard to swallow given how the service and quality of girls have steadily dropped. I miss the many awesome girls who worked there in the past... Sarah, Emily, QQ, Kiko, Tong Tong to name a few. I've tried all the girls in the current Flower Fairy stable and I don't think I can recommend any of them.
I love a cute <30 girl who can do a good massage, and finish me off with semi-decent HJ. Is it that hard? Oh, and don't talk my ears off!
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