[North Cyprus (Turkey)] mongering trip report
Recently had a mongering vacation in North Cyprus (Lefkosa), aka Turkish Republic Of Northern Cyprus (KIBRIS).
Bought a all-inclusive package tour from a Chinese expat travel agent.
Package included 3 nights 5-star hotel, nightly guided trips to the red light district, daytime sightseeing with private guide / car, and all meals provided.
Mongering options:
1. Strip club brothel (1hr for $120 USD)
Every night, my Chinese guide took me by private car to the red light district, which has a bunch of strip club brothels. Outside every strip club, there is a booth with pictures of whos working tonight. See pictures below as I snapped a few souvenirs. Pics are real with only minor photoshop.
You pay a cover charge of around $8 which entitles you to a free drink, fruit, peanuts. They seat you and bring you drinks, and all the hookers are on stage sitting on a couch. They take turns pole dancing and you tell the pimp which girl you want for boom boom. The pimp collects your money and escorts you to the back which is a mini hotel room. Girl comes in and you shower separately. Then foreplay + BBBJ + FS. 2nd shot is YMMV. Most girls are from former USSR countries like Ukraine, Belarus, Moldova, Russia, etc. Some girls speak English, but ALL of them seem to speak Russian. As general advice, pick the girl who is most energetic during her strip dance. Don't pick the one that seems to hate her job!
2. Overnight outcall to hotel (Around $180 USD)
I tried this option once. The pimp will show you some photos on his cell phone. Girls are available for outcall from 1am to 8am overnight. I picked a Russian ballerina looking girl. Had trouble communicating but once the action started there was no need for communication anyway. Thank god for Google Translate.
Other than mongering, North Cyprus has beautiful scenery, casinos everywhere, crystal clear sea water for swimming / snorkel, and cheap cost of living.
PM me if interested in the Chinese guide's contacts. He speaks perfect English and Mandarin and charges hourly for tour guide services or package rate for full vacations.
[ Last edited by xiaodidi at 5-3-2019 18:44 ] | |
